Nipple awkwardness.

PRockPigtails said:

MessyJessy said:
You think that's bad, try sexing up my girlfriend...

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MessyJessy has a girlfriend?

*kills self*

There's a reason my spoiler was empty

I happen to have a dishwasher.

I'm not sure that the owners of my apartment complex would appreciate it disappearing, but I will explain that I traded it for nipples, and they will understand.

while doing something to one nipple, please don't neglect the other!

I've always referred to them as piss shivers. I get the same sensation if I lick mustard directly off the knife. It's this involuntary but extremely satisfying shiver that courses through my body for several seconds, usually during a good, long piss.

Regarding breasts, I try to give equal attention in one form or another. As Drake suggested, massage one breast while sucking and biting the nipple of the other. No one is clocking you, so just make sure your attention isn't overly disproportionate.

pfft! That's easy....I'll wash your dishes FOR you. If you agree to present your nipples when I'm done.

I've had guys just pay attention to one and in my head I'm going, "you know I've got two, right?"

I suggest you suck one nipple, then use a time machine to go back in time and suck the other one simultaneously.

If you ever are in need of a royal nipple massage...

Yeah. That usually ends up getting me the blowjob that leads to her riding my cock. Dude, it's not OCD...it just feels good. Roll with it!

I personally like the feeling of antipication when one nipple starts getting tired and I start thinking "Is he going to change sides? Ooh, is he going to change sides? He's going to change sides...no he's not...yes...no...OMG HE CHANGED SIDES" *






*may not be actual internal monologue but you get the idea

One nipple is for guys and the other nipple is for girls!

This is why you need two partners, people.

I think we're done here. Last person in the thread turns off the lights, k?

. . . enters . . . turns off lights.






HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! ITS DARK IN HERE . . . i CAN'T SEE ANY NIPPLES!

I don't see the issue here...what you do to one you do to the other...duhh!!
Having two is better than having none!! sheesh...
All this nipple sucking is leaving my mouth watering, and then there is the clit..mmmm

dude

my girl hates having her nipples touched or sucked

i love to do it too, so i'm in hell

What what what what?!

It's all about symmetry. Period.

On a totally unrelated note, my nippies have been exceedingly tender lately. And not in a fun way.

you forget to mention how she is obsessed with giving blowjobs. so you couldnt be that deep in the depths of hell.

you are right. so i'll quit complaining.

Just flip her over and put it in her butt. Problem solved.

Then both nipples are being ignored and you have butt awkwardness.