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Nipple awkwardness.

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dingoes8

Milwaukee, WI

March 2004

AUG 26, 2007 10:29 PM

I may be alone in this, but nipples confuse me. Mainly because there are two of them.

It's like, okay, you're sucking on a nipple, right? Are you supposed to be doing something to the other one, simultaneously? Do you have to switch over and start sucking on the other after a certain amount of time? How long? Does doing something to one nipple mean you have to cover the other one before moving on in order to keep some sort of stimuli equilibrium?

It's not that I obsess about it or anything, it just always kinda pulls my mind out of the moment, because I feel like I'm neglecting that poor other nipple.

Does this make any sense to anyone?

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA

June 2003

AUG 26, 2007 10:31 PM

Why not suck the other one with your other mouth?

Duh!

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL

February 2003

AUG 26, 2007 10:35 PM

Suck one, rub the other with the tip of your penis.

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL

August 2005

AUG 26, 2007 10:42 PM

You think that's bad, try sexing up my girlfriend...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Squinty

Philadelphia, PA

June 2007

AUG 26, 2007 10:43 PM

It's cumulative. Just keep it balanced over the long term. Doesn't mean you have to switch back and forth. Like having two kids.

Twelve

Bay City, MI

April 2007

AUG 26, 2007 10:47 PM

Well, if I were a girl you'd have to do the same thing to both sides because otherwise oh my god it doesn't feel even!

But uh, for most normal people I don't think there's much to it. Just use your free hand.

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK

August 2002

AUG 26, 2007 11:01 PM

Pro-tip: You wouldn't just go stampeding for the clitorus -- don't assume the nipple is the only part of the breast that feels good, either.

Tritone

Saint Paul, MN

May 2004

AUG 26, 2007 11:15 PM

Keith said:
Pro-tip: You wouldn't just go stampeding for the clitorus

So it's real?

dingoes8

Milwaukee, WI

March 2004

AUG 26, 2007 11:18 PM

TwelveTone said:
Well, if I were a girl you'd have to do the same thing to both sides because otherwise oh my god it doesn't feel even!

But uh, for most normal people I don't think there's much to it. Just use your free hand.

No, I totally get that. Like if I touch something cold with one hand, I have to touch it with the other hand. It's an OCD thing. I imagine it would be ten times worse if it were my nipple being sucked on for a few minutes. That would throw me.

Louis_XIV

France

August 2007

AUG 27, 2007 12:22 AM

I presume that's one of the resons why some courtesanes at Versailles have two lovers.

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL

February 2003

AUG 27, 2007 12:39 AM

Vibrating nipple clips.

apesamongus

Atlanta, GA

July 2002

AUG 27, 2007 06:43 AM

PaulNikon said:
Suck one, rub the other with the tip of your penis.

I hurt my back just reading that.

ohash

Columbus, OH

May 2007

AUG 27, 2007 05:02 PM

Stop freaking out about it, first of all. Just pay attention to both at some point during the session. Maybe suck on one and lightly pinch the other.

TaoAndCoffee

Stoney Creek, ON

June 2007

AUG 27, 2007 05:06 PM

And while you're obsessing over the nipples, imagine how the vagina feels!

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA

December 2003

AUG 27, 2007 05:15 PM

I remember my ex would actually thrust her other nipple in the direction of my mouth if she felt it wasn't getting enough attention. It wasn't subtle but it got the job done.

Drake

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

AUG 27, 2007 06:26 PM

Massage the other boobie with your hand. For real! I can't get enough of that.

Rafi

Santa Monica, CA

January 2003

AUG 27, 2007 07:27 PM

Use the force?

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.

June 2004

AUG 27, 2007 07:33 PM

Rafi said:
Use the force?

The Schwartz, you mean.

zarth

Seattle, WA

December 2004

AUG 27, 2007 08:05 PM

dingoes8 said:
No, I totally get that. Like if I touch something cold with one hand, I have to touch it with the other hand. It's an OCD thing.

This is the salient information right here. I don't have advice for you, because I have no idea what it's like to have OCD, but that's the thing you need to take into account.

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA

November 2003

AUG 27, 2007 08:13 PM

Just as long as you get all the peanut butter off, you're golden.

dingoes8

Milwaukee, WI

March 2004

AUG 27, 2007 08:53 PM

ohash said:
Stop freaking out about it, first of all. Just pay attention to both at some point during the session. Maybe suck on one and lightly pinch the other.

Oh, I wasn't really looking for advice or anything. I was just hoping I would tap into some universal truth of the human experience that lots of people feel, but never talk about. Like piss quivers.

But I guess I'm the only one bothered by the incompatibility of dual nipples and singular mouths. Ah well.

zarth

Seattle, WA

December 2004

AUG 27, 2007 09:12 PM

dingoes8 said:
Oh, I wasn't really looking for advice or anything. I was just hoping I would tap into some universal truth of the human experience that lots of people feel, but never talk about. Like piss quivers.

But I guess I'm the only one bothered by the incompatibility of dual nipples and singular mouths. Ah well.

Maybe not the only one, but definitely not one of many.

Piss quivers? No - never mind.

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ

February 2007

AUG 27, 2007 09:25 PM

MrGinger said:
Just as long as you get all the peanut butter off, you're golden.

follow your own advice next time, please.

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA

November 2003

AUG 27, 2007 09:34 PM

imprettywhenilie said:

MrGinger said:
Just as long as you get all the peanut butter off, you're golden.

follow your own advice next time, please.

I got full.

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR

October 2005

AUG 28, 2007 09:29 PM

MessyJessy said:
You think that's bad, try sexing up my girlfriend...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

MessyJessy has a girlfriend?

*kills self*

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