A Mouthful of Urine? ugh....(shudder)

On another post I asked if girls liked to be woken up by their other going down on them (If you havent seen it...its mostly NO) but this got me wondering...

Some mornings I usually have to pee really bad...if my "other" were to go down on me during these times...and I relaxed....I would run the risk of accidentally releasing my bladder into the mouth of the well intentioned girl...UGH!

Has this ever happened to anyone, or anyone you know?

Fucking eauuuuuuuw...

Nope. I've done that to past boyfriends, and they always said, "Ack... I have to go to the bathroom... hold up a second."

Then they'd cheerfully return, and I'd finish the job.

I believe that when one is properly "aroused," the body shuts off that valve.

"properly aroused"? i take any arousal i can get.

*sees that this is not a golden shower thread, leaves*

The shut off valve is correct but Ive peed with wood before it isnt impossible.

I dont think

I hate being woken up to head. I have to go pee sooo bad when I first wake up. You know how hard it is to aim whilst 'sporting.'

was it Mary Poppins that sang, "A mouthful of urine makes the medicine go down...medicine go down..medicine go down?"

I take it neither of you have seen a guy pissing into the bathtub from the hallway then? It totally happens.

not exactly. while the increase of blood may qwelsh the flow it doesn't shut it off completely. I know this because I have deflated more than a few morning woods by pissing. I have to sit down and poke that sucker straight at the water or piss will go everywhere, but I can personally verify that it does come out while at full attention.

or it could be that I have a broken valve.

Isn't it good, my morning wood. (To the tune of Norwegian Wood)

Tough to whizz with an erection. I had a lover long ago that liked wee-wee taken externally. Odd self regulating situation. She'd get turned on, I'd get hard, and then no more Mr. pee-pee.

I can pee with a woody but it hurts like hell.

Yes, and a little more difficult to get that initial flow going....

i wonder why having to piss really bad in the morning can give a guy such massive hard-ons?
and if you've got said hard-on, i say hold it and work with it.

Dunno, orgasms don't seem as intense when you've got a bladder full of pee that wants out.

It burns like a thousand knives of fire.

I think it can have to do with either REM sleep causing muscle contractions or the bladder pressure from not peeing for said hours.

It reminds me of that grape juice.

its a tit for tat, give and take type of thing as long as your doing a thing where your mouth is near the faucet, just spit it out and keep workin', what the fuck??? don't put you mouth on a volcano if you can't swallow an eruption, dig??? and that goes both ways...i have swallowed some salty water and dispensed in my time...give and take....

I have been guilty of this once upon a very drunk night, the girl was not sure of what had happened made it all the more amusing.

Night of the Living Thread.

-TM