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Toxicboy

Toxicboy

Van Nuys, CA
August 2003

AUG 25, 2003 10:41 AM

On another post I asked if girls liked to be woken up by their other going down on them (If you havent seen it...its mostly NO) but this got me wondering...

Some mornings I usually have to pee really bad...if my "other" were to go down on me during these times...and I relaxed....I would run the risk of accidentally releasing my bladder into the mouth of the well intentioned girl...UGH!

Has this ever happened to anyone, or anyone you know?

Cherie

Cherie

Providence, RI
October 2002

AUG 25, 2003 10:42 AM

Fucking eauuuuuuuw... puke puke puke puke puke puke puke

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

AUG 25, 2003 10:48 AM

Nope. I've done that to past boyfriends, and they always said, "Ack... I have to go to the bathroom... hold up a second."

Then they'd cheerfully return, and I'd finish the job. smile

santa

santa

New York, NY
July 2003

AUG 25, 2003 11:11 AM

I believe that when one is properly "aroused," the body shuts off that valve.

Katie

Katie

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

AUG 25, 2003 11:22 AM

santa said:
I believe that when one is properly "aroused," the body shuts off that valve.


that is correct.

jason

jason

USA
August 2002

AUG 25, 2003 11:34 AM

"properly aroused"? i take any arousal i can get.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Melbourne, FL
February 2003

AUG 25, 2003 01:00 PM

*sees that this is not a golden shower thread, leaves*

Toxicboy

Toxicboy

Van Nuys, CA
August 2003

AUG 25, 2003 01:18 PM

The shut off valve is correct but Ive peed with wood before it isnt impossible.

I dont think smile

RockinRicky

RockinRicky

Denver, CO
July 2003

AUG 25, 2003 01:26 PM

I hate being woken up to head. I have to go pee sooo bad when I first wake up. You know how hard it is to aim whilst 'sporting.'

bishop

bishop

Iceland
September 2002

AUG 25, 2003 04:05 PM

was it Mary Poppins that sang, "A mouthful of urine makes the medicine go down...medicine go down..medicine go down?"

UnnecessaryZ

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY
July 2003

AUG 25, 2003 04:45 PM

Katie said:

santa said:
I believe that when one is properly "aroused," the body shuts off that valve.


that is correct.



I take it neither of you have seen a guy pissing into the bathtub from the hallway then? It totally happens.

madlucas

madlucas

Richmond, VA
November 2002

AUG 25, 2003 08:35 PM

Katie said:

santa said:
I believe that when one is properly "aroused," the body shuts off that valve.



that is correct.



not exactly. while the increase of blood may qwelsh the flow it doesn't shut it off completely. I know this because I have deflated more than a few morning woods by pissing. I have to sit down and poke that sucker straight at the water or piss will go everywhere, but I can personally verify that it does come out while at full attention.

or it could be that I have a broken valve.

r00kers

r00kers

Nederland, CO
February 2003

AUG 25, 2003 09:29 PM

Isn't it good, my morning wood. (To the tune of Norwegian Wood)

Tough to whizz with an erection. I had a lover long ago that liked wee-wee taken externally. Odd self regulating situation. She'd get turned on, I'd get hard, and then no more Mr. pee-pee.

Mei

Mei

SUICIDEGIRL

Vatican City

AUG 25, 2003 10:35 PM

i think that qwelsh is the best word i've heard in a long time. a mix between squelch and quell?

Thirty

Thirty

Oman
December 2002

AUG 25, 2003 10:40 PM

I can pee with a woody but it hurts like hell.

Stasi

Stasi

Boise, ID
June 2003

AUG 25, 2003 10:47 PM

Thirty said:
I can pee with a woody but it hurts like hell.



Yes, and a little more difficult to get that initial flow going....

johnnyfive

johnnyfive

Raleigh, NC
November 2002

AUG 25, 2003 10:50 PM

i wonder why having to piss really bad in the morning can give a guy such massive hard-ons?
and if you've got said hard-on, i say hold it and work with it.

Stasi

Stasi

Boise, ID
June 2003

AUG 25, 2003 10:56 PM

johnnyfive said:
i wonder why having to piss really bad in the morning can give a guy such massive hard-ons?
and if you've got said hard-on, i say hold it and work with it.



Dunno, orgasms don't seem as intense when you've got a bladder full of pee that wants out.

Thirty

Thirty

Oman
December 2002

AUG 25, 2003 11:02 PM

It burns like a thousand knives of fire.

atmospherik1

atmospherik1

I'm lost
April 2003

AUG 25, 2003 11:08 PM

johnnyfive said:
i wonder why having to piss really bad in the morning can give a guy such massive hard-ons?
.


I think it can have to do with either REM sleep causing muscle contractions or the bladder pressure from not peeing for said hours.

SoEffinHappy

SoEffinHappy

Philadelphia, PA
April 2003

AUG 25, 2003 11:12 PM

Mei said:
i think that qwelsh is the best word i've heard in a long time. a mix between squelch and quell?



It reminds me of that grape juice.

razor13

razor13

Los Angeles, CA
December 2002

AUG 26, 2003 12:55 AM

its a tit for tat, give and take type of thing as long as your doing a thing where your mouth is near the faucet, just spit it out and keep workin', what the fuck??? don't put you mouth on a volcano if you can't swallow an eruption, dig??? and that goes both ways...i have swallowed some salty water and dispensed in my time...give and take....

Scorpinox

Scorpinox

Australia
January 2008

JAN 12, 2008 03:57 AM

I have been guilty of this once upon a very drunk night, the girl was not sure of what had happened made it all the more amusing.

Tritone

Tritone

Saint Paul, MN
May 2004

JAN 12, 2008 04:43 AM

Night of the Living Thread.

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

JAN 12, 2008 07:03 AM

razor13 said:
its a tit for tat, give and take type of thing as long as your doing a thing where your mouth is near the faucet, just spit it out and keep workin', what the fuck??? don't put you mouth on a volcano if you can't swallow an eruption, dig??? and that goes both ways...i have swallowed some salty water and dispensed in my time...give and take....


confused

-TM

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