This little vaccuum cleaner attachment was invented by a divorced woman here in the US.
I found it hilarious that the Jeff Daniels movie "Super Sucker" about vaccuum cleaners and sex is now a reality.

This little fiend hooks up to your vaccuum cleaner hose and can go all nght long, delivering orgasms in as quickly as 10 seconds!! Or so the inventor says.

Of course you'd never hear about it in the US news, that's why I scrounge around the European newswire for sexy little news items on my days off...
The original news article is here at Ananova.

Tritone

Saint Paul, MN

May 2004

AUG 16, 2007 03:28 PM

...
But I have advertisements turned off in my preferences.

Kundalini

Kalamazoo, MI

June 2004

AUG 16, 2007 03:32 PM

Tritone said:
...
But I have advertisements turned off in my preferences.

I wasn't trying to advertise, merely to show off an interesting little sex toy I found. I didn't mean to sound like a shill.

PointBlank

New York, NY

November 2004

AUG 16, 2007 03:32 PM

Wow. A sex toy. Men are now totally obsolete, since this is the first one ever.

Helly

Australia

December 2004

AUG 16, 2007 04:01 PM

PointBlank said:
Wow. A sex toy. Men are now totally obsolete, since this is the first one ever.

That made me giggle!

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

AUG 16, 2007 05:01 PM

Tritone said:
...
But I have advertisements turned off in my preferences.

You can't turn off community based social network enabled viral marketing, beyyyyotch!!!

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX

May 2006

AUG 16, 2007 05:31 PM

do not want

MrCrisp

I'm lost

August 2004

AUG 16, 2007 05:56 PM

PointBlank said:
Wow. A sex toy. Men are now totally obsolete, since this is the first one ever.

where do i turn my penis in?

Cassiel

Aurora, CO

September 2004

AUG 16, 2007 05:59 PM

what if you accidentally switch the vacuum to 'reverse'?

MrCrisp

I'm lost

August 2004

AUG 16, 2007 06:01 PM

Cassiel said:
what if you accidentally switch the vacuum to 'reverse'?

douche o' debris, fire in the hole.

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

AUG 16, 2007 06:15 PM

Kundalini said:
delivering orgasms in as quickly as 10 seconds!! Or so the inventor says.

Yes, because when I think of orgasmic quality, I think of something that takes less time than reheating slightly-too-frozen ice cream to a scoopable state in the microwave.

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX

May 2006

AUG 16, 2007 06:19 PM

Flux said:

Kundalini said:
delivering orgasms in as quickly as 10 seconds!! Or so the inventor says.

Yes, because when I think of orgasmic quality, I think of something that takes less time than reheating slightly-too-frozen ice cream to a scoopable state in the microwave.

Wait, you can make ice cream scoopable in the microwave?

What are the settings for that? (i'm serious, i'm pregnant and have a half gallon of rock hard chocolate ice cream screaming my name)

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

AUG 16, 2007 06:22 PM

DhD_PillowPants said:

Flux said:

Kundalini said:
delivering orgasms in as quickly as 10 seconds!! Or so the inventor says.

Yes, because when I think of orgasmic quality, I think of something that takes less time than reheating slightly-too-frozen ice cream to a scoopable state in the microwave.

Wait, you can make ice cream scoopable in the microwave?

What are the settings for that? (i'm serious, i'm pregnant and have a half gallon of rock hard chocolate ice cream screaming my name)

Just stick it in on high for 10-15 seconds, homegirl.

Cassiel

Aurora, CO

September 2004

AUG 16, 2007 06:26 PM

Flux said:

DhD_PillowPants said:

Flux said:

Kundalini said:
delivering orgasms in as quickly as 10 seconds!! Or so the inventor says.

Yes, because when I think of orgasmic quality, I think of something that takes less time than reheating slightly-too-frozen ice cream to a scoopable state in the microwave.

Wait, you can make ice cream scoopable in the microwave?

What are the settings for that? (i'm serious, i'm pregnant and have a half gallon of rock hard chocolate ice cream screaming my name)

Just stick it in on high for 10-15 seconds, homegirl.

why do they always say 'on high' in instructions? i've never seen anything other than 'high.'

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

AUG 16, 2007 06:29 PM

Cassiel said:

Flux said:

DhD_PillowPants said:

Flux said:

Kundalini said:
delivering orgasms in as quickly as 10 seconds!! Or so the inventor says.

Yes, because when I think of orgasmic quality, I think of something that takes less time than reheating slightly-too-frozen ice cream to a scoopable state in the microwave.

Wait, you can make ice cream scoopable in the microwave?

What are the settings for that? (i'm serious, i'm pregnant and have a half gallon of rock hard chocolate ice cream screaming my name)

Just stick it in on high for 10-15 seconds, homegirl.

why do they always say 'on high' in instructions? i've never seen anything other than 'high.'

You ain't lookin', punkin.

unravled

Portland, OR

August 2003

AUG 16, 2007 06:37 PM

Don't you know we've been covering sex with vacuum cleaners on this board since 2006?

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA

December 2003

AUG 16, 2007 07:23 PM

Cassiel said:
why do they always say 'on high' in instructions? i've never seen anything other than 'high.'

You are clearly not a master of microwave cooking. I use different heat settings all the time. Makes for a more excellent lazily prepared meal.

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.

June 2004

AUG 16, 2007 08:34 PM

oyaji said:

Flux said:

DhD_PillowPants said:

Flux said:

Kundalini said:
delivering orgasms in as quickly as 10 seconds!! Or so the inventor says.

Yes, because when I think of orgasmic quality, I think of something that takes less time than reheating slightly-too-frozen ice cream to a scoopable state in the microwave.

Wait, you can make ice cream scoopable in the microwave?

What are the settings for that? (i'm serious, i'm pregnant and have a half gallon of rock hard chocolate ice cream screaming my name)

Just stick it in on high for 10-15 seconds, homegirl.

I'm confused. Are you talking about the microwave or the vacuum cleaner?

bizoptly
~Original Quote

Lucy

SUICIDEGIRL

Yemen

AUG 17, 2007 10:49 AM

If I wanted to fuck a vacuum cleaner, I'd trade bodies with FreakPirate for a day.

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

AUG 17, 2007 10:55 AM

Cassiel said:
what if you accidentally switch the vacuum to 'reverse'?

I'd expect a lot of queefing following such a manoeuvre.

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ

June 2003

AUG 17, 2007 11:13 AM

Lucy said:
If I wanted to fuck a vacuum cleaner, I'd trade bodies with FreakPirate for a day.

This thread can close now. Lucy wins.

_kungfoo_

Los Angeles, CA

April 2005

AUG 17, 2007 04:50 PM

One day it's sex with vacuum cleaners, tomorrow it's robots.

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA

December 2003

AUG 17, 2007 04:57 PM

KUNGFOO said:
One day it's sex with vacuum cleaners, tomorrow it's robots.

Plz find the lolz in this pic, kthx.

_kungfoo_

Los Angeles, CA

April 2005

AUG 18, 2007 01:57 AM

KUNGFOO said:
One day it's sex with vacuum cleaners, tomorrow it's robots.

phoenixorcism

Australia

June 2006

AUG 18, 2007 02:14 AM

Man I wish I had some icecream right now!!

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