Avoiding Masturbation--Tips needed!

I know this is silly, but I have a bet with a friend that I can give up masturbation for Lent.

Any tips on avoiding the stroke?

Take an anti depressant like Prozac. I guarantee you won't even THINK about wanking

I was hoping to avoid pharmacological intervention, but thanks for the tip.

ask your friend to let you dry hump them.

Ask Malphas.

get someone else to do it for you.

Just fuck a lot- that oughta keep your hands off your honker. I imagine that might be a good pick-up line, too- "Excuse me, but I have this bet with my friend for Lent... I was wondering if you could help me out..."

Don't get me wrong, I have a girlfriend and all. The problem is I can't have sex with her all the time. I guess I'm looking for something for those nights (mornings, afternoons) alone. Besides, I think having sex makes me want it more. The morning after sex always finds me looking to jerk it.

Maybe I'm weird.

or mabye sex is evil.

your either looking at getting a GF or your buddies to stroke ya... or think about Getty Lee from Rush that works for me...
one things for sure cumming over here looking at these sweat young things aint goin a keep ya down....




[Edited on Mar 15, 2003 by Go_Go_Monster]

You could cut your hands off...

oohh ohh i know i know!!!!!!!!! my record number of days with out self moelstation or sex. 240. it takes time patience, and something distracting. like i read alot of taoist books, started to rewrite the art of war as it applies to relationships. got really drunk alot and meditation. as far as things to do when you feel the urge. smoke, go for a jog, play a video game, look at naked pictures of margret thatcher, visualize dubbya naked, think of old people sex. if your looking for something more active you can always go and buy one of those electric dog training collars and everytime you feel the urge supress it with 12 volts.
hopefully you found this useful, and if not i can offer no other advise then. or maybe you have no will power and should just give up and pay up on the bet.

I'm surprised to be the first to write this, but ummm... why not lie to him? Then take the winnings and go buy porn...

Somebody mentioned Prozac.

It has not effected my abilities to fuck or jack at all.

duct tape. it fixes anything.

just go here

Line your penis with razor blades... if you touch it, you lose a finger. Pavlov's dog theory will teach you the rest.

stay away from online porn sites.

you need to put a poster on your celing of Mother Teresa playing baseball naked...every time you wane up you'll scare yourself out of any of the day's sexual activity

If I go longer than three days without wanking it (staying with someone on vacation or business trip) I lose interest in doing it...I think time is the key. If your like me, go a couple days and I'm sure you'll stop till you force yourself to do it. And make sure you prepare to return to the cage to punish the bad monkey, cause releasing a angry cock after weeks of not wanking can be quite an explosive experience.

LOL yeah, you might want to aim away from other people when your 40 days are up, you might kill or severly hurt/blind them...

he didn't say he was giving up orgasm entirely, just orgasm via masturbation.

in which case, i suggest getting a hooker for those nights when your girlfriend is unavailable to get you off.

if you could give up orgasm entirely for 40 days, THAT would be impressive.

if you're just starting this now, though, you're a little late to give it up for lent.

hey, they made a movie about it, it might be possible