Anal Sex

Actually I haven't heard of those two. But if you what the 3 I mentioned are and they are like those then... Yeah, like that.

Aye yai yai! We're talking about anal sex, not scatophelia!

To paraphrase the great Eddy Izzard, in the context of this topic not transvestism,: No, no, no. Little bit of a crow bar, please. Perhaps we can carry that paraphrasing further and say: I mean "executive" anal sex, not "weirdo" anal sex.

To be sure, poop is of concern, but not necessarily something to be desired. Save that for the German "shizer" movies: .

You stole that from the comedy skit that is available for download on Shareaza right now :-)

Once I was doing my ex in the Ass the she told me to let her know when I was gready to cum, Time was near and I told her... but then she asked me to stop and I pulled out and she Sucked Me OFF!!! I was Amazed and grossed out @ the same time.... 1st Time she ever gave me a Blow Job but right after it being in her ASS!! I was shocked didn't know what to do and after she swallowed me she asked me how that was, and Kissed Me!!! We Played around alil while more... and after we finished up and I brushed my Teeth ASAP I didn't enjoy the taste of poop in my mouth...

Anyone else try that?

Granted I loved what she did but I don't favor shit in my mouth.... later I tossed her, in return though to show my appreciation

[Edited on Mar 01, 2003 by TOR]

man, your g/f is a little gem for doing that to you, and you show appreciation by running off to clean your teeth? sheash

Yeah, well, I never claimed to have made it up myself. What's the sketch?

Dammit! I thouhgt I had the monopoly on nasal sex!

Ha, ha, but I bet you're all so untrendy you've never tried ear canal sex! You buttnoses!

Someone post goatse and show the dangers of anal.

::sigh:: i dont see this as a potential danger to anyone who tries anal sex....but, i do have a liking towards

GOATSE!!

Google's cached interview with a goatse.cx guy. (I don't know why the original's gone.)

Fun reading, but WARNING: WITH PICTURES.

anal rocks, it's a whole different thing. i still can believe some people don't even want to try it.
but yes, i do think we should be careful when doing it with our partners it could be the best experience or the worse.

I Hate anal sex! Ive done it a few times and for the most part it hurts like buggery fuck (pun intended) Feels like having a poo back wards if that makes sense, Ive given it a chance but justnot my bag Im afraid.

anal.. nasal.. ear.. armpit.. knee crook.. done. done. done. done. and DONE.

oh wait, i forgot feet, and between the toes also.
...
done. done.
and stuck it in her eye.. well on it at least.


[Edited on Mar 26, 2003 by psiko]

Well, like Iggy Pop says in "Lust for Life,"

Of course I've had it in the ear before.

hmmmmmmm, anal sex good. tongue swabbing the brown eye, better. getting your own bung licked clean, YAY. and it can only get better from there. (or worse if THATs the way you feel about it.) besides, not much can compare to a lovely thai lady going down AND fiddling with sphincter muscles. wheeeeee.

Any sex act is only degrading if you feel degraded.

you mean he wasn't talking about one of Soupy Sales' pies?

I just have to say that I love anal sex. I am in a committed relationship and I love the way we can play with each other. It is a shame that some men force it on their women. That is just wrong.

Some girls like it and some girls don't. I think a lot of it depends on the guy, his size and how fast or slow he goes. Also, if he only goes in halfway versus all the way in. I find I have to be in the mood to do anal, and smaller is usually better in the back, unlike in the front. I also notice it feels better with lube and having it all the way in. 'Course, not all girls like it because of the first initial pain... and some, especially if they have to go to the bathroom soon (and not to make it sound gross; but it is true), will not like it for that very reason.

Plus most just don't like the idea of it. I used to think it was gross. Then again, I used to think oral was gross too. Things change.