The Comedy of Sex...

Have you ever opted to say something funny after the big O rather than something cliche and gotten your partner to laugh?

Example: "WOW! No one's made me cum like that since the last time I was made to cum like that!"

I've lucked out and had a few good-sport girlfriends that would bust a gut when we exchanged quips like this.

Just wondering if anyone smiles anymore,
-c

I always laugh after I finish.
I just think about what just occured.

Hey, whatever gets her to stop crying after some really mediocre, disappointing sex.

"Jinkies Daphne, now let's find out what's down this other tunnel."

LOL you're too much Satan...why is my skin starting to burn?

That burning sensation means that it's working!

I guess its better to have sex be a comedy rather than a tragedy.

I opt for doing scenes from BOOGIE NIGHTS to keep the laughs going.

i like to quote fight club:

"My god, i haven't been fucked like that since gradeschool"

With my old girlfriend I used to say that we were going to have wild flying monkey sex (don't ask how that came to mind) and would tell her that I will be back I just have to go get my wings.. and then make monkey sounds at random times durning.. it always made her laugh.

1 partner and I would get masks or some odd objects laying arounfd the house put them in a bag and she would close her eyes I'd put on a mask or do somthing unique and tell her to open her eyes and vise versa... Although I was slapped to shit by putting on a Clown mask and I found out then she had a fear of clowns... then she go me back by wearing a Clinton mask holding a vibrating cigar...

For me it seems I just have more comedic moments during sex ..

Like the other night when I somehow wedged my tit under my knee and got trapped and couldn't sit up and got claustrophobic and freaked out ... geez how do I manage these things

If anyone gets the reference, I heard my room mate use "My dick feels like corn". She laughed. I'm gonna have to try the clinton mask and vibrating cigar one of these times.

Gimmie the butter baby gimmie the butter

How the fuck do people find these topics from so long ago?

Over 4 years of silence this post... Four years

I'll take a wild guess and say: boredom?

Im a big fan of short phrases, even just one work exclaimed just after orgasm. YATZEE! Check please! etc

Everything on the last page of Sex Talk is from February 2003, so it's not like he had to look very hard.

"Captain Kirk, Samantha Carter, and Colonel O'Neil. Now THAT'S a party."

Direct quote.

The Pterodactyl!

i once told a girl, "you sunk my battleship," after receiving head.

My ex was dirty talking to me while I was fucking her once and at one point I stopped and looked at her and said "It's called a lance, Hello!"...yeah, when you're both dorky "A Knight's Tale" fans, that's funny as hell.
Another time I had her about to cum or maybe she had just cum, I can't remember...and I pressed on her nose and went "honk." The randomness kinda made her smack me, but she laughed, so it was all good.

i told this girl after what inevitably was going to be a one night stand "so what was your name again?" she laughed cause she new it too... which made it fun

my last one night stand after the sex, still taking deep breaths lying on our backs "so does this mean we can be myspace friends"