Mulhollanddrive said:
my old girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night once. "goddammit!", she said. "you wet the fuckin' bed! i've got piss all over me! get up. i gotta change the sheets.". i got up and in my half asleep/still drunk state, i was apologizing and trying to help. she was saying, "i love you, but i don't want your pee all over me. that's sick!". then, i realized that i was totally dry, and the pee stain was on her side of the bed. i said, "hey YOU wet the fuckin' bed, not me!". i couldn't stop laughing. not quite what y'all were talking about, but after that, it was pretty obvious that golden showers were out of the question.
EvanX
Grand Rapids, MI
June 2003
AUG 27, 2006 02:04 PM