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bletch

bletch

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

FEB 16, 2003 09:50 AM

Has anyone ever tried expelling waste on their partner? Pooping or peeing, I havent, i think i could pee on someone though.

Butterfly2

Butterfly2

San Francisco, CA
December 2002

FEB 16, 2003 09:54 AM

Oh hell no, I think that's just wrong.

Plain wrong.

puke

bletch

bletch

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

FEB 16, 2003 09:58 AM

Oh butterfly my sweet! you must learn not to be so closed minded! open your eyes eeek

Opahl

Opahl

SUICIDEGIRL

Iowa, USA

FEB 16, 2003 10:07 AM

I've peed on my boys, but only in the shower.

Butterfly2

Butterfly2

San Francisco, CA
December 2002

FEB 16, 2003 10:07 AM

Just because I, personally, don't agree with it doesn't mean that I feel that way about others. If others want to do it, cool. If that's what gets you off, fine. It's not my place to judge. Maybe I should have made that more clear...

but open my eyes? Please! We're talking about types of defecation here.

surreal

PS~ Please don't hate me! tongue

[Edited on Feb 16, 2003 by Butterfly]

Mulhollanddrive

Mulhollanddrive

Austin, TX
January 2003

FEB 16, 2003 10:35 AM

my old girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night once. "goddammit!", she said. "you wet the fuckin' bed! i've got piss all over me! get up. i gotta change the sheets.". i got up and in my half asleep/still drunk state, i was apologizing and trying to help. she was saying, "i love you, but i don't want your pee all over me. that's sick!". then, i realized that i was totally dry, and the pee stain was on her side of the bed. i said, "hey YOU wet the fuckin' bed, not me!". i couldn't stop laughing. not quite what y'all were talking about, but after that, it was pretty obvious that golden showers were out of the question.

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

FEB 16, 2003 11:38 AM

I pee on anything and everything.

Psmith

Psmith

Fountain Valley, CA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 16, 2003 04:38 PM

you're my hero AL.

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

AUG 27, 2006 12:05 AM

A bump from the bottom. THis was the last of the last, and I'm bored so I bumped it. I do not condone the contents of this thread.

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

AUG 27, 2006 12:20 AM

I gave it a try once just to see if it would be exciting. I peed on a boy, and it wasn't exciting.

It was just pee...on a boy.

ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

AUG 27, 2006 12:41 AM

Roethke said:
I gave it a try once just to see if it would be exciting. I peed on a boy, and it wasn't exciting.

It was just pee...on a boy.



Hehe, Roethke, I love you.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

AUG 27, 2006 12:51 AM

*pees on this thread*

MisterGone

MisterGone

Minneapolis, MN
March 2006

AUG 27, 2006 11:18 AM

*fapfapfap*

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Melbourne, FL
February 2003

AUG 27, 2006 11:58 AM

I've said it many times over the years. Not sure I've said it lately.

I ♥ Al.

Martini

Martini

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

AUG 27, 2006 12:55 PM

my ex peed on me in the shower a few times... each time i smacked the hell out of him.. ruined me showering with people forever... c'est la vie.

xo

quagmirething

quagmirething

I'm lost
June 2005

AUG 27, 2006 01:20 PM

A bit of peeing can be good as part of a D/S thing. I know de Sade had a lot of people eating poo in his writings, but they aren't exactly a guide to fun BDSM evening for one and all. So hold the chocolate smile

I did once make the mistake of thinking "hard sports" was something like wrestling. Fortunately the misunderstanding was cleared up without anything icky happening.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

AUG 27, 2006 01:22 PM

*pees on quagmirething*

Vaille

Vaille

Farmington, NM
December 2005

AUG 27, 2006 01:27 PM

We were at the lake. My girlfriend and I are having sex underneath one of the piers. She gets this devilish grin on her face and whispers in my ear that she's going to pee on me. I bit her on the neck in response. She digs her toes into the dirt behind us and I feel warmth start spreading around my midsection. She climaxed almost immediately. I followed her.

Other than that, I haven't experienced any bodily functions during sex save for the standard air-related stuff like queefing, belching, and farting. Oh, the farting. It's never happened when our faces were down there, but there's been a lot more of it than I would prefer.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Melbourne, FL
February 2003

AUG 27, 2006 01:29 PM

Martini said:
my ex peed on me in the shower a few times... each time i smacked the hell out of him.. ruined me showering with people forever... c'est la vie.

xo



I'll shower with you. No peeing, promise.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

AUG 27, 2006 01:38 PM

*pees on Martini and PaulNikin while they are showering*

_Elichrusos

_Elichrusos

Australia
November 2004

AUG 27, 2006 01:41 PM

Martini said:
my ex peed on me in the shower a few times... each time i smacked the hell out of him.. ruined me showering with people forever... c'est la vie.

xo


ICK ICK ICK! What kind of person pees on someone who is so clearly not into it?

I pee in the shower because I hate athlete's foot, and I don't trust other people.

Avalon13Chase

Avalon13Chase

Baltimore, MD
June 2006

AUG 27, 2006 01:49 PM

i just peed my pants..does that count

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

AUG 27, 2006 01:51 PM

*pees on avalonchase*

ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

AUG 27, 2006 01:54 PM

*thinks that DancehallDreamer may have a urinary tract infection*

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

AUG 27, 2006 01:59 PM

It is a selective infection. Peeing on other people makes the burning sensation stop.

*pees twice on OlafTheTroll

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