self-fellation

You know, that actually doesn't look like much fun. I'd think he'd at least add a hand to help out.

somehow i was able to touch my tongue to the tip when i was younger but i would never even attempt that again. im sure i would end up in the hospital.

I really needed to know that. Thanks.

Ron Jeremy's book had a quite amusing anecdote or two about this.

-TM

What sort of thing did you expect to see in this thread?

There is a movie where he does this. I’ve never seen it, only read about it. Think it was called “Lips” or something of the sort.

Dante: "What an embarrassing way to die."
Randal: "That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died."
Dante: "How did he die?"
Randal: "He broke his neck."
Dante: "That's embarrassing?"
Randal: "He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick."
Dante: "Shut the hell up."
Randal: "I swear."
Dante: "Stop it."
Randal: "Bible truth."
Dante: "Oh, my god."
Randal: "Come on, haven't you tried to suck your own dick?"
Dante: "No."
Randal: "Yeah, right. You're so repressed."
Dante: "Because I never tried to suck my own dick?"
Randal: "No, because you won't admit to it. As if a guy's a bleeping pervert 'cause he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it."
Dante: "Who found him?"
Randal: "My cousin? Mom found him. It was a mess. He was on his bed, with his legs doubled over himself. Mom freaked out."
Dante: "Made it, huh? Dick in his mouth?"
Randal: "Yeah. Balls resting on his lips."
Dante: "Wow. He really made it."
Randal: "Yeah, but at what a price."
Dante: "I can never reach."
Randal: "Reach what?"
Dante: "You know."
Randal: "What, your dick?"
Dante: "Yeah, like you said, I guess everyone gets curious and tries it sometime."
Randal: "I never tried it. bleeping pervert."

OK, now I am pretty sure I hafta share this story.

My best friend strips at a local club and she has this older customer (I think she said he's 60 or in his 60s) and he has become so flexible that he can suck his own dick.

And it's not just a story he tells - he actually gave her photos of him doing it because he really thought it would turn her on.

But wait...there's more. He wanted her to show the photos to all the girls she works with to see if they would be willing to buy the photos at $20 a piece.

I am half tempted to buy one from him so I can scan it and post it...just for the WTF? factor.

Riiiiight, you want one for the "WTF factor."

Well, actually I do. It would be to post it here for SG.

I've already seen a photo of it from her so I already went, "WTF?" from it.

It's kind of like midget porn. I don't think I have heard of anyone who has seen it because it's hot or anything. It's more of a "WTF?" thing.

Midget porn isn't hot? Uh-Oh

Do not make me laugh or snicker or even go "heh" out loud or via inner monologue. I am trying to be grumpy for an hour or so.

Thanks.

Unacceptable. Cheer up.

Also, for my boys who need inspiration to keep trying to make the auto-fellatio leap:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Read about it here.

ALSO:

MDF, you are awesome for posting that. It made my fucking day.

Sunshine and kittens.

But then the topic of the thread would have either been "Sun-Fellation" or "Self-Felinetion."

I can do it pretty well if I stretch out beforehand, but I only rarely do as it gives me a sore neck - only on really special occasions.

I remember seeing this on Nip/Tuck and a guy wanted some sort of surgery (can't remember what it was) cause he was addicted to "pleasing" himself in that fashion. Then the character Bradley Cooper was playing ended up breaking his neck trying to do it.

uh oh...i'm going to hell. thanks for that link

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