self-fellation

Is anyone else turned on by it?

I dunno, Ive never actually seen it done, but I tell you, if i could do it, Id never fucking leave my house.

Man I've tried. You don't even know how hard I've tried.

It is definately possible...it just takes patience and practice...

The problem I found, back when I was able to do it (ah, youth), was that my tongue was on the wrong side, and that that combined with the neck/back strain was enough to prevent it from being all that enjoyable. I'll always feel that my life is incomplete as I never got myself off in that manner.

Now, self-gamahuching? That I'd pay to see. Imagine the flexibility it'd require.

If you do it enough, your back and neck start to adapt and sort of stretch to accomidate you, and it is no longer uncomfortable.

I've had two boyfriends who were above average in length and were very flexible, thus making this pretty easy to do. I sat in on a number of these sessions and it was pretty interesting, though not all that sexy. One of the boys told me once that it's not nearly as cool as when someone else does it- kinda like trying to tickle yourself, you know?

I dunno.

Opahl....where are all the women like you?? Nobody's ever seen me do it, alas.

GAMAHUCHE! HAHAHAH!

I haven't heard that word in so long.... oh god

I do not think it possible, unless the woman in question had a VERY long tongue. It's a HUGE struggle even for guys. And I'm almost positive that it's COMPLETELY impossible for a woman to use anything but her tongue, and only the tip at that.

i saw clerks when i was about 12 or 13, so that discouraged me from ever trying.

I just about managed it in my younger days, although it involved too much straining to have any fun. I was always worried about slipping a disc and my back locking and having to call an ambulance to straighten me out.

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[Edited on Feb 14, 2003 by smatt]

Yeah, that might be a bit hard to explain to your insurance provider.

my exfiance could do it..hehehe. for a little while anyway..i have a photo of him somewhere too with his legs back up behind his head..so yeah, he was pretty flexible.. ...i wish i could eat mahself out...that would be great hehe!

I'd rather perfom on someone else.

You mean perform on a guy? I'm not sure you're on the right site for that kinda thing.

oh, i guess eating pussy isnt fellatio. my bad.

No, this is defintely the place. It's the Dirty Talk board, so if it's fair game to talk about rape fantasies and red wings, well a little fellatio never hurt anyone.

...unless you drag your teeth

I saw a video where a guy was doin' it. And he was some serious yoga bad-ass 'cause he could get it all. And he seemed to enjoy it, too.

I, sadly, cannot, though I have intermittent dreams where I can. Each time, I'm all, "Whoa... I can't believe I've never tried to do this before. This rocks!" The feeling of epiphany is so strong I usually have to try again after I wake up.

Does anybody else have this dream? (Of fellating yourself, not fellating me.)

(Strike that -- I'd also like to know if anyone's had dreams of fellating me.)

What a terribly frustrating endeavor. As a kid I was desperate to make this happen but all I ever got was an aching lower back. When I got older and started getting into a serious yoga practice I tried it but still, the position was so uncomfortable that it was a chore just to get a hard on. Overall just don't think it is worth the effort, especially if you have a willing boy or girl willing to please ya.

Hmmmmmmm.

Its amazing how many men say"I would never leave the house. . ." Its just the wrong side of the head. Its fun, but not nearly as fun.

I didn't realize their are so many guys who try and most can't. Daily flexes in the morning and before bed help significantly. I just tried it again for the first time in a year. A little hard on the neck, more flexing in order. . .

I've seen a video with many boys who can do it. It was definitely weird to watch, but a turn on as well. I haven't got the flexibility. I am jealous.