My first lap dance!

I got my first official lap dance this weekend! I've had a really rough week, and for my friend Lizzie's 20th birthday, we all went out to the nearest strip club!

My girl's name was Rose and she was very nice. Thin black girl with long hair and small boobs (yay for IBTs!). She wore a little red getup that was adorable.

I was so nervous. I walked right up to her and said, "Hello! May I please have a lap dance!" And she said, "You want one for yourself?" (It's a club right next to the college, so I think they get a lot of straight female clients) I said, "Yes, please. What's your name?" and she took my hand and led me over to the couch. I couldn't stop giggling and smiling and all my friends were cheering me on so she kept laughing and saying "Oh, you're so cute!" I had a blast, I'm glad it was more lighthearted. She did let me touch her, and she bit my nipple, though. Also, she said I should spank her, so I did. That got cheers from the crowd.

In conclusion, I look forward to going back again. I think my friend and I are going to get a couples lap dance in the VIP room next time, because she and I were so nervous that we couldn't really get in to how hot it was. The next time, we'll go with a smaller group and kind of let loose a little more.

What fun!

Tip: leave your credit cards and bank cards at home.

Seriously.

Her new headline should be, "Who's got two thumbs and loves strippers? This girl!"

best. advice. ever.

i learned the hard way

i could have bought a new guitar.

freyja, luna, thepirate and I learned that too!
if you think a $475 bottle of jack is bad, wait until you see the kind of money you spend when your done drinking it.

yeah, first lap dances are pretty cool...my girl's name was Angela, and the song was Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar On Me" Never forget.

Two thumbs up.

Let's talk about $12 Cutty and waters.


But, yeah... My first was Celeste, at Thee Dollhouse in St. Pete.

I'm willing to wager this is my favorite club. If it's the same place, you couldn't have picked a better one to go to.

hahaha. priceless.

My first lap dance sucked.

Of course, I was like 18, and I waited until the end of the night to get one (she was probably tired).

But every one of them since were always excellent. Lap dances are always an interesting avenue to visit.

Full contact dances are the best. I mean, hands, mouth, the works!

Exotic dancers with small boobs are so cool., most of those girls all have augmentations and such!

Not unlike casinos.

The Tropical Lei? It was a lot nicer than I thought it was going to be, and the girls were hotter than I'd expected (we are in the Inland Empire...).

I definitely couldn't imagine getting cash after running out of it at a strip club. I mean...I ran out of what I had and was like, "okay, got to leave now!" But yeah, the Trop was cool. I forgot that 18+ places are bottomless, too, but I guess that doesn't make much of a difference for me.

I used to dance... no augmentations here though - these girls is all mine.

Yep, that's the place.

Really? I've never been, I'd always heard the Tropical Lei was a bit on the iffy side. But their sign does amuse me on a fairly regular basis.

If only my housemate knew these simple life lessons. We all went to the local strip club, The Manor, one night. He let's us know he's going for a lap dance. 7 songs later and $160 poorer, he comes out shaking his head with a big smirk on his face.

At least he had a good time. We thought he was drunk and kicked out of the club.

I was getting my first lap dance when my friend Diane complimented the dancer on her boots. The dancer stood up and started talking about her boots! I asked Diane to discuss fashion once the song was done as calmly as I could.

I've never had a problem setting a limit and sticking to it even with a debit card and credit card in my wallet. I could see it being a problem if you had one or two too many. Another tip: Engage your brain for a moment before responding to, "Would you like another dance?" I swear my mind has locked up to that one.

Another lap dance supporter!

I have a magnet on the back of my truck that looks like one of those support the troops tags, but it says "I support lap dancing"

It wasn't my first, but one time my ex-wife took me to a club for my birthday, she bought me a lap dance, then proceeded to get into a verbal argument with the stripper about stealing me away from her. I just covered my eyes and wept a little.

Congrats on your new addiction