the vice guide to eating pussy

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Thanks for the tips too man...I feel like i've been really doing a shitty job at it with my girl for the last 2 months,but she seemed to like it...I'll read this a couple more times before tonight. You're my hero!

I keep getting this vision. You guys know that part of the movie Spies Like Us where Chevy Chase is taking the test and cheating like all hell? Remember when he pulls that little roll of paper out of his mouth with the answers on it and then slyly chews it back in? If I can get this printed on paper that small and roll it up, I'd be all I can be.

This thread is beautiful, but it keeps reminding me how out of practice I am...

holy shit...that's some good advice....I had no idea it could get so technical....

haha..when i was in first year i gave this to all the guys i was friends with.

He's not going to tell you shit because he's a clit and he has no
idea what you're talking about, but kick his ass anyway.

I know, this one was great.

And my MSN sign in name is now "Nerveless little pea clit."

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Yeah it did.
Will be trying anything from that I didn't already know tomorrow I feel.

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Why am I not surprise that when I got to the end of this thread, I found you.
You are priceless.

*sigh* It's been too long.

Great article. Most people I think could read it and learn from it. God it's been so long since I've gotten to beat the shit out of a clit! I wish I could do some interogations.

I love reading this thing. it gets me so hot.

great now i'm going to treat this like a pop quiz.

she'll be ready to go and i'll be looking over my notes making sure i'm ready thus making me more nervous, and i'll end up just scribbling on my test.

I think this guide is a little over extensive.

The three things you need to know for eating pussy

1) Do it passionately. In the immortal words of 'the Deaner' -"'Just fucking giv'r". Find the clit and do it.
2) Change it up. Change position, speed, movement, etc. You don't want her to get used to somethign for too long. Throw in some fingers. Just mix it up.
3) Gauge her reaction. If she's falling asleep you're doing it wrong and you should refer to 2.


I don't see why it needs to be so complicated.

if i'm falling asleep, it might be because i've been awake for a bajillion hours. your advice is solid.

it's not complicated. it's descriptive. there are are people who just doooon't know what they're doing...even if they're loving it it might suck. even if they're changing it up with something they think is good, it might suck. even if they read Vice's guide, it still might suck.

be enthusiastic and egar to please. try different things and go from her reactions.

yay for oral

licking my lips..

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uhhhh, why dont u girls write one on giving head??

because giving head is easy