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Frito

Frito

Beaverton, OR
OLD SKOOL

SEP 14, 2006 03:41 PM

I was listening to Adam Carolla this morning and I heard about how a girl can pop an altoid during oral and it supposedly enhances the experience. Has anyone tried this when going down on a girl? It's my wife's birthday and I want to surprise her with this but I don't want to turn out like the cinnamon sex gel where she's screaming "OMG IT BURNS!" while scrubbing her crotch in the shower.

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

SEP 14, 2006 03:45 PM

No sugar near the vag, plz.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

SEP 14, 2006 03:46 PM

You should never, under any circumstances, listen to what Adam Corolla has to say.

Frito

Frito

Beaverton, OR
OLD SKOOL

SEP 14, 2006 03:47 PM

MisterSatan said:
You should never, under any circumstances, listen to what Adam Corolla has to say.



It wasn't Adam in this case, it was Theresa the co-host and her ex. But I get the point. wink

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

SEP 14, 2006 03:47 PM

MisterSatan said:
You should never, under any circumstances, listen to what Adam Corolla has to say.



Unless, of course, you think your breasts are too big.

Frito

Frito

Beaverton, OR
OLD SKOOL

SEP 14, 2006 03:49 PM

Flux said:
No sugar near the vag, plz.



Roger that, I'll go with the usual then.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

SEP 14, 2006 03:49 PM

This person says yes:

Dr. Gardos

Snopes says it can kinda work.

I, myself have never tried the altoids thing, but I do know that my husband loves a blowjob just after I have brushed my teeth, says it is all tingly and nice, and it would be the mint in both products that would cause that.

Be very careful of sugary stuff on her, can lead to yeast infections.

Edited to add: I already got beat to the sugar part, *sigh*.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

SEP 14, 2006 04:05 PM

I just find it amusing that the guy that posted this is from Beaverton.

Get it? Beaverton?

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

SEP 14, 2006 05:07 PM

unravled said:
I just find it amusing that the guy that posted this is from Beaverton.

Get it? Beaverton?



I don't... get... er...

yeah, I don't get it.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

SEP 14, 2006 05:50 PM

Ladies, don't worry about the candy. Just come over and suck my dick.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

SEP 14, 2006 06:00 PM

Would you put ketchup on a Peter Luger Porterhouse?

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

SEP 14, 2006 07:02 PM

Cash said:
Would you put ketchup on a Peter Luger Porterhouse?



If it gave the porterhouse more pleasure while I was eating it, then yeah, probably.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

SEP 14, 2006 07:36 PM

unravled said:

Cash said:
Would you put ketchup on a Peter Luger Porterhouse?



If it gave the porterhouse more pleasure while I was eating it, then yeah, probably.



Stop messing with my meat...hussy.

noirkiss3

noirkiss3

Minneapolis, MN
April 2006

SEP 14, 2006 08:08 PM

Similar......but different
I was "getting to know" a girl who had a bojingo that was displeasing to my palette. After that first time I would keep an altoid on the night stand. As things heated up I could use my long arm like a tentacle grabbing the gina's little helper and as I worked my way down I popped in the altoid.
She loved it!!!
Although.......it didn't have anything to do with the curiously strong confection but rather the reckless abandon at which I gave her head once the menu was more appetizing. wink

TheG

TheG

Somerville, MA
February 2004

SEP 14, 2006 08:29 PM

You know, I've never found that the altoid trick really works with guys. It just made my dick numb.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

SEP 14, 2006 08:30 PM

GabrielMireles said:
You know, I've never found that the altoid trick really works with guys. It just made my dick numb.



It's supposed to go in your mouth.

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

SEP 14, 2006 11:59 PM

MisterSatan said:

GabrielMireles said:
You know, I've never found that the altoid trick really works with guys. It just made my dick numb.



It's supposed to go in your mouth.



Never put a mentos in your cock, it will aslpode.

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

SEP 15, 2006 06:14 AM

Frito said:

Flux said:
No sugar near the vag, plz.



Roger that, I'll go with the usual then.



Altoids Gum, yo. sugar free! biggrin

EJ

EJ

Marquette, MI
December 2003

SEP 15, 2006 06:25 AM

I've kept Smints around for the last few years. I've tried it with four partners, one hated it, on didn't notice, and the other two loved it. I found if you take two or three, and swallow them before you go down then the lingering effects of the mint are nice, but the mint is in the mix it can get to intence, and you avoid the sugar problem.

sillyswagger

sillyswagger

Danvers, MA
July 2005

SEP 15, 2006 06:58 AM

Altoid, I don't know. And Flux is right, sugary stuff around the vagina is not cool. However a popscicle (NOT, I emphasize a fudsicle) can be alot of fun. What I would recommend for cunnilingus fun is just taking a tray of ice cubes, inserting the entire tray. Yes, the entire tray, the vulva can handle it, trust me. Then go down on her and get a refreshing sip of ice water with every lick. Don't forget to kiss her now and then, so she can taste what you are tasting.

She will hit the roof. I guarantee it.

maquiladora

maquiladora

United Kingdom
June 2006

SEP 15, 2006 07:02 AM

... I'm hoping ice cube trays are smaller in america. surreal

i'm going to go out on a limb and assume that Altoids are mints, as someone else mentioned Smints... me and the boy got a load of Durex "tingle" condoms, which were minty, and fucking terrifying. they burned both of us! which was okay every now and then. but generally, NOT FUN.
then again, my best friend loves them. so each to their own.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

SEP 15, 2006 07:12 AM

Atheodorou said:
Altoid, I don't know. And Flux is right, sugary stuff around the vagina is not cool. However a popscicle (NOT, I emphasize a fudsicle) can be alot of fun. What I would recommend for cunnilingus fun is just taking a tray of ice cubes, inserting the entire tray. Yes, the entire tray, the vulva can handle it, trust me. Then go down on her and get a refreshing sip of ice water with every lick. Don't forget to kiss her now and then, so she can taste what you are tasting.

She will hit the roof. I guarantee it.



Anyone that did that to me would get punched in the face. I guarantee it.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

SEP 15, 2006 07:18 AM

Atheodorou said:
I have never been around a vagina. I guarantee it.



Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

SEP 15, 2006 07:22 AM

Dear Penthouse Forum:

I never thought this would happen to me. I guarantee it.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

SEP 15, 2006 07:25 AM

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