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magpieboy

magpieboy

Seattle, WA
June 2004

SEP 01, 2006 01:50 PM

As a counterpart to the classic, "how long has it been thread" and over my excitement about the answer to my question, I create this thread:

How long until you have sex next?
In your best guess, that is?

4 days!!!!! WHOOHOOO I can't wait. But I will. I swear.

MrMuller

MrMuller

Detroit, MI
March 2004

SEP 01, 2006 01:51 PM

An infinitely long span of time.

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

SEP 01, 2006 01:51 PM

Uhhh... who knows? Could be several months, could be a week or two. If I really wanted to make it happen with no regard to who it was, I could probably make it happen tonight.

magpieboy

magpieboy

Seattle, WA
June 2004

SEP 01, 2006 01:59 PM

StarBelliedBoy said:
Uhhh... who knows? Could be several months, could be a week or two. If I really wanted to make it happen with no regard to who it was, I could probably make it happen tonight.



Okay, I'm not big on rules, but let's for the sake of ... um... yeah, say that BUYING sex doesn't count. And I don't want to know how long it COULD be (because anyone could throw away their mores and try their hardest, but they won't) I want to know how long you think it will be.

Tangus

Tangus

Altamonte Springs, FL
November 2005

SEP 01, 2006 06:27 PM

at most, 105 days.

105 agonizing days.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

SEP 01, 2006 06:30 PM

At most, 27 days.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Calgary, AB
November 2002

SEP 01, 2006 06:33 PM

Fuck you. That's how long it's going to be. Fuck you.
*sobs*

Drake

Drake

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

SEP 01, 2006 06:39 PM

35 days robot

tarnished_fairy

tarnished_fairy

HOPEFUL

Edmonton, AB

SEP 01, 2006 07:13 PM

a few hours, but sadly it won't be any fun for me, that won't happen until next friday smile

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Morocco

SEP 02, 2006 08:26 AM

I hate this topic! Stop reminding me of my torture!

BlackJackFlint

BlackJackFlint

Albuquerque, NM
March 2005

SEP 02, 2006 08:36 AM

Given the latest data on trends, possibilities, and interest rates, my models suggest that it will be at least two months, but could be, well, the rest of my life

Cairo

Cairo

SUICIDEGIRL

Maryland, USA

SEP 02, 2006 09:17 AM

I dunno...about four minutes?

Walker

Walker

Sacramento, CA
March 2005

SEP 02, 2006 09:26 AM

It could go two ways for me. It could be when hell freezes over. Or if things work out about 390 days, but I mean it's not like I'm counting……..389 days 23hours and 59 minutes…389 days 23hours and 58 minutes…….

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Calgary, AB
November 2002

SEP 02, 2006 09:33 AM

Cairo said:
I dunno...about four minutes?



Oh that's just cruel.

thorr74

thorr74

Sylvan Lake, AB
December 2004

SEP 02, 2006 09:37 AM

Well I still have the smell of sex on me from last time... so gimmie 5 mins and I should be ready again

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Vancouver, WA
August 2002

SEP 02, 2006 09:40 AM

Negative two hours or so.

GoatsGoToHell

GoatsGoToHell

Stockton, IL
OLD SKOOL

SEP 02, 2006 09:43 AM

*rolls D20* ....hmm...great...a 1.... *checks chart*..... fuck. frown

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Calgary, AB
November 2002

SEP 02, 2006 09:48 AM

GoatsGoToHell said:
*rolls D20* ....hmm...great...a 1.... *checks chart*..... fuck. frown



Well there's your problem right there. wink

Wait. Shit. I totally got that. God dammit.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Vancouver, WA
August 2002

SEP 02, 2006 09:58 AM

FreakPirate said:

GoatsGoToHell said:
*rolls D20* ....hmm...great...a 1.... *checks chart*..... fuck. frown



Well there's your problem right there. wink

Wait. Shit. I totally got that. God dammit.



GoatsGoToHell

GoatsGoToHell

Stockton, IL
OLD SKOOL

SEP 02, 2006 09:59 AM

Yes, but your class ability gives you a +2 saving throw against it, so don't worry. And your high charisma score totally negates it all together. surreal

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Calgary, AB
November 2002

SEP 02, 2006 10:04 AM

GoatsGoToHell said:
Yes, but your class ability gives you a +2 saving throw against it, so don't worry. And your high charisma score totally negates it all together. surreal



Thank god for that.
*puts on robe and wizard hat*

MisterLinguist

MisterLinguist

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

SEP 02, 2006 10:17 AM

About an hour and a half.

gdarklighter

gdarklighter

San Diego, CA
August 2005

SEP 02, 2006 11:31 AM

Wait, what do you mean next?

dkmfc

dkmfc

Germany
January 2003

SEP 02, 2006 11:38 AM

until I feel like it.

Cairo

Cairo

SUICIDEGIRL

Maryland, USA

SEP 02, 2006 11:45 AM

Cairo said:
I dunno...about four minutes?



Aaaand....we just finished. I'm hungry.

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