How long is it GOING to be???

As a counterpart to the classic, "how long has it been thread" and over my excitement about the answer to my question, I create this thread:

How long until you have sex next?
In your best guess, that is?

4 days!!!!! WHOOHOOO I can't wait. But I will. I swear.

An infinitely long span of time.

Uhhh... who knows? Could be several months, could be a week or two. If I really wanted to make it happen with no regard to who it was, I could probably make it happen tonight.

Okay, I'm not big on rules, but let's for the sake of ... um... yeah, say that BUYING sex doesn't count. And I don't want to know how long it COULD be (because anyone could throw away their mores and try their hardest, but they won't) I want to know how long you think it will be.

at most, 105 days.

105 agonizing days.

At most, 27 days.

Fuck you. That's how long it's going to be. Fuck you.
*sobs*

a few hours, but sadly it won't be any fun for me, that won't happen until next friday

Given the latest data on trends, possibilities, and interest rates, my models suggest that it will be at least two months, but could be, well, the rest of my life

It could go two ways for me. It could be when hell freezes over. Or if things work out about 390 days, but I mean it's not like I'm counting……..389 days 23hours and 59 minutes…389 days 23hours and 58 minutes…….

Oh that's just cruel.

Well I still have the smell of sex on me from last time... so gimmie 5 mins and I should be ready again

Negative two hours or so.

*rolls D20* ....hmm...great...a 1.... *checks chart*..... fuck.

Well there's your problem right there.

Wait. Shit. I totally got that. God dammit.

Yes, but your class ability gives you a +2 saving throw against it, so don't worry. And your high charisma score totally negates it all together.

Thank god for that.
*puts on robe and wizard hat*

About an hour and a half.

Wait, what do you mean next?

until I feel like it.