Share your stories of the most "Creative" way's you've broken it off with someone.
Here's mine.
I was dating this chick and she got real attached real fast. i mean we hadnt even been on 3 dates yet and she's putting her first name with my last, telling me about what kind of dress she's gonna wear to our wedding and picturing what our kids are going to look like. This pissed me off because i didnt know her last name, know she wears dresses and i could barely remember what she looked like. Anyways i tell her that shes getting too clingy and i gotta run. but she dont get the hint. i eventually come out and tell her "you're freaking me the hell out, piss off" but she don't get it. She keeps telling me that she can change because we're meant to be together. So, at this point my only salvation is to make her dump me. Now I'm not the kind of guy that would be abusive to a woman in any way so my option is to make her think im batshit crazy. I did this by only speaking in song lyrics.
After having one conversation using lines from Pantera, Beastie Boys, Megadeth, Primus and Cypress Hill she got the hint and left me the hell alone.
Eternalxile
Irving, TX
March 2003
AUG 28, 2006 06:12 PM