Breaking up is hard to do

There I was, on the stage of the famous NY Improv and I bombed (so did most of the comics, actually). I think my problem was that my head was too much into breaking up with my girlfriend. Let's face it, when you're still counting months and need a "vacation" from each other, it's over, am I right?

dude, you gotta use that shit. cynicism and anger makes for good comedy.

give in to the dark side.

Yeah man, its over. Move on and use it as material.