I want my foreskin back!

Other than surgery, anyone know a way to get yr foreskin back?

why on earth?

i saw this on Penn & Teller: Bullshit! once. they had some dr on that said that you can get it back by "Gently tugging on the skin of the penis" In layman's terms, jerk off. Alot.

hahaha!
I want it b/c if i had a choice i would have wanted to keep it.

Yeah, I've seen things where you sort of hang weights from the looser skin behind the head of your penis and it eventually stretches out into something somewhat like foreskin. The only reason I could think you would want it back is because of the supposed decresed sensitivity of a circumsized penis. But stretching the skin out isn't going to regrow nerve endings. I think I'd rather just live without mine. Your foreskin is gone dude. It's not coming back. Them's the breaks.

You need a hobby.

A slice of this:


+

one of these:



= problem solved

Foreskin is definitely fun.

Can't tell you why, but that right there is among the funnier shit I've read in a long while.

Sorry dude, it belongs to the Goblin King now.

I certainly won't give you mine.

Listen to him, man. It's GONE. It's OVER. You need to move on. You're only hurting yourself by living in the past. There'll be other foreskins.

-TM

how elastic is your skin?

i remember seeing some item on TV about a company that made prosthetic foreskins... it was called 'the hood' or something like that....

Hehee! It's off doing the Magic Dance, perhaps.

Oh! Labyrinth II: Quest for the Foreskin? Anyone?

Tomorrow, before you go to sleep, spank one out under your pillow. At 2:13 am, just as the moon passes behind a wisp of cloud, the fertility fairy will come, and in exchange for your dollop of salty possibility, leave a postage-stamp sized bit of foreskin.

If you know how to sew (with great delicately), then you could be a new man in just a few days.

I think mine is on a shelf with my appendix. Damn CIA.

hahaha! i know a girl who has it (afterbirth i mean) in her freezer...weird...she also breast feeds her 4 year old!

circumcisions are a useless procedure...it makes me sad you want it back

You just broke my mind.

Bwahahahaha! Thanks for the laugh, as always SP

You can have mine.

Obligatory "lift weights with penis" post.

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