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shwshnkdamnation

shwshnkdamnation

I'm lost
March 2005

AUG 16, 2006 03:43 PM

There are some people who for whatever reason choose to lead a life of solitude if not total celibacy in regards to romantic involvement. Does this lifestyle appeal to anyone else, or if not how do your view people who have chosen this lifestyle?

I myself have had a secret dream to slowly withdraw from society and eventually live as a hermit in the wilderness. This would all culminate in my body failing and I would lie down on a rock and die of exposure. I would leave behind no wife, no children, only a nameless set of bones. To be forgotten by history in my opinion would be the greatest legacy I could leave behind.

But who knows how I'll feel when the time comes.

In summation: Is this worth never having a girlfriend?

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

AUG 16, 2006 03:46 PM

I'm headed in that direction, if not already there.

MschfMayhemSoap

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ
April 2006

AUG 16, 2006 03:47 PM

Watch as it turns out you withdraw from society was mistaken for an enlightened apporach to the world's problems, and millions of hippy-buddah wannabes follow you into the wilderness and ask you innane questions.

"Why are we here?"
"What is our purpose?"
"Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten, and hot dog buns come in packs of eight?"

biggrin tongue

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Melbourne, FL
February 2003

AUG 16, 2006 03:50 PM

It won't work dude. People won't allow you to live alone.

My Mother told me the true story of a hermit in Ireland. People loved his philosophy so much, they moved in next door. In the middle of nowhere.

shwshnkdamnation

shwshnkdamnation

I'm lost
March 2005

AUG 16, 2006 03:52 PM

MschfMayhemSoap said:
Watch as it turns out you withdraw from society was mistaken for an enlightened apporach to the world's problems, and millions of hippy-buddah wannabes follow you into the wilderness and ask you innane questions.

"Why are we here?"
"What is our purpose?"
"Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten, and hot dog buns come in packs of eight?"

biggrin tongue



Then they're in for a surprise when I erupt from a pile of leaves crazy-eyed with my beard and hair matted with blood, mud, and feces and stab them in the throat with a sharp rock...

So you think that's worth never having a girlfriend?
I think I do.

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

AUG 16, 2006 04:11 PM

no thanks. i'm gonna go snuggle in my warm bed with my boy, and then maybe have some sex. but you have fun with that whole dying on a rock thing.

joker_

joker_

Minneapolis, MN
October 2005

AUG 16, 2006 04:25 PM

I want to be a hermit, however I want to be a hermit with a harem.
I'll fly them in, for a few weeks at a time. It'll be a short vacation for them, and will be a permenant vacation for me.
Hmmmm, they can bring the wine when they visit. That way I can even let go of this wanting to live in wine growing regions for the rest of my life.

Okay, more seriously.

1) No, the idea of celibacy is not appealing to me at all. However, if more men want to be celibate it statistically increases my chances. So I am happy that some people are drawn to this.

2) Is being forgotten in history worth not having a girlfriend?
Silly question, on the grand scale of time none are not going to be remembered anyway. Even on the small scale of human history, chances are in the future say 300 years, your existence will more than likely mean nothing to the humans existing then, if humans do exist then. Unless you happen to be some kind of great talent/genius that will have a huge impact on society.

With that said. I will enjoy it, while it lasts.


turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

AUG 16, 2006 04:28 PM

MschfMayhemSoap said:

"Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten, and hot dog buns come in packs of eight?"

biggrin tongue



so when you have leftover hot dogs, you buy more buns, and when you have leftover buns, you buy more hot dogs.

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

AUG 16, 2006 04:30 PM

Everyone dies alone, far as I can tell.

Affy

Affy

Chicago, IL
March 2006

AUG 16, 2006 05:52 PM

turin said:

MschfMayhemSoap said:

"Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten, and hot dog buns come in packs of eight?"

biggrin tongue



so when you have leftover hot dogs, you buy more buns, and when you have leftover buns, you buy more hot dogs.



I could really go for a corndog about now.

ThatWhichIsNOT

ThatWhichIsNOT

Asheville, NC
March 2006

AUG 16, 2006 07:38 PM

I hope someday to find a nice woman who will go and live apart with me. We'll have to get some money for condoms, but otherwise it might work.

Overall, I am not willing to give up sex for ANYTHING. I don't care if the only moments I spend away from violent misery are the moments I'm having some sort of sex (very much including a good cuddle and/or horrific biting and torture). I will NEVER give up sex. The top three things about being alive are all in even standing, and one of them is sex.

turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

AUG 16, 2006 07:41 PM

Affy said:

turin said:

MschfMayhemSoap said:

"Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten, and hot dog buns come in packs of eight?"

biggrin tongue



so when you have leftover hot dogs, you buy more buns, and when you have leftover buns, you buy more hot dogs.



I could really go for a corndog about now.



corn dogs are so efficient.

MaliceOrchid

Maliceorchid

Vancouver, BC
May 2006

AUG 16, 2006 07:42 PM

Im, most likely, not going to die alone. Not that I want to, at least not if I die at an old age. Young, sure, Ill go alone. tahts fine.

However, completly severing oneself from the poor excuse of society sounds like a fantasitc plan.

Fuck, I hate most people.

IKCSmiley

ikcsmiley

Asheville, NC
July 2003

AUG 16, 2006 07:49 PM

MaliceOrchid said:
Im, most likely, not going to die alone. Not that I want to, at least not if I die at an old age. Young, sure, Ill go alone. tahts fine.

However, completly severing oneself from the poor excuse of society sounds like a fantasitc plan.

Fuck, I hate most people.



Hey, I got a cabin in the woods 50 miles from the nearest humans - wanna go solitary with me? wink

LadyCakes

LadyCakes

USA
February 2006

AUG 16, 2006 07:58 PM

I'm totally afraid of this. Of course I'm only 21 and a drama queen so I would make claims of my "doomdom" to spinsterhood. I would like at least one other person with me if I went to hide out in the woods somewhere. Actually that would be pretty ideal to run away from the world with someone until I needed another quick fix of the chaos. I spend far too many hours alone and in the dark. Then I start thinking too much...then I start talking to myself...then I start talking to not myself. eeek

So...I wouldn't say it's not worth never having a girlfriend...but it's certainly not worth never having some sort of meaningful relationship with another human and/or animal.

LadyCakes

LadyCakes

USA
February 2006

AUG 16, 2006 08:06 PM

dkmfc said:
the fear of dying alone is what drives so many people into terrible relationships/marriages.


I don't fear it at all.
I came in alone, I'm going out alone in the end.

so be it.



Good call. This is so very true.

SevenMag

SevenMag

Blue Springs, MO
June 2003

AUG 16, 2006 08:23 PM

I came into this world alone,naked, screaming, and covered in blood.......thats how I plan on leaving.





cheers...

SevenMag

SevenMag

Blue Springs, MO
June 2003

AUG 16, 2006 08:27 PM

that waxy stuff was just gross.... ARRR!!!

Stagnation

Stagnation

Berkeley, CA
December 2005

AUG 16, 2006 08:59 PM

hopefully i'll die alone. i really don't want kids (i don't think i could live up to the responsibility) and as far as relationships go, i've pretty much lost hope of finding someone who really digs me enough for it to last. so whatev. however, i think i'm too lazy for the whole hermit thing. so the plan is to rock out for about 30 more years, then burn the fuck out. word.

turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

AUG 16, 2006 09:03 PM

Stagnation said:
hopefully i'll die alone. i really don't want kids (i don't think i could live up to the responsibility) and as far as relationships go, i've pretty much lost hope of finding someone who really digs me enough for it to last.



cheer up, you're only twenty fuckin one years old. you haven't even started yet.

Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

AUG 16, 2006 09:38 PM

Dove said:
no thanks. i'm gonna go snuggle in my warm bed with my boy, and then maybe have some sex. but you have fun with that whole dying on a rock thing.



Seriously.

However I die, I'ma go for some cuddlin' in the meantime.

ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

AUG 16, 2006 09:48 PM

Why is this even in Sex Talk?

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

AUG 16, 2006 10:03 PM

OlafTheTroll said:
Why is this even in Sex Talk?



HOW IS THIS NEWS?!?!!?!?!

Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

AUG 16, 2006 10:05 PM

Dove said:

OlafTheTroll said:
Why is this even in Sex Talk?



HOW IS THIS NEWS?!?!!?!?!



Bwahaha!




Seriously, though, maybe we need a "Morbid Talk" board or something. Cuz this is really a fucking morbid idea here. Yikes. Totally kills the sexy.

ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

AUG 16, 2006 10:11 PM

^^^ I think the Silliness board is perfectly adequate for subjects like this.

And Dove, you don't need to yell at me. Despite my age, I can still hear quite well. wink

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