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Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

AUG 17, 2006 02:37 PM

SuicidePuppies said:

Necia said:
Maybe I just have a bland pussy.





Oh, you jerk. Can we say owww? tongue

Crymson

Crymson

I'm lost
May 2006

AUG 17, 2006 02:41 PM

Necia said:
Honestly, I don't think I've ever noticed a smell or taste of me on someone after oral sex.

Maybe I just have a bland pussy.

Or a poor sense of smell.

*shrugs*



I have never seen a "BLAND PUSSY" as you put it... Each has its own scent and flavor.. some are light ... some.. not so much.....
I would think that from what you have said.. yours is a VERY light scent / flavor....

Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

AUG 17, 2006 04:46 PM

dkmfc said:
no, there are women who taste really neutral.

it all depends on what they eat and such, but the ones that taste really strong usually have stuff going on...like tart is typically the beginning of a yeast infection, coppery...start of the rag, there's a distinct taste that smokers have too, which is kind of close to the yeast infection taste.
if a woman has no taste, I take that as a good sign, usually someone who is healthy and clean living, and such.
a lot of times the women that have no distinguishable flavor when they're wet have a taste when they come though.



Goodness, you're well-informed. wink

AstralTraveller

AstralTraveller

United Kingdom
January 2003

AUG 17, 2006 04:53 PM

Vagina on face is to be savoured.

Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

AUG 17, 2006 05:54 PM

dkmfc said:

Necia said:

dkmfc said:
no, there are women who taste really neutral.

it all depends on what they eat and such, but the ones that taste really strong usually have stuff going on...like tart is typically the beginning of a yeast infection, coppery...start of the rag, there's a distinct taste that smokers have too, which is kind of close to the yeast infection taste.
if a woman has no taste, I take that as a good sign, usually someone who is healthy and clean living, and such.
a lot of times the women that have no distinguishable flavor when they're wet have a taste when they come though.



Goodness, you're well-endowed. wink



shocked



PSH!

Horrible.

tongue

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

AUG 17, 2006 06:03 PM

icklerockchick said:
HAHAHA amazin!!

some people r sooo stoopid!

yeh like totally man give ur girl some pleasure and learn 2 wash! not so hard



*gets out the Myspace repellent*

beaky

beaky

Miami, FL
April 2003

AUG 17, 2006 06:23 PM

Affy

Affy

Chicago, IL
March 2006

AUG 17, 2006 06:47 PM

TheFuckOffKid said:

icklerockchick said:
HAHAHA amazin!!

some people r sooo stoopid!

yeh like totally man give ur girl some pleasure and learn 2 wash! not so hard



*gets out the Myspace repellent*



I was wondering what to say to that also, but you did it well. Congrats sir.

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

AUG 17, 2006 08:39 PM

Affy said:

TheFuckOffKid said:

icklerockchick said:
HAHAHA amazin!!

some people r sooo stoopid!

yeh like totally man give ur girl some pleasure and learn 2 wash! not so hard



*gets out the Myspace repellent*



I was wondering what to say to that also, but you did it well. Congrats sir.



Someone needs a pussy on their face to shut them up, sometimes.

fragment

fragment

Portland, OR
December 2004

AUG 17, 2006 09:20 PM

There is only one solution: set your head on fire.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

AUG 17, 2006 09:24 PM

This guy couldn't get all the pussy off of his face, and it actually stained it!

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

AUG 17, 2006 09:28 PM

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

DancehallDreamer said:
This guy couldn't get all the pussy off of his face, and it actually stained it!




He doesn't have a goatee. He has a lionee.



DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

AUG 17, 2006 09:44 PM

TheFuckOffKid said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

DancehallDreamer said:
This guy couldn't get all the pussy off of his face, and it actually stained it!




He doesn't have a goatee. He has a lionee.





*slaps the shit out of TFOK*

Stupidest thing I have heard all day. No dessert.

ThatWhichIsNOT

ThatWhichIsNOT

Asheville, NC
March 2006

AUG 18, 2006 01:00 PM

dkmfc said:

Crymson said:

Necia said:
Honestly, I don't think I've ever noticed a smell or taste of me on someone after oral sex.

Maybe I just have a bland pussy.

Or a poor sense of smell.

*shrugs*



I have never seen a "BLAND PUSSY" as you put it... Each has its own scent and flavor.. some are light ... some.. not so much.....
I would think that from what you have said.. yours is a VERY light scent / flavor....



no, there are women who taste really neutral.

it all depends on what they eat and such, but the ones that taste really strong usually have stuff going on...like tart is typically the beginning of a yeast infection, coppery...start of the rag, there's a distinct taste that smokers have too, which is kind of close to the yeast infection taste.
if a woman has no taste, I take that as a good sign, usually someone who is healthy and clean living, and such.
a lot of times the women that have no distinguishable flavor when they're wet have a taste when they come though.



Actually, the only woman I went down on who really had no flavor was a cocain addict, drunkard, and heavy smoker.

No cake for you.

Crymson

Crymson

I'm lost
May 2006

AUG 18, 2006 01:52 PM

TheGrandVomica25 said:

dkmfc said:

Crymson said:

Necia said:
Honestly, I don't think I've ever noticed a smell or taste of me on someone after oral sex.

Maybe I just have a bland pussy.

Or a poor sense of smell.

*shrugs*



I have never seen a "BLAND PUSSY" as you put it... Each has its own scent and flavor.. some are light ... some.. not so much.....
I would think that from what you have said.. yours is a VERY light scent / flavor....



no, there are women who taste really neutral.

it all depends on what they eat and such, but the ones that taste really strong usually have stuff going on...like tart is typically the beginning of a yeast infection, coppery...start of the rag, there's a distinct taste that smokers have too, which is kind of close to the yeast infection taste.
if a woman has no taste, I take that as a good sign, usually someone who is healthy and clean living, and such.
a lot of times the women that have no distinguishable flavor when they're wet have a taste when they come though.



Actually, the only woman I went down on who really had no flavor was a cocaine addict, drunkard, and heavy smoker.

No cake for you.



Umm yaaa... My current "FUCKBUDDY"
Smokes Menthol Cigarettes, Smokes Pot Socially. Drinks whiskey and eats red Meat. ( among other vices...)

Yet I have told her SEVERAL TIMES that she has the BEST tasting Sweetest Pussy I have EVER eaten.

Domo_Kun

Domo_Kun

Rockford, IL
March 2005

AUG 18, 2006 02:33 PM

The last woman I slept with smokes, drinks, smokes pot, and occasionally does coke, and her pussy tastes like sunshine and happiness.

Salome

Salome

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

AUG 18, 2006 03:56 PM

TheFuckOffKid said:

icklerockchick said:
HAHAHA amazin!!

some people r sooo stoopid!

yeh like totally man give ur girl some pleasure and learn 2 wash! not so hard



*gets out the Myspace repellent*



Can I buy a couple of cans of that off you?

Cairo

Cairo

SUICIDEGIRL

Maryland, USA

AUG 18, 2006 04:55 PM

I had oral sex
with every haiku in here,
but yet there's no smell.

Domo_Kun

Domo_Kun

Rockford, IL
March 2005

AUG 18, 2006 05:24 PM

Cairo said:
I had oral sex
with every haiku in here,
but yet there's no smell.


Cairo FTW.

sillyswagger

sillyswagger

Danvers, MA
July 2005

AUG 20, 2006 09:15 AM

It's a point of pride! I don't know if the original poster was male or female, but in a non-homophobic environment, having vagina, or anything indicating that you got some the night before, is nothing to be embarrassed about.

One of the most fun experiencese I've ever had was hooking up after work with this wonderful woman, the next day, after breakfast and great conversation, I had to go home, on the subway, I was all disheveled, wearing my suit and tie backwards, smelling of vagina. The woman I hung out with that night called it the "walk of shame". But, nobody said anything, but a bunch of people looked at me (male and female), and gave an approving nod. No words, just a look and a nod.

MisterGone

MisterGone

Minneapolis, MN
March 2006

AUG 23, 2006 10:09 AM

I make all my women eat nothing but 'Lucky Charms' and Ovaltine, what can I say, I have discriminating taste. wink
PS favorite thread so far, almost every answer is brilliant! biggrin

Fell

Fell

Springfield, MA
June 2004

AUG 24, 2006 07:23 PM

This thread is the essence of vigorous aliveness.

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

AUG 24, 2006 10:29 PM

from about the last ten posts it's clear that the best way to get a good smelling vagina is to do coke, smoke pot, menthols, drink whiskey and tequila and eat red meat. Who's game?

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