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more567

more567

I'm lost
August 2005

AUG 15, 2006 01:13 PM

for some reason me and my girlfriend started having oral sex. well... long story short: the smell of vagina fluids is still on my face =( I cant get it off, wtf? what can I do?

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

AUG 15, 2006 01:19 PM

more567 said:
for some reason me and my girlfriend started having oral sex.


For some reason? So this is a strange occurrence for you?

more567 said:
the smell of vagina fluids is still on my face =( I cant get it off, wtf? what can I do?



I'd say:
1. fucking enjoy it
or
2. wash you face.

This is not that huge of a problem.

MrMuller

MrMuller

Detroit, MI
March 2004

AUG 15, 2006 01:22 PM

Is it actually... on your face? You know it might be in your nose or your sinuses. Use a saline spray in your nostrils.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

AUG 15, 2006 01:23 PM

I love this thread more than anything ever. Seriously.

Affy

Affy

Chicago, IL
March 2006

AUG 15, 2006 01:27 PM

Ditto. Im still laughing.

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

AUG 15, 2006 01:28 PM

Was the oral sex, like, an accident? Did you fall face first into her crotch and try to tongue your way out?

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

AUG 15, 2006 01:29 PM

Ah, I feel good to be alive.

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

AUG 15, 2006 01:31 PM

I recommend bleach and a scouring pad.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
I don't, actually, because if you did that you could maybe sue me.

Kristie

Kristie

Chicago, IL
December 2004

AUG 15, 2006 01:36 PM

unravled said:
I love this thread more than anything ever. Seriously.



It is one of the good ones!

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

AUG 15, 2006 01:38 PM

MrMuller said:
Is it actually... on your face? You know it might be in your nose or your sinuses. Use a saline spray in your nostrils.



Or his girlfriend has vagina juices of death!

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

AUG 15, 2006 01:43 PM

This is never a problem, rug burn on your face is the only problem I would worry about. ooo aaa

darwinsjoke

darwinsjoke

Virginia Beach, VA
July 2003

AUG 15, 2006 01:46 PM

I'm failing to see the problem here.

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

AUG 15, 2006 01:49 PM

Yeah, that is one fantastically entertaining first post.

DJrunj1

DJrunj1

Washington, DC
July 2005

AUG 15, 2006 01:57 PM

it's called a shower....take one!!!! tongue

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

AUG 15, 2006 01:58 PM

yo pussy face, why you gotta bring your pussy face into this thread. im breathing your cologne and im getting all horny and shit, but youre a dude dude! go wash yo face, pussy face.

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

AUG 15, 2006 02:01 PM

and for gods sake, when you brush your teeth, brush your tounge too.

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

AUG 15, 2006 02:10 PM

awesome.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

AUG 15, 2006 02:12 PM

Unless her box smells like rotting death, what's the problem? I love it when I wake up after a night of sex and I can still smell a hint of vag juices on my face. Or maybe the problem is you're licking the wrong hole.

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

AUG 15, 2006 02:12 PM

Dove said:
awesome.



hey dove, are you lying on the floor there because the fumes are stronger or less strong?

Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

AUG 15, 2006 02:24 PM

1. The reason you were having oral sex is because it feels good.* That's why.

2. Dude, wash your face. Seriously. The smell of sex isn't a problem, but if you're going to be going out in public, wash your face. Sex requires some cleanup; it's generally considered kind of gross to go out in public all covered in bodily fluids and reeking like sex and whatnot.

3. There's also the possibility that you have halitosis (i.e., bad breath), and what you're actually smelling isn't her juices, but your own saliva and the bad breath carried with it. I'm not kidding. You should look into that possibility too.









thorr74

thorr74

Sylvan Lake, AB
December 2004

AUG 15, 2006 02:34 PM

Clov said:
Was the oral sex, like, an accident? Did you fall face first into her crotch and try to tongue your way out?



bwahahahahahahahahahaha*gasp*ahahahahahahahaha!!!

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

AUG 15, 2006 02:37 PM

more567 said:
for some reason me and my girlfriend started having oral sex. well... long story short: the smell of vagina fluids is still on my face =( I cant get it off, wtf? what can I do?



What you can do is wash your goddamn face.

What you should do is unplug your keyboard from your computer and just look at naked pictures.

mQx

mqx

Seattle, WA
January 2003

AUG 15, 2006 02:45 PM

Unless those juices smell like your best friend's wiener, where's the problem?



...and yet we have to pass a test to get a license to drive... tongue

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

AUG 15, 2006 02:50 PM

attn_ho said:

Dove said:
awesome.



hey dove, are you lying on the floor there because the fumes are stronger or less strong?



sometimes i just collapse from the odor of vaginer juice floating around. it's really a problem.

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

AUG 15, 2006 02:52 PM



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