vagina odor

for some reason me and my girlfriend started having oral sex. well... long story short: the smell of vagina fluids is still on my face =( I cant get it off, wtf? what can I do?

For some reason? So this is a strange occurrence for you?

I'd say:
1. fucking enjoy it
or
2. wash you face.

This is not that huge of a problem.

Is it actually... on your face? You know it might be in your nose or your sinuses. Use a saline spray in your nostrils.

I love this thread more than anything ever. Seriously.

Ditto. Im still laughing.

Was the oral sex, like, an accident? Did you fall face first into her crotch and try to tongue your way out?

Ah, I feel good to be alive.

I recommend bleach and a scouring pad.

It is one of the good ones!

Or his girlfriend has vagina juices of death!

This is never a problem, rug burn on your face is the only problem I would worry about.

I'm failing to see the problem here.

Yeah, that is one fantastically entertaining first post.

it's called a shower....take one!!!!

yo pussy face, why you gotta bring your pussy face into this thread. im breathing your cologne and im getting all horny and shit, but youre a dude dude! go wash yo face, pussy face.

and for gods sake, when you brush your teeth, brush your tounge too.

awesome.

Unless her box smells like rotting death, what's the problem? I love it when I wake up after a night of sex and I can still smell a hint of vag juices on my face. Or maybe the problem is you're licking the wrong hole.

hey dove, are you lying on the floor there because the fumes are stronger or less strong?

1. The reason you were having oral sex is because it feels good.* That's why.

2. Dude, wash your face. Seriously. The smell of sex isn't a problem, but if you're going to be going out in public, wash your face. Sex requires some cleanup; it's generally considered kind of gross to go out in public all covered in bodily fluids and reeking like sex and whatnot.

3. There's also the possibility that you have halitosis (i.e., bad breath), and what you're actually smelling isn't her juices, but your own saliva and the bad breath carried with it. I'm not kidding. You should look into that possibility too.

bwahahahahahahahahahaha*gasp*ahahahahahahahaha!!!

What you can do is wash your goddamn face.

What you should do is unplug your keyboard from your computer and just look at naked pictures.

Unless those juices smell like your best friend's wiener, where's the problem?



...and yet we have to pass a test to get a license to drive...

sometimes i just collapse from the odor of vaginer juice floating around. it's really a problem.