What else turns you on?

Necia said:

Cash said:

Roethke said:
Dancing.

Even a total troll who can dance is amazingly attractive for those few moments.

I can't dance....I have to make do with my enormous schlong.

Wait . . . so, your enormous schlong can dance?

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Word on the street is that it's killer at doing "the worm."

honesty
empathy

generally women that are conversationally direct, but I've recently discovered that women who confound me are also quite hot.

older women, especially as I get older

lack of mary kay style make-up

and, like everyone else, intelligence

OK, I think I pegged mine.

I always end up chasing hot smart women, but the ones who really drive me crazy are the ones who have a big enough heart to use those smarts for the forces of good. Nothing is more disappointing to me than a really brainy hot chick who would rather dedicate her time to barbs and sarcasm.

The Golden Spiral is much sexier than wry wit, anyway.

A good sense of humor, and a quick wit. Intellectually sharp, witty people, who can make me laugh* . . . SO hot.

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*Hence the INSTANT wetness at the mere thought of one Stephen Colbert . . .

Oh, Stephen. Come do me.

Please?

Lemonkid said:

Necia said:

Cash said:

Roethke said:
Dancing.

Even a total troll who can dance is amazingly attractive for those few moments.

I can't dance....I have to make do with my enormous schlong.

Wait . . . so, your enormous schlong can dance?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Word on the street is that it's killer at doing "the worm."

My schlong is "word on the street"?

I have attempted to replicate this look with out success for years. The common refrain being...
"Is there something wrong with your eyes?"

Necia said:
A good sense of humor, and a quick wit. Intellectually sharp, witty people, who can make me laugh* . . . SO hot.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

*Hence the INSTANT wetness at the mere thought of one Stephen Colbert . . .

Oh, Stephen. Come do me.

Please?

*Thinking you had described me so aptly...

You're so right about Colbert though. After I saw the Press Corps dinner, he immediately assumed a place of honor on my If I Were Gay list.

If they own a clown costume or are not opposed to me wearing mine during sex...I really need to get a pair of crotchless bloomers.

If you make me laugh, I'm yours. I know that this seems to be the first thing that women say, but it really is true. You could be quasidmodo up in the tower ringing your bell and I would be right there with you stroking your hump.

Nothing can replace a sense of humor. I don't care how beautiful your eyes are or how defined your body is (I really dislike muscular men), how much money you have in the bank or what kind of car you drive. All I need is a man that makes me laugh. I am not talking about a giggle here, I want the hearty "fat lady at the circus" laugh. The kind of laughing where you give your whole body over to it.

Cash said:

Lemonkid said:

Necia said:

Cash said:

Roethke said:
Dancing.

Even a total troll who can dance is amazingly attractive for those few moments.

I can't dance....I have to make do with my enormous schlong.

Wait . . . so, your enormous schlong can dance?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Word on the street is that it's killer at doing "the worm."

My schlong is "word on the street"?

Dude. You didn't know?

I am an identical twin and I will give you the Romantic Romeo and Juliet view of meeting your "twin". But let me share what my identical twin and I have to deal with, THE FREAKS THAT TALK ABOUT THE OLSEN TWINS...that is the "DON'T Fucking Touch me",weird pedophile(if they EVER bring up the olsen twins fuckin RUN) OLDER GUY, then there is the boyfriend that you fight with that has the balls to say "I guess I picked the wrong twin", that is when the twin and I get together and use our WONDER TWIN powers to kick his ass. So when you say twin...it scares me. Just like the twins in the SHINING do...forever and ever!

A womans bent knee

something about the way a girl can present herself. like her manorisms. class and style. like when her femininity takes you hostage in a conversation. gestures. thats always hot. a girl that isnt always trying to "hip" you to things. that certain "way" that fucks up your own style because you cant stop thinking about it. if that makes any sense.

A man (or woman, I am fair) who, can with a very simple look, let you know that they know every dirty thought you have ever had and want to make it your reality.

Someone who can say subtle things that make you go "Did they mean that in a dirty way? Or am I imagining it?"

Someone who will touch you in an unusual but highly erotic spot without a real hint of anything indecent except a slight smile. Knowing to linger a bit too long with the fingertips while tucking in a tag, or brushing a bit of dirt off your back.

Dominance and strength. Some people have this air about them, and you know they would never think twice about slamming you against a wall or making you actually beg for it.