Worst sex EVER

I hate it when girl's nag me with , "why doesn it take you so long to cum", "why don't you cum during sex", "you prolly jack off too much"....
wow, homegirl, that really helps me cum faster.
ARGH!

I think taking ages to cum as a guy is often a result of being circumcised... It desenitizes the bell-end.

EXACTLY. I hate this. Just thinking I might be asked that makes me never want sex at all.

yah welll... she said that RIGHT after she came.
...meh

I think I can help you, my brother. as near as I can tell from your description, here's what happened:
she was sore, tired, and bored out of her mind. she'd counted every crack on the ceiling and decided what color to paint it. so she faked an orgasm, and in spite of what you heard, what she said was "will you please get off of me, this stopped being fun half an hour ago."

of course the lesson here is "leave the viagra for those who actually need it."

Calling her your homegirl probably turns her on a whole bunch as well.

I think there's too much talk about the woman wanting stisfaction from sex. If she wants an orgasm she can go on top and do the work. Stupid bitch.

Since when did blowing your nuts for the fun of it have anything to do with giving the woman an orgasm? Men - don't fall for that shit. You'll likely be wasting your time anyway - just shoot your load, roll over and go to sleep - that's the way men have done it for millenia - why fall for all this post-60s feminist claptrap?

This sounds like a reasonable explanation to me. There is only so much penetration a gal can take before 1. it becomes uncomfortable and 2. we start having vaginal self esteem issues. So next time you're having a hard time coming in a reasonable amount of time, just remember how much fun the girl is having waiting in discomfort for you to get yours. If she's having this much fun:
it's time to stop.

uhm... she was on top of me, askign me to keep going.... i was rubbing her clt, and she even moved my thumb over to hit the spot just right.
she defitnly wasn't in pain.
and i could care less if she really came or not.
i'm just saying i hate being rushed to cum...
i'd rather be encouraged.
yadidimean?


ooh and Niobe, I don't sleep with girls who are so fucking stuck up that my use of homegirl would turn them off.
...gosh

I once had a particularly aweful experience with a short guy. i suppose he was trying to be manly or something, but I've actually had a couple of guys do this to me.
Don't thrash your dick around like pulling in and out, but like fully out so that you can get a good hearty BANG effect slamming it back into me.
This is especially annoying when (as anyone who has tried this has done to me) you are not very good at it and frequently miss. In the unbelievably bad instance, missing and cramming it into my unsuspecting asshole which ripped apart and bled.
*Sorry that was gross*
It will never get me off. It is not fun. It does not impress me.
It makes me feel like a tard.

That post was a joke by the way

I know I get turned on a bunch when she calls me a homegirl...

I'm one of the few boy's who can relate.. I cannot orgasm during sex, on since my very first girlfriend.. and it's screwed up many relationship, because you always get what's wrong etc etc... and yeah it suck all around...

Absolutely, there's only so much a pussy can take!

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For some reason I envision Sean Connery saying "Eat my pussy, laddie."

I'd rather take to long to cum, than come too quick, at least when you go to long, you can fake it if you get bored.

Damn, I was really turned on for a minute.

Wow - My kind of woman

...well, maybe only if you went on top and did all the work too

Me, I hate it when they complain about how huge my cock is.

Actually that sounds to me like they're complaining that you cum too quickly.

You are talking out of your ass. Kindly refrain from doing that.

jerk yourself good and sexed up and finish in 30 seconds once... this might fix your problem.

how bout getting a handjob and having to stop before you nut cause you havta go to work.. 8hrs with blue balls.... ouchie!