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This damn size thing! [4]

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11/22/07

foreplay [2]

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11/21/07

Boring sex life Advice [2]

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11/21/07

i need to know who this woman is [2]

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11/20/07

OHHH GOD to I'm hungry [2]

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11/15/07

smoking chix makes me hard [3]

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11/5/07

Sex with a professor [3]

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11/3/07

i just had sex [10]

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10/26/07

Dear Person Larry Craig Fucked Badly......

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10/22/07

How Pregnancy Happens [4]

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10/22/07

Nipple awkwardness. [2]

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10/14/07

Curly haired SGs

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10/13/07

Braids are hot!

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10/13/07

I here-by turn in my "V" card. [2]

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10/11/07

Smoking and drinking as a fetish

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10/10/07

I have a little girl fetish [5]

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10/10/07

drink, drank, drunk. [6]

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10/9/07

Strippers.... [2]

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10/9/07

Hide Your Porn [2]

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10/8/07

misty mundae [2]

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10/7/07

Black Women appreciation Thread [14]

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10/2/07

Sex Tricks From Cosmo's Kate White [2]

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9/28/07

Boning a Goddess! [3]

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9/28/07

Hump my leg. (I like submissive boys) [4]

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9/27/07

easy cum girls [5]

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9/26/07

Trimmed, Shaved or Left Alone? [2]

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9/20/07

Girls,does this ever happen to you? [3]

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9/19/07

Bootie Call / Sex Buddies - have questions [2]

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9/19/07

Red Wings [5]

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9/18/07

A Matter of Etiquette... [2]

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9/17/07

The Irish are here now! [3]

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9/14/07

Why don't bi girls come with signs on their heads? [8]

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9/10/07

Why does sex hurt me? [2]

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9/9/07

boys say go! [3]

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9/9/07

Life-like Sex Doll [4]

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9/9/07

phone sex [4]

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9/9/07

Love: Does Somebody Have to Die for the Romance to Live? [4]

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9/5/07

I may just need to get over it, but

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9/4/07

Have you ever wanted to stick your penis in a foot? [4]

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9/2/07

What happened in your horny SG dream? [3]

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Razorshimmy

Razorshimmy

Los Angeles, CA
July 2005

JUL 25, 2007 11:37 PM

Vampirate said:

Razorshimmy said:
Innana, though I would probably wake up after and find her gone, with all my shit missing. skull robot puke


She'd only gank your neurolinguistic warez.



Falalalababalabalablalballablalalblalalbalalbalalblalblaalbalalb skull robot puke

dan_e_boy

dan_e_boy

USA
April 2003

SEP 18, 2007 04:50 AM

Not worth it. Mortal sex would seem too tame after goddess sex.
Maybe just a hand job from Kali...

Scott_Davidson

Scott_Davidson

Australia
April 2007

SEP 24, 2007 11:16 PM

InnocentSid said:

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Illyria from Angel...I know I am a geek!

I guess that was a demon but that should still qualify



+1. Don't usually like my women that skinny, but as soon as she gets the smurfette treatment, damn Amy Acker looks fine.

BonnieBlu

BonnieBlu

HOPEFUL

Australia

SEP 25, 2007 06:59 AM

Kleio said:

Jubalharshaw said:

Orko27 said:

MisterLinguist said:
If I fucked a goddess, I would probably have my entire lower half removed after it.



Yeah...

That totally makes sense...



Have you read Good Omens?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Should you ever happen across a prostitute who entreats you mid-coitus to "worship her with your body", and this is not something you arranged for prior to the deed, I hope your earthly affairs in order. You're about to have a religious experience, one which is best described as a very sexy roach motel.



Sounds like a reference to American Gods, to me. Hm, now I need to find that passage in GO to chuckle at in future. Gaiman is so wacky...



Hey, i just read that bit today!

Random!!

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

SEP 25, 2007 07:13 AM

Flux said:

Girthy said:

Landed said:
I bet Cleopatra was a hot fuck.



Yeah, Cleo was a freak man. She was down for anything...

She'd even go ass to mouth!



Don't you mean...





ASP to mouth!



I kill me.



Recta dentata?

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

SEP 25, 2007 07:15 AM

Lemonkid said:

Flux said:

Girthy said:

Landed said:
I bet Cleopatra was a hot fuck.



Yeah, Cleo was a freak man. She was down for anything...

She'd even go ass to mouth!



Don't you mean...





ASP to mouth!



I kill me.



Recta dentata?



Rectum dentatum.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

SEP 25, 2007 07:59 PM

There's only 1 goddess for me.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

SEP 25, 2007 07:59 PM

There's only 1 goddess for me.

r00kers

r00kers

Nederland, CO
February 2003

SEP 25, 2007 08:23 PM

An orgy with Cybele and the Corybants would do nicely.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

SEP 25, 2007 08:31 PM

I'd go with the classic; Aphrodite.

JennyLou

JennyLou

Danvers, MA
December 2002

SEP 26, 2007 06:31 PM

InnocentSid said:

zoom image

Illyria from Angel...I know I am a geek!

I guess that was a demon but that should still qualify



Totally!!

Oh and Glorificus!

Scott_Davidson

Scott_Davidson

Australia
April 2007

SEP 27, 2007 02:04 AM

HathOriginal said:

Oh and Glorificus!



I agree. I do generally prefer to refer to her as "Most sweaty naughty feelings causing one", though.

love

PerilousPup

PerilousPup

I'm lost
May 2007

SEP 27, 2007 11:21 PM

Well, there are goddesses, then there are the ones who have written the "how to" book....

Kindle

Kindle

Houston, TX
March 2006

SEP 27, 2007 11:23 PM

HathOriginal said:

InnocentSid said:

zoom image

Illyria from Angel...I know I am a geek!

I guess that was a demon but that should still qualify



Totally!!

Oh and Glorificus!



I'm going to have to agree to this completely

Tiger_Fodder

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA
June 2007

SEP 28, 2007 12:02 AM

HathOriginal said:

InnocentSid said:

zoom image

Illyria from Angel...I know I am a geek!

I guess that was a demon but that should still qualify



Totally!!

Oh and Glorificus!



How could I forget Glory?

JennyLou

JennyLou

Danvers, MA
December 2002

SEP 28, 2007 06:07 PM

InnocentSid said:

HathOriginal said:

InnocentSid said:

zoom image

Illyria from Angel...I know I am a geek!

I guess that was a demon but that should still qualify



Totally!!

Oh and Glorificus!



How could I forget Glory?



Joss really does create awesome goddesses!

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