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Mark_plus_Beer

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom
August 2005

JUL 30, 2006 03:18 AM

The Fathers beard is brilliant and bit scary at the same time

NewSpectre

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD
March 2005

JUL 30, 2006 03:19 AM

oh damn it, I had a book that my parents gave me when I was a kid that was exactly like this. I can't remember what it was called though. But it was just as explicit, and once again, the mom and dad were fat.

what's up with that? why not make a "this is how Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie make a baby" book?

Lior

Lior

United Kingdom
August 2005

JUL 30, 2006 05:28 AM

haha.
I had this book when I was a kid.

I remember drawing devil horns on the baby.

Vaille

Vaille

Farmington, NM
December 2005

JUL 30, 2006 05:43 AM

I remember finding something similar in the library, only the subjects were mechanical, R2-D2-like contraptions and one of them had a spring for a penis.

capricornfairy

capricornfairy

Lodi, CA
July 2006

JUL 30, 2006 10:11 AM

WOW, I have kids ages 9 and 10. I have had the whole baby-sex talk with them. I don't think I want them seeing that book, only because the mom is skinny after. WTF? Stomach arent flat after birth. It took me months to years to get it back. But seriously, I don't want them having that visual picture of their dad and I (who are now divorced) having sex. I dont even want that visual picture for gods sake. UGH ICK YUCK...

Lawnboy

Lawnboy

Tulsa, OK
July 2006

JUL 31, 2006 10:32 PM

Vaille said:
I remember finding something similar in the library, only the subjects were mechanical, R2-D2-like contraptions and one of them had a spring for a penis.



Wow. That is all kinds of fucked up.

adjunct

adjunct

Philadelphia, PA
July 2002

AUG 01, 2006 01:11 PM

Lawnboy said:

PresidentNumber2 said:
...is that a hammer?



If you look close, it's a mallet, but it mysteriously changes to a stethoscope in the next picture.
I think there's something the doctor's not telling us.


I'd hate to be at this delivery:

"Nurse- clamp."
"Clamp."
"Forceps."
"Forceps."
"Mallet."
"Mallet?"

MaliceOrchid

Maliceorchid

Vancouver, BC
May 2006

AUG 01, 2006 01:25 PM

I need that book. Its entirely too halarious to pass up.

RedBstrd

RedBstrd

Riverside, CA
April 2004

AUG 01, 2006 01:32 PM

Rigel said:

Temper said:
I'm just glad four-year-olds can't read. They call mommy's vagina her slot.

Pure. Insanity.



i love my slot.



As do we.

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