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Lawnboy

Lawnboy

Tulsa, OK
July 2006

JUL 29, 2006 05:46 PM

So, apparently some German publishing house has published a book for four-year-olds about Where Babies Come From. Yeah, I know, it's been done before.

So what's the catch?

Well, this one shows the kids exactly what happens. It's hilarious and disturbing at the same time.

The book:
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/babies/wbcf1.jpg
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/babies/wbcf2.jpg
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/babies/wbcf3.jpg
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/babies/wbcf4.jpg
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/babies/wbcf5.jpg
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/babies/wbcf6.jpg
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/babies/wbcf7.jpg
eeek

Oh my God. Just ... wow.

Moya

Moya

Milwaukee, WI
January 2005

JUL 29, 2006 05:56 PM

Hah.. The baby comes crawling out with a wide grin and arms wide open..

Lawnboy

Lawnboy

Tulsa, OK
July 2006

JUL 29, 2006 05:59 PM

Moya said:
Hah.. The baby comes crawling out with a wide grin and arms wide open..



I want my wife to give birth to a smiling baby.

Lumenagerie

Lumenagerie

Seattle, WA
May 2005

JUL 29, 2006 06:10 PM

Thanks, I learn something new everyday.

schadenfreude

schadenfreude

Svalbard And Jan Mayen
July 2004

JUL 29, 2006 06:13 PM

That was rad. Those wacky Europeans.

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

JUL 29, 2006 06:22 PM

Cool.

Kleio

Kleio

Winona, MN
January 2006

JUL 29, 2006 06:48 PM

Lawnboy said:

Moya said:
Hah.. The baby comes crawling out with a wide grin and arms wide open..



I want my wife to give birth to a smiling baby.



That seems to be crawling out of her vagina. Yeah.

Most of the other pics had me going, oh, my... but that... that was a holy shit pic. Complete with nervous and awkward laughter.

guyincognito

GuyIncognito

Minneapolis, MN
September 2004

JUL 29, 2006 07:30 PM

They left out the stork!

dingoes8

dingoes8

Milwaukee, WI
March 2004

JUL 29, 2006 07:45 PM

Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)


Posh

Posh

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 29, 2006 07:47 PM

#6 is definitely my favorite.

Havilah

Havilah

Phoenix, AZ
April 2006

JUL 29, 2006 07:50 PM

I've seen a birth. It didn't look like that tongue

Rigel

Rigel

ASSPARTY

California, USA

JUL 29, 2006 08:11 PM

Havilah said:
I've seen a birth. It didn't look like that tongue



yeah i don't know what births YOU'VE seen but the ones i've seen totally look just like that.

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

JUL 29, 2006 08:15 PM

Rigel said:

Havilah said:
I've seen a birth. It didn't look like that tongue



yeah i don't know what births YOU'VE seen but the ones i've seen totally look just like that.



my little brother came out wearing a tophat.

MschfMayhemSoap

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ
April 2006

JUL 29, 2006 08:16 PM

Dove said:

Rigel said:

Havilah said:
I've seen a birth. It didn't look like that tongue



yeah i don't know what births YOU'VE seen but the ones i've seen totally look just like that.



my little brother came out wearing a tophat.



your little brother is Mr. Peanut?biggrin tongue

TBSheets

TBSheets

I'm lost
December 2004

JUL 29, 2006 08:27 PM

Beats the hell out of their old material.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)




Temper

Temper

SUICIDEGIRL

Germany

JUL 29, 2006 08:30 PM

I'm just glad four-year-olds can't read. They call mommy's vagina her slot.

Pure. Insanity.

Affy

Affy

Chicago, IL
March 2006

JUL 29, 2006 08:32 PM

Whoa buddyyy....

AceT

AceT

Portland, OR
April 2004

JUL 29, 2006 08:43 PM

I generally consider Germans to be crazy, especially their porn. But I don't see anything particularly wrong with that book. It does in fact seem to show where babies come from.

AceT

AceT

Portland, OR
April 2004

JUL 29, 2006 08:46 PM

The dad does look like a creepy 70s serial rapist though.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JUL 29, 2006 09:44 PM

AndyM said:
The dad does look like a creepy 70s serial rapist though.



That's just what guys look like in Germany.

judypatricia

judypatricia

Brookline, MA
January 2004

JUL 29, 2006 10:11 PM



...is that a hammer?

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

JUL 29, 2006 10:17 PM

PresidentNumber2 said:


...is that a hammer?



It's to combat the second coming of the Kaiser.

Doxie

Doxie

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

JUL 29, 2006 10:30 PM

I suppose the hammer is there so Doc can make sure her reflexes are working correctly while she is giving birth.


Anyhow, I do like the book. I had a book similar to that when I was younger. I hate being left in the dark about things, and I'd hate to do it to my child too.

Rigel

Rigel

ASSPARTY

California, USA

JUL 30, 2006 12:08 AM

Temper said:
I'm just glad four-year-olds can't read. They call mommy's vagina her slot.

Pure. Insanity.



i love my slot.

Lawnboy

Lawnboy

Tulsa, OK
July 2006

JUL 30, 2006 03:14 AM

PresidentNumber2 said:


...is that a hammer?



If you look close, it's a mallet, but it mysteriously changes to a stethoscope in the next picture.
I think there's something the doctor's not telling us.

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