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Samuraipupy

Samuraipupy

Portland, OR
July 2004

JUL 22, 2006 12:26 PM

I was flipping through the TV & came upon Oprah talking to Matthew McConaughey. They were on an interesting subject of deodorant. Oprah said she heard that he never uses deodorant & he proudly stated he did not. His reasoning was simple enough, he said something around the lines of "My mother told me when I was little that there is nothing wrong with a man that smells like a real man" & the whole audience just roared in approval. He also said he always showered & kept clean, like after working out & such, which is a very good thing.

It’s a little over a hundred degrees here & I have no ac so I’m pretty sweaty & being so hot (more so than usual *winkwink*) <=(bad joke, I know) reminded me of that episode. So I tucked my nose down into my pit & smelled. Smells like me…not bad or gag or anything, just clean, fresh sweat.

What do you all think of sweat, is it nasty or is it *rawr* sexay!

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

JUL 22, 2006 12:29 PM

Oh God, fresh man pit is like chick-Viagra. Rawr!

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

JUL 22, 2006 12:30 PM

Flux said:
Oh God, fresh man pit is like chick-Viagra. Rawr!



Agreed, as long as the man showers frequently and hasn't been eating onions or curry or salsa or anything like that lately.

Hooraydiation

Hooraydiation

Boston, MA
October 2005

JUL 22, 2006 12:36 PM

I enjoy smelling like flowers.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

JUL 22, 2006 12:37 PM

Hooraydiation said:
I enjoy smelling like flowers.



I enjoy smelling like old spice.

NewSpectre

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD
March 2005

JUL 22, 2006 12:47 PM

Flux says it, it is done.

the deoderant goes in the trash today. I will forward all complaints to the Fluxor. they wouldn't dare fuxor with her.

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 22, 2006 12:49 PM

You are not Matthew McConaughey. The only reason he got that reaction is because he's Matthew McConaughey.

It's 113 degress outside my house. I promise that I don't want my boyfriend going out there withouth deodorant.

NewSpectre

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD
March 2005

JUL 22, 2006 12:52 PM

Roethke said:
You are not Matthew McConaughey. The only reason he got that reaction is because he's Matthew McConaughey.

It's 113 degress outside my house. I promise that I don't want my boyfriend going out there withouth deodorant.



You're right, he doesn't have to run around all day in bunker gear. I cringe at the thought of my stench after a run if I didn't have deoderant on, it's bad enough WITH deoderant.

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

JUL 22, 2006 12:58 PM

SpectreInTheUK said:

Roethke said:
You are not Matthew McConaughey. The only reason he got that reaction is because he's Matthew McConaughey.

It's 113 degress outside my house. I promise that I don't want my boyfriend going out there withouth deodorant.



You're right, he doesn't have to run around all day in bunker gear. I cringe at the thought of my stench after a run if I didn't have deoderant on, it's bad enough WITH deoderant.



There are some situations when it is totally appropriate, I feel, especially if it's going to get stale (like in bunker gear). And, in that case, I really, really like the smell of classic Old Spice, because I am turning into my mother, or something.

But the fresh sweat of dude who has showered that morning...oh GODS.

NewSpectre

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD
March 2005

JUL 22, 2006 01:00 PM

The same can be said for women. The smell of fresh woman is enough to make a man go nuts.

On the same coin though, stank woman is 1000x worst than stank man.

seriously.

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

JUL 22, 2006 01:04 PM

I smell like success

Spaceboy

Spaceboy

Dallas, TX
October 2004

JUL 22, 2006 01:08 PM

The comic shop I go to has tabletop gaming on friday nights till midnight. I never go on friday because half of those guys do not wear deoderant and the smell is like a punch in the face as soon as you walk in the door.

So, no. It's not cool to not wear deoderant.

Although, I'm not a lady, so I guess it doesn't matter

healthyparanoid

healthyparanoid

Highland Park, IL
November 2005

JUL 22, 2006 01:14 PM

Flux said:
I really, really like the smell of classic Old Spice, because I am turning into my mother, or something.



On that note - is there a particular smell that women prefer over the other?
Cause I use axe - and a friend of mine, one day started walking around smelling everyone, going like "what's that smell?" Finally she comes up to me - and takes this giant whiff - and I was like - what the hell - do I stink or something?
She just said after that - that she goes nuts for the smell of axe - it just smells amazing. Flux says old spice - anyone else?
[oh, and on topic - the only time i'll let the smell of myself get the best of me: during/after sex - other than that, even when I'm alone, i'll have some deoderant on - call it paranoia, call it me wanting to like the way i smell]

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

JUL 22, 2006 01:16 PM

healthyparanoid said:

Flux said:
I really, really like the smell of classic Old Spice, because I am turning into my mother, or something.



On that note - is there a particular smell that women prefer over the other?
Cause I use axe - and a friend of mine, one day started walking around smelling everyone, going like "what's that smell?" Finally she comes up to me - and takes this giant whiff - and I was like - what the hell - do I stink or something?
She just said after that - that she goes nuts for the smell of axe - it just smells amazing. Flux says old spice - anyone else?
[oh, and on topic - the only time i'll let the smell of myself get the best of me: during/after sex - other than that, even when I'm alone, i'll have some deoderant on - call it paranoia, call it me wanting to like the way i smell]




I like the smell of fear.

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

JUL 22, 2006 01:17 PM

healthyparanoid said:

Flux said:
I really, really like the smell of classic Old Spice, because I am turning into my mother, or something.



On that note - is there a particular smell that women prefer over the other?
Cause I use axe - and a friend of mine, one day started walking around smelling everyone, going like "what's that smell?" Finally she comes up to me - and takes this giant whiff - and I was like - what the hell - do I stink or something?
She just said after that - that she goes nuts for the smell of axe - it just smells amazing. Flux says old spice - anyone else?
[oh, and on topic - the only time i'll let the smell of myself get the best of me: during/after sex - other than that, even when I'm alone, i'll have some deoderant on - call it paranoia, call it me wanting to like the way i smell]



I've found Axe to be reminescent of donkey piss, but that's just me.

NewSpectre

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD
March 2005

JUL 22, 2006 01:21 PM

I was gonna make a Chuck Norris joke here about Axe and donkey piss, but I sat here for like 5 minutes trying to think one up and I'm drawing a blank.

I'm so pissed.

oh well.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.

healthyparanoid

healthyparanoid

Highland Park, IL
November 2005

JUL 22, 2006 01:31 PM

Flux said:

healthyparanoid said:

Flux said:
I really, really like the smell of classic Old Spice, because I am turning into my mother, or something.



On that note - is there a particular smell that women prefer over the other?
Cause I use axe - and a friend of mine, one day started walking around smelling everyone, going like "what's that smell?" Finally she comes up to me - and takes this giant whiff - and I was like - what the hell - do I stink or something?
She just said after that - that she goes nuts for the smell of axe - it just smells amazing. Flux says old spice - anyone else?
[oh, and on topic - the only time i'll let the smell of myself get the best of me: during/after sex - other than that, even when I'm alone, i'll have some deoderant on - call it paranoia, call it me wanting to like the way i smell]



I've found Axe to be reminescent of donkey piss, but that's just me.



duelly noted

Kleio

Kleio

Winona, MN
January 2006

JUL 22, 2006 01:38 PM

For the first month that I was married, my husband had a job in a factory, lifting and carrying, and working with cedar. Every day he would come home smelling of fresh sweat and cedar.

I stopped having sex with him when he quit the job.

I am a woman that loves her mansweat.

alleycake

alleycake

Houston, TX
March 2005

JUL 22, 2006 01:42 PM

Subrosa said:

Hooraydiation said:
I enjoy smelling like flowers.



I enjoy smelling like old spice.



I enjoy smelling old spice, and like flowers.
Man sweat is hot when it's while your having sex with him. If he comes home smelling like that, meh.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

JUL 22, 2006 02:05 PM

I loathe deodorant. And I can't use antiperspirant, though I'm not sure why you'd want to put something on that stops your body from carrying out it's normal functions. Except during the summer, I rarely use deodorant. I don't care for random chemicals on my pits all day.

Vampirate

Vampirate

Durham, NC
October 2004

JUL 22, 2006 02:11 PM

healthyparanoid said:

Flux said:

healthyparanoid said:

Flux said:
I really, really like the smell of classic Old Spice, because I am turning into my mother, or something.



On that note - is there a particular smell that women prefer over the other?
Cause I use axe - and a friend of mine, one day started walking around smelling everyone, going like "what's that smell?" Finally she comes up to me - and takes this giant whiff - and I was like - what the hell - do I stink or something?
She just said after that - that she goes nuts for the smell of axe - it just smells amazing. Flux says old spice - anyone else?
[oh, and on topic - the only time i'll let the smell of myself get the best of me: during/after sex - other than that, even when I'm alone, i'll have some deoderant on - call it paranoia, call it me wanting to like the way i smell]



I've found Axe to be reminescent of donkey piss, but that's just me.



duelly noted



Your donkey piss odor offends me!

:: slaps your face with silk glove ::

I demand satisfaction!

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 22, 2006 02:15 PM

Flux said:

healthyparanoid said:

Flux said:
I really, really like the smell of classic Old Spice, because I am turning into my mother, or something.



On that note - is there a particular smell that women prefer over the other?
Cause I use axe - and a friend of mine, one day started walking around smelling everyone, going like "what's that smell?" Finally she comes up to me - and takes this giant whiff - and I was like - what the hell - do I stink or something?
She just said after that - that she goes nuts for the smell of axe - it just smells amazing. Flux says old spice - anyone else?
[oh, and on topic - the only time i'll let the smell of myself get the best of me: during/after sex - other than that, even when I'm alone, i'll have some deoderant on - call it paranoia, call it me wanting to like the way i smell]



I've found Axe to be reminescent of donkey piss, but that's just me.



Very true. Axe and Tag smell like douchebag.

I'm a big fan of Tom's of Maine deodorant, but that just may be because every boy who wore that who I knew was wicked sexy.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

JUL 22, 2006 02:29 PM

Pavlov's Roethke?

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JUL 22, 2006 02:37 PM

Subrosa said:

Hooraydiation said:
I enjoy smelling like flowers.



I enjoy smelling like old spice.



Dad?

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

JUL 22, 2006 02:46 PM

unravled said:

Subrosa said:

Hooraydiation said:
I enjoy smelling like flowers.



I enjoy smelling like old spice.



Dad?


Only if you want me to be.

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