Silliest/Funniest sex you've had

I started a similar thread in Sexaholics "Sexually Embarrasing Moments".... Im just gonna copy and paste cause im lazy..

Even copied and pasted, it's still a classic

I got another good one about a girl in a hotel room.... wanna hear it?

done this a few times. its a good test if you're not sure about someone.
ok, you're making squelchy, its gotta be doggy style or kind of missionary but with male participant not lying down but up on knees. say something like "uunnnnh yeah unnh... do you like dinosaurs?" girls says "what? why? huh?" or possibly "yes." any answers works.. dude says.. "good" or "too bad" or whatever appropriate response may be, then proceeds to lift blanket, sheet, or whatev up with both arms behind back like wings, starts flapping like a bird and making screeching noises as loud as possible.
i call it The Teradactyl.

that image alone is pure comedy!!!

That made me laugh out loud!
I would love it if my boyfriend did that! How hilarious! xD

Oh my God
That totally just made me laugh out loud, too

I was getting head from this girl....while standing on her couch.....(dont ask...long story).......and just as i was about to cum.....she pulled my dick out of her mouth....and started sucking my balls.....which just tipped me over the edge....
unfortunatly .....as i came......the door opposite us opened.....and her flatmate walked in.....only for a load of cum hit her in the chest as i shot over my girls head ....

Not all that funny but....
I had sex once with a girl who WAS a clown (worked as one)

Haha, watching star trek while having sex takes the cake for me. It was hard not to laugh during the entire thing.

Once my girlfriend and I were a little horny. We had gone to a sex toy shop and bought one of those vibrators that girls can wear like a thong. Anyway, at the time I was living at home so we were trying to find somewhere we could go and fuck around, We decided to drive around a little and find a spot. We ended up parking in this park and I faced my car towards the street so if anyone came in we would be prepared. Needless to say that she had the vibrator on and we were making out. One thing led to another and next thing I know she has her suicidegirls hoodie unzipped and her shirt pulled up. The seat is reclined and we are making out, etc. Then Suddenly, a cop car come flying into the lot...we flip out and I'm trying to put the seat up and zip her shirt up. The whole time they have that big spot light thing in our faces. She put the remote for the vibrator in her pocket but she is also trying to turn the vibrator off. The cop asks her to step out of the car while they take my license. So she has to walk with the poikice office to the cruiser all the while she has a vibrator on. She finally turn it off and put the remote in her shoe. For a second we were going to just break it off the wire but it was like 30$. Anyway, she started to walk to the car and she had to walk all funny because of the remote in her shoe. Every step she took was changing the setting on the vibrator. She as the cop is asking her questions the vibrator is switching between pulse, slow, fast, etc. (interesting fact they made her get out of the car to make sure she was there willingly and that I hadn't kidnapped her or something.) Well, 15 embarassing minutes later they let us go with a warning that the park closes at dusk. So thats my funniest sex story.

one time the boy and i went over his good friend's house for a little get together on a friday night. there was beer and pool (stix and balls type) and a pool (above ground). the boy and i had two beers and wanted to swim. the rest of the group wanted to continue playing pool. so the boy and i were alone. i was VERY horny by then and wanted to fuck, but the boy was worried about the others walking out or seeing us through the sliding glass door. i didn't care, so i kept chasing him around the pool and trying to pull down his swim trunks. after about 30 minutes, his friend came out to check on us. apparently everyone told her she "should leave us alone". we laughed it off and she went back inside. after about 10 more minutes of me chasing him around, we realized there was a blind spot where they coudn't see us. i riped off my shorts and he pulled out his dick. we thrusted a few times, but then saw people at the door trying to find us. we laughed and swam over to the edge to wave at them. they couldn't see my pants were off, tho. so we fucked a little more by that side but under the lip so they couldn't see what we were doing. that is, until his friend came back out. the boy saw her coming, we stopped, and i very quickly put my shorts back on without anyone knowing the wiser. neither of us came, but were laughing the entire time. we then asked her if anyone ever had sex in her pool. she said "no, not that i'm aware of. and if they did, i don't want to know."