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healthyparanoid

healthyparanoid

Highland Park, IL
November 2005

JUL 17, 2006 01:27 AM

The one thing I'd like to have happen - however don't think I'll ever have the chance to come across - is a nice normal girl, to take me into the bedroom and simply beat the crap outta me. I want to walk out after a session of sex unable to walk I'm so beaten and broken from the night/day of sex.
I mean - I'm a big guy - 6'1 220, athletic, muscles - so for me it's hard to imagine a girl being able to dominate me.
So, if you are or know any lovely lady who likes to shout out orders and beat the crap out of her partner - then please please please - gimme a call?
I'm getting ferclempt - talk amongst yourselves; I'll give you a topic -
What the hell do you all want during/before/after sex?
Go!

MrMuller

MrMuller

Detroit, MI
March 2004

JUL 17, 2006 01:39 AM

I'd like a sandwich. Preferably after.

Phantasy

Phantasy

Australia
October 2005

JUL 17, 2006 02:37 AM

MrMuller said:
I'd like a sandwich. Preferably after.



I'd like to be in a sandwich. Preferably during.

ClD

ClD

Australia
February 2006

JUL 17, 2006 03:50 AM

You could call this women up....if she a women at all *Shrugs*

Salome

Salome

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

JUL 17, 2006 04:04 PM

Try the BDSM group.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JUL 17, 2006 04:17 PM

You forgot to post your phone number.

jason

jason

USA
August 2002

JUL 17, 2006 04:21 PM

that only costs like, $500 an hour in nyc. im sure its a lot cheaper in your home town.

MrMuller

MrMuller

Detroit, MI
March 2004

JUL 17, 2006 06:35 PM

kimberleyfantasy said:

MrMuller said:
I'd like a sandwich. Preferably after.



I'd like to be in a sandwich. Preferably during.


A MrMuller and some girl with a strap-on sandwich? Funny, that's what I want too. I'm the bread though.

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

JUL 17, 2006 07:55 PM

Mostly, I'd just like a cold beer and a hug.

MaliceOrchid

Maliceorchid

Vancouver, BC
May 2006

JUL 17, 2006 08:29 PM

Im pretty down with beating the living crap out of a guy, in a sexual way.

But my current affair might not take to kindly to it.

I miss my after sex cigarette, and now need something to replace it,.

healthyparanoid

healthyparanoid

Highland Park, IL
November 2005

JUL 17, 2006 08:37 PM

unravled said:
You forgot to post your phone number.



lol - ok - 847 877 6233 - have fun!

healthyparanoid

healthyparanoid

Highland Park, IL
November 2005

JUL 17, 2006 08:38 PM

Maliceorchid said:
Im pretty down with beating the living crap out of a guy, in a sexual way.

But my current affair might not take to kindly to it.

I miss my after sex cigarette, and now need something to replace it,.



As for the beating - damn "current affair"
and after sex pie can be quite good instead of a smoke - especially with a cold glass of milk.

MaliceOrchid

Maliceorchid

Vancouver, BC
May 2006

JUL 17, 2006 08:44 PM

hmm...damn, lactose intolerent.

But Ill take the pie kiss

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JUL 17, 2006 08:45 PM

healthyparanoid said:

unravled said:
You forgot to post your phone number.



lol - ok - 847 877 6233 - have fun!



My job here is done.

healthyparanoid

healthyparanoid

Highland Park, IL
November 2005

JUL 17, 2006 08:57 PM

unravled said:

healthyparanoid said:

unravled said:
You forgot to post your phone number.



lol - ok - 847 877 6233 - have fun!



My job here is done.



lol - well i'm glad to hear you have succeeded

healthyparanoid

healthyparanoid

Highland Park, IL
November 2005

JUL 17, 2006 09:10 PM

Salome said:
Try the BDSM group.



I did - but I have to wait!
Hey - you're in illinois too - go you

noirkiss3

noirkiss3

Minneapolis, MN
April 2006

JUL 17, 2006 09:36 PM

healthyparanoid said:
The one thing I'd like to have happen - however don't think I'll ever have the chance to come across - is a nice normal girl, to take me into the bedroom and simply beat the crap outta me. I want to walk out after a session of sex unable to walk I'm so beaten and broken from the night/day of sex.
I mean - I'm a big guy - 6'1 220, athletic, muscles - so for me it's hard to imagine a girl being able to dominate me.
So, if you are or know any lovely lady who likes to shout out orders and beat the crap out of her partner - then please please please - gimme a call?
I'm getting ferclempt - talk amongst yourselves; I'll give you a topic -
What the hell do you all want during/before/after sex?
Go!



Be carefull what you wish for. I am 6'7" and 250 lbs and I had a 5'7" 125 lb girlfriend that was abusive as hell and I mean physically, those little ones can do some damage, especially if you are a gentleman.

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

JUL 17, 2006 10:18 PM

healthyparanoid

healthyparanoid

Highland Park, IL
November 2005

JUL 17, 2006 10:44 PM

ha - i saw that -
that's wrong, just wrong

Jenya

Jenya

HOPEFUL

Azerbaijan

JUL 17, 2006 11:04 PM

healthyparanoid said:

Salome said:
Try the BDSM group.



I did - but I have to wait!
Hey - you're in illinois too - go you




i know that area code..........it's not Portland

shocked

syncope

syncope

Seattle, WA
July 2006

JUL 17, 2006 11:08 PM

What the hell do you all want during/before/after sex?
Answer: Her not to say "That'll be $350 please? *rimshot*

healthyparanoid

healthyparanoid

Highland Park, IL
November 2005

JUL 17, 2006 11:15 PM

Allie said:

healthyparanoid said:

Salome said:
Try the BDSM group.



I did - but I have to wait!
Hey - you're in illinois too - go you




i know that area code..........it's not Portland

shocked



smart cookie - hence the "you're in illinois too"
i go to school in portland - my parents live in subs of chicago - i'm here until i go back

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

JUL 17, 2006 11:46 PM

I'll beat the shit out of you for a small fee, but there will be under no circumstances any sort of sexual pleasure for you unless you get off on just getting the shit kicked out of you.

SailorFrank

SailorFrank

Lake Dallas, TX
June 2006

JUL 17, 2006 11:49 PM

Al said:
I'll beat the shit out of you for a small fee, but there will be under no circumstances any sort of sexual pleasure for you unless you get off on just getting the shit kicked out of you.



... *blink*.... *blink*

healthyparanoid

healthyparanoid

Highland Park, IL
November 2005

JUL 18, 2006 12:04 AM

Al said:
I'll beat the shit out of you for a small fee, but there will be under no circumstances any sort of sexual pleasure for you unless you get off on just getting the shit kicked out of you.



ha! you wouldn't do it for free?
you'd think a reedie like you would gladly kick a pio's ass for free - but nooooooooooooooooooooo - there's gotta be a fee

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