What’s the worst thing that has been said to you after sex?

hmm... I'd go with "sorry... I was drunk"

There was one time where I was asked the best way to go about asking a particular girl out - but it was just a fling, and I thought it was pretty hilarious.

Once after sex I looked at the clock and blurted out, "Oh, good! We can still make it to karaoke!"

now that is funny!!

"I didn't take my birth control today". Needless to say, I was pissed and more than a little nervous

"i love you"

after an obvious one night stand

"i think i pissed myself"

that's happened more than once.

"niiiiiiiiiiice" a la borat...which was very unfortunate. I'm still dating the guy too

Does the volume on your TV count?

"there's blood all over. one of us is bleeding."

turned out we both were.

Shit dude thats nuts!

You win.

I just can't top that.

Same experience here

"I've seen women less attractive than YOU in porn"

Why oh why did i go back for seconds?

"My boyfriend never fucks me like THAT."

I didn't know she had a boyfriend...nor that he was a Statie.

"I want your baby."

We had just met the week before and it was the first time we'd ever had sex. I was 21 at the time so I was also running like a scared little boy.

i was told something like

"my ADD kicks in when i get physical..... i normally like sex..."

it was just odd and bad sex

LOL been there done that. I thought we were the only ones.

I've experienced both of these. Both on one-night stands, too.

No. Good.

There was also the woman who told me, after sex, that "I'm having my period." I turned on the light and discovered that my comforter looked as if I'd just dismembered a hooker in my bed.

This was when I was a teenager and living with my parents, too. Try explaining that to your mother.

"sorry, i know i'm small" - errrr, fuck that, considering you have "other" skills that more and make up for it

the worst thing, it was my 1st time, and the guy told me he to was also a virgin, we had been together a few months, so we jumped into bed. when all was over he came out with
"btw, im not a virgin i screwed your best mate last night"
he got up and walked home....needless to say i dont see him anymore!!

my ex came out with "well thats the way the cookie crumbles" i almost wet myself from laughing!!

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