Is Keith Richards Immortal?

Well ,mr Richards or Keef to some people is fit and well and back home in USA, i think he is indestructible and will outlive us all

Probably.

The secret to a long life? Apparently OJ.


[Edited on May 22, 2006 by BernardShakey]

Separated at birth?

Yes


and I think this one if Freddie Krueger

Ah, what good clean living can do for a man.

*goes to analyze orange liquid procured from Keith in basement lab to determine its life-preserving elements - suspecting LSD, Vodka, Tincture of opium, and a smidgen of formalin*

He looks dead to me.

He better stay home during the next zombie outbreak.

By the looks of him these days, I think someone's probably slipping him an embalming fluid mickey.

Immortal?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

I was going to say the same thing. I want proof that he is actually alive!

We could do a remake of the 'Weekend At Bernie's' movies, 'Weekend At Keith's'

I think the amount of drugs and booze he's taken have embalmed him and turned him in to a mummy without the bandages