7 Songs with Logical/Factual Errors

I would have followed you into the dark but I tripped over a footstool and now I'm just kind of sitting here holding my shin.

With the lights out its more dangerous, actually.

You couldn't have told me this BEFORE the footstool?

Sugar, if I go down swinging I'll probably never get laid again.

Daft Punk isn't actually playing at my house... just two guys in robot costumes.

The Dirty Deeds are actually rather expensive to have done.

The towels didn't all match, and it was really a hermit crab under the dock... no lobsters involved.

If there was a problem he probably couldn't solve it then, and not now for sure.

ok. i actually had an argument about the Bust A Move thing mentioned in the article with a friend of mine last year.

I still have the email.

"ok.. maybe "larry" is just an aside. a red herring.

Maybe he's saying that he has this best friend named Harry, right? and harry just happens to have a brother larry, right? but thats besides the point because its HARRY who is getting married.

All it says is "in five days from now he's gonna marry". But who says the "he" is Harry's brother larry.

and as for the only having 5 days notice, umm..not sure. Maybe harry forgot to ask mr MC. maybe he had a fight with his brother larry who was his first choice for best man.

yes. thats it.

Harry is getting married. His brother larry was going to be best man til larry and harry threw down and now they arent speaking. so harry goes to the one person he knows would help him out at the last minute:

his best friend, Young MC."


WINNER

Well played.

1, 2, 3 and to the 4, Snoop Doggy Dogg was not at the door. Just Dre.

It actually is unusual.

You know damn well how to get to Sesame Street.

There was only 72 luftballoons.

-TM

He's not a super freak, super freak. He's just sightly freaky.

The Skinny Puppy song Tin Omen states, "Way back in '68 / Ohio, Kent State." Kent State DID NOT happen in 1968. It bugs the hell out of me. I can't even listen to the song anymore.

How I wish this were the real song.

For real.

I love you.

-TM

For factual inaccuracy, it's hard to beat Big Black's Jordan, Minnesota

From Aerosmith's Sweet Emotion

The lyric refers to an old method of pregnancy testing which involved giving a rabbit an injection of urine from a potentially pregnant person. However, the Toxic Twins got it wrong. The rabbit always died regardless of the outcome, because it was dissected in the process.

Georgia law bans trains from operating between 10pm and 6am.