"High Fidelity" is real....

I had no idea that record stores could be so hard.....!

I met Aziz Ansari at South by Southwest.

Hell yeah, namedropping, bitches!

was he packin' heat??

I don't know who anybody is.

Hahahaha awesome.

"But Halloween's in October!"

"NOT WHEN YOU'RE CARLOS D.! THAT GUY DOESN'T PLAY BY THE RULES!"

"I don't even know what Pitchfork Media is!"

*SMACK!*

This is fabulous. I want to work in a store like this. I don't think there are any in San Diego.

"May? Halloween is in October"

"Not for Carlos D; he doesn't play by the rules"

what, you don't know who Sujfan is??

looks like we're over.........

Carlos D is God.

"A lot of black people are gonna start doin' that too."
"...he's there leader."


hahaha I almost peed

I'm muscially retarded.

There is hope, and it's called Pitchfork Media!

that slap in the face made wee come out

*SMACK!*

that's the attitude you have to throw down in SD, yo!!

I don't get it.

*SMACK!*

There are too many words on that page. And Morrissey is the first thing I see, which means I don't want to read any more.

Remember that scene in The Blues Brothers where they're talking to the nun and one of them swears so she hits him with a ruler and he swears again in pain and so she hits him again and then the other one yells and she hits HIM and then she just starts wailing on them until the ruler breaks and there's havoc?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

*SMACK!!!*

[Edited on Mar 28, 2006 by _DictionaryGirl_]

Not that you shouldn't be listening to The Smiths just lots, but you're better off without Pitchfork Media.

There are too many words on that page. And Morrissey is the first thing I see, which means I don't want to read any more.


oh, now we are so over....

Oh I almost never read it anymore, but to not even know what it is?! He must be warned!

The words musically retarded really don't mean anything to you all, do they? I mean, it's almost a point of pride for me. Ask Margot_Dent.

oh this is soooo good.

"yeah yeah - there's this new Devendra Barnhart concert? gonna be in a dumpster on 32nd street."

The indie store scene at the end of the first teen girl squad is still funnier though.