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saccharinetrust

saccharinetrust

Djibouti
January 2005

MAR 10, 2006 09:46 PM

I haven't seen a post on this, so I'm making one.

When I was in high school my friends and I used to discuss who would win in a fight between Rollins and Danzig. I know Danzig is only like 5 feet tall, and yes I saw the video of Danzig getting knocked out. That being said, he seems like a worthy opponent. Rollins is bigger (though not that much taller), more muscular and probably smarter, but Danzig probably has black magic or something ridiculous like try and steal Rollins' soul. Plus, his compact size probably helps. If you want, you can compare Misfits or Samhain era Danzig with Flag era Rollins as opposed to them now.

So here is the match up as I see it:
Danzig:
pros:Compact, Evil
cons: long hair (easy to grab), see thru shirts

Rollins:
pros: Angry, short hair or bald (depending on era), muscles
cons: can't really think of any.

I go with Rollins. Plus, I have a video of Black Flag from '82 when he beats the hell out of a guy that jumps on the stage.

Ska_Boss

Ska_Boss

Indianapolis, IN
October 2005

MAR 10, 2006 09:49 PM

Rollins, man. This one is too easy. I saw that video where Danzig got punched by the fat guy. Danzig probably gets silicone implants so it looks like he has bigger muscles or something.

Emptymouthpiece

Emptymouthpiece

I'm lost
May 2005

MAR 10, 2006 09:54 PM

Wow...as much as I hate to say it, I'm pretty fucking sure Henry would win hands down. I feel dirty now.

Cain

Cain

SUICIDEGIRL

Iceland

MAR 10, 2006 09:55 PM

MrSorrow said:
Wow...as much as I hate to say it, I'm pretty fucking sure Henry would win hands down. I feel dirty now.



I was thinking the same thing. It's okay.

Emptymouthpiece

Emptymouthpiece

I'm lost
May 2005

MAR 10, 2006 09:58 PM

That is unless Glenn took the time to hire someone like Chuck Norris to do the stunt doubling...(I'm reaching, but shit...it's an ugly thought)

Darke

Darke

Trego, WI
June 2005

MAR 10, 2006 09:59 PM

Danzig flexes and draws demons with huge penises whilst Henry just gets pissed off and concaves his face. Not that I think they'd fight, really. I mean, why?

CoyoteSlim

CoyoteSlim

Shawnee, KS
February 2006

MAR 10, 2006 09:59 PM

Danzig is, always was, and always will be a cunt.

trocc

trocc

Chicago, IL
March 2003

MAR 10, 2006 10:01 PM

maybe Danzig circa Lucifuge would have a fighting chance, but present day? nuh-uh.

now i want to go rewatch that scene in Heat when Pacino throws Rollins through that plate-glass window.

Emptymouthpiece

Emptymouthpiece

I'm lost
May 2005

MAR 10, 2006 10:01 PM

CoyoteSlim said:
Danzig is, always was, and always will be a cunt.



And so are all the people you idolized, or looked up too. Your point is?

NoFi

NoFi

Redondo Beach, CA
February 2004

MAR 10, 2006 10:03 PM

Cain said:

MrSorrow said:
Wow...as much as I hate to say it, I'm pretty fucking sure Henry would win hands down. I feel dirty now.



I was thinking the same thing. It's okay.



no way. henry would probably hit him once, start crying, then give him a hug. then danzig would make his move.

enter lee ving into the equation and all bets are off.

Emptymouthpiece

Emptymouthpiece

I'm lost
May 2005

MAR 10, 2006 10:08 PM

Hey while I've got a second to totally steal a thread,

who the hell did the song "Unsane" back in the early 90's. Those of you who've seen it might remember it was a video of nothing but skateboard accidents. If that rings a bell. A serious cookie for anyone who knows.

Saraphine

Saraphine

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

MAR 10, 2006 10:10 PM



CRIPPLE FIGHT!!! wink

NoFi

NoFi

Redondo Beach, CA
February 2004

MAR 10, 2006 10:14 PM

MrSorrow said:
Hey while I've got a second to totally steal a thread,

who the hell did the song "Unsane" back in the early 90's. Those of you who've seen it might remember it was a video of nothing but skateboard accidents. If that rings a bell. A serious cookie for anyone who knows.



"scrape" by Unsane.

unsane is the band.

saccharinetrust

saccharinetrust

Djibouti
January 2005

MAR 10, 2006 10:14 PM

Maybe Lee Ving circa 1980, but certainly not now. Last time I saw him (which was a couple of years ago) he looked really feeble and he had long hair. Ironic for someone who's most famous quote is, "Its 1980 can't you afford a fucking haircut?"

And obviously they wouldn't actually fight, its just a theoretical. But Rollins back in the day was pretty crazy. Don't get him confused with the new, spoken word Rollins. I'd take old school Rollins against old school Lee Ving as well.

Emptymouthpiece

Emptymouthpiece

I'm lost
May 2005

MAR 10, 2006 10:15 PM

I say Only steps in and kicks Glenns ass for Henry before he even gets close.

Then a tour bus with the original line up of the new york dolls crashes into the whole scene and time as we know it is re-written entirely.

Emptymouthpiece

Emptymouthpiece

I'm lost
May 2005

MAR 10, 2006 10:19 PM

NoFi said:

MrSorrow said:
Hey while I've got a second to totally steal a thread,

who the hell did the song "Unsane" back in the early 90's. Those of you who've seen it might remember it was a video of nothing but skateboard accidents. If that rings a bell. A serious cookie for anyone who knows.



"scrape" by Unsane.

unsane is the band.



You know I thought that, but they MUST have a new lead cause he doesn't look ANYTHING like the guy they had back then, least I can order that album now...thank you very much.

blackroseMD1

blackroseMD1

Tacoma, WA
April 2003

MAR 10, 2006 10:20 PM

Rollins, hands down.

goatboy23

goatboy23

Vatican City
November 2003

MAR 10, 2006 10:21 PM

MrSorrow said:
I say Only steps in and kicks Glenns ass for Henry before he even gets close.

Then a tour bus with the original line up of the new york dolls crashes into the whole scene and time as we know it is re-written entirely.



As soon as Only stepped in, his brother Doyle would jump him and they'd work out their familial issues.

p.s. Anybody else gonna see the remains of the New York Dolls play CBGB at the end of the month?

trocc

trocc

Chicago, IL
March 2003

MAR 10, 2006 10:23 PM

regardless, Kira's got the 10 1/2.

Emptymouthpiece

Emptymouthpiece

I'm lost
May 2005

MAR 10, 2006 10:23 PM

Wish I could man, wish I could

DownNeck

DownNeck

Bloomfield, NJ
March 2006

MAR 11, 2006 12:21 AM

probably rollins, unless danzig smacked him with that giant fucking belt buckle he wears

Mark_plus_Beer

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom
August 2005

MAR 11, 2006 03:20 AM

Rollins could also whip out one of his many books and beat Danzig with it

xgoatboyx

xgoatboyx

United Kingdom
January 2005

MAR 11, 2006 05:51 AM

Rollins

Mythicus

Mythicus

Lawnside, NJ
May 2004

MAR 11, 2006 06:49 AM

NoFi said:
no way. henry would probably hit him once, start crying, then give him a hug. then danzig would make his move.

enter lee ving into the equation and all bets are off.



my money would be on lee.

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

MAR 11, 2006 06:55 AM

The thing about Rollins... he just won't shut up. He'd be like the villain in the movie who spends all his time talking about his plan and winds up getting his ass handed to him.

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