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A judge has ruled that one of Gene Simmons's many, many, many, many former girlfriends can sue him because the editing of a VH1 Kiss documentary allegedly implied that she was "wild and unchaste."

Why?

She was a Kiss groupie and now wants to claim that she isn't unchaste? Come on, lady, just accept it, own it, be proud of it.

Unless... wait... this is some kind of scan to get some money from a rock star...?!

Truth hurts. But I guess we can't have any hurt feewings, can we?

"Hi, my name is Debbie, and I banged KISS. But I don't want people to think I'm unchaste."

Wasn't the whole point of being a 70s groupie to get laid by a ton of rock stars?

Groupie doesn;t sound like a very chaste profession, no matter how Gene spins it.

kay, time for me to stop double posting!

[Edited on Nov 12, 2005 2:32PM]

yikes, maybe it's time to get that one changed, unchaste doesn't seem like such an insult anymore...

Did he actually call her "unchaste," or did he imply she was unchaste using more modern terms? Because I think a lot of people could make a lot of money if it is the latter.

(I meant anybody that has ever spread rumors about a girl being a slut or whatever can get sued)

[Edited on Nov 12, 2005 9:26PM]

How's Gene gonna spin this to make money?

Because of course, Kiss was talking about HER and only HER. Not the many other groupies that hooked up with the band. Ridiculous.

Hey, I need money. Why don't I sue for something. Ideas anyone?

do kiss fans even know what unchaste means?

Probably not. They do, however, know how to party everyday!

so every guy that i kissed can sue me

No, if they implied that you are "unchaste" then you can sue THEM!

Yes, if someone says that they had sex with you, they are apparently deriding you as unchaste. So...if you know someone who had sex with you talked about it, and you can prove it caused you some manner of distress, I guess it's time to call a lawyer. Might be a good idea to see what happens to Gene first though, if he wins you might want a plan B

What if he just said she was a woman of easy virtue?

Another reason to have that Pre-Coital Agreement handy backstage....

It's not defamation if it's true though...so the KISS groupie is going to have to prove she was quite chaste when she was a groupie.......right?

are you fucking kidding me?

ok ladies the tour bus is back this way. we'll just need you to sign this affidavit. aaaand here, and here, and here, initial here, and ill have the lawyers look over this, we'll get back to you in 2-3 weeks.

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Gene Simmons had sex with a wild, unchaste lady???

[Edited on Nov 13, 2005 by TedKoppel]