So maybe R. Kelly is not so much amusingly insane as he is actually a fucking crazy asshole. The singer's wife, Andrea Kelly, has now successfully filed for a restraining order against him, citing alleged physical abuse and fear for their children and her personal property:

According to the Chicago Sun-Times Mrs Kelly needs the order to ensure that her three children with the singer could not be removed from their home with her.

She has also demanded R.Kelly does not dispose of any of her personal property including her Mercedes-Benz.

Privacy is on the door for Mrs. Kelly.

This is only the latest of Kelly's legal troubles. He's still battling child pornography charges as well as the fallout of the disastrous 'Best of Both Worlds' tour with Jay-Z.

anonymouse

Miami Beach, FL

OLD SKOOL

SEP 20, 2005 11:35 AM

I still don't understand why he isn't in jail. He videotaped himself peeing on a little girl! Surely that's a crime, no?

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

SEP 20, 2005 11:39 AM

How did Jay-Z get mixed up with this crazy motherfucker anyway?

kidnapped4eva

Virgin Islands

May 2004

SEP 20, 2005 10:47 PM

the Jay-z thing was just for money their labels put them together. but when R-kally acted up he got pepper sprayed by one of Jay-z entourage

flowerofromance

Chicago, IL

May 2005

SEP 20, 2005 10:54 PM

anonymouse said:
I still don't understand why he isn't in jail. He videotaped himself peeing on a little girl! Surely that's a crime, no?

R.'s penchant for the little girls is pretty well known throughout Chicago. I've heard so many stories...

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI

August 2004

SEP 20, 2005 10:56 PM

Wasn't that tour over a year ago?

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK

August 2002

SEP 20, 2005 11:04 PM

SuperNintendo said:
Wasn't that tour over a year ago?

So was the 'piss on you' thing.

Tawnya

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

SEP 20, 2005 11:06 PM

Keith said:

SuperNintendo said:
Wasn't that tour over a year ago?

So was the 'piss on you' thing.

A tour can end, but pissing on someone... that's forever.

imustbestopped

I'm lost

January 2004

SEP 20, 2005 11:33 PM

Tawnya said:

Keith said:

SuperNintendo said:
Wasn't that tour over a year ago?

So was the 'piss on you' thing.

A tour can end, but pissing on someone... that's forever.

You should work for Hallmark.

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA

September 2003

SEP 21, 2005 01:41 AM

At least it inspired a brilliant exchange.

R. Kelly's "Piss on You" music video (and remix). The real R.Kelly was (no pun intended) pissed off by this spoof, which prompted him to ask Dave (Chappelle), "Nigga how you gonna make a video about peeing on somebody?" (to which Dave responded "Nigga, how you gonna make a video about peeing on somebody?")

[Edited on Sep 21, 2005 by Jeff_Fries]

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