Worst Line(s) In A Song

douchboard confessional can go die

"Your hair is everywhere. screaming infidelities"

whoever said emo garbage had to make sense....

"And this platinum shit right here,
we do it all the time,
so get some better beats and, uh,
get some better rhymes."

-Limp Bizkit, N 2 Gether Now

"It's a 7-11
Do you wanna take a walk outside
If you want a burrito
You can have another bite of mine."

-Pete Yorn, Burrito

It's so saccharine. It gives me a toothache.

I have never heard either of those songs, and I can only imagine that makes me a slightly better person.

I'm sure you've heard my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.

AAAHHHHH the lady lumps!!

Funny story:

The first time I saw that video, my one year old daughter stared at the TV the whole time!

Nope. I've read the "lyrics," and have heard people talk about it, but I've never actually heard the song.


[Edited on Apr 03, 2006 by mamet]

"Look at this photograph, every time I do it makes me laugh. How did our eyes get so red? And what the hell is on Joey's head?" Nickelback

Goddamn, that guy makes Scott Stapp look like Bob Dylan!!!

But I nominate Eve 6:

I burn burn like a wicker cabinet chalk white and oh so
frail I see our time has gotten stale. The tick
tock of the clock is painful. All sane and logical
I want to tear it off the wall I hear words and clips
and phrases I think sick like ginger ale. My stomach
turns and I exhale.
I would swallow my pride I would choke on the rinds. But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside I would swallow my doubt turn it inside out find nothing but faith in nothing want to put my tender heart in a blender watch it spin round to a beautiful obliviion. redezvous then i'm through with you.

"I think sick like ginger ale"??? WTF?

At least Eve 6 were catchy.

okay this thread is making me laugh, a lot, but.....y'all better leave harvey danger the fuck alone. lyrically, they're one of my favorite bands of all time.

Also, from Tom DeLonge's Box Car racer, the entire song under a spoiler because, really, you have to read the whole thing and see how ridiculous it is.

You forgot to mention the fact that they quoted the BEASTIE BOYS in the song. LFO has not earned that right.

I was just thinking about this one.. "Come, my lady, come come, my lady, you my butterfly, sugar, baby."

Shifty Shellshock, even your name reaks of stupidity.

Actually she is saying "This shit is bananas, B A N A N A S"
I actually think thats the only good part of that song


I cant believe no one mentioned that pathetic Uncle Cracker song. I want to stab that guy in the FAAACE its so baaaaad!!!!


[Edited on Apr 04, 2006 by Throwabomb]

I lOVE that song! I WILL FIGHT YOU!!!!

*cries* "Dont worry Billy, they dont mean it"

that song from Live where he talks about the placenta slipping to the floor. Worst song ever.

Oh, good call. That lines makes me cringe. I can't believe they actually recorded it.

What's sad is that Durst STOLE the "woman put my tender heart in a blender" line & put it in "Nookie!"

We're goin down tuhhh in a luuuuleleerrrrahhh

All I remember is it was in the days when MTV was still in training pants, I don't remember the band (yeah they made that good of an impression) but they lyric goes like this....

"If you see Kay"

Oooooooh risky!