Morrissey = OUT

I am sorry – but these every other week Morrissey appreciation threads have provoked the inner Morrissey hatred from within. They have awoken the beast.
I was in high school when my friend Linda brought over The Smiths and played them for me with jubilant glee filled ironic remorse…”Fucking incredible right?” she asked with awe struck wonder.
With all the vocal enunciation of all things suckage I replied in true Beavis voice and fashion “Those guys SUCK!”
She followed me around with more proof to support her cause as we went through our University years in colleges quite close to one another but she always evoked the same response whether he went solo or emo uber fucking group like.
“Morrissey SUCKS!”
I don’t get it.
I have witnessed all stages of his career…”Fifteen minutes with you…oh I wouldn’t complain…’
Well I WOULD! What a bunch of Creed filled piles of poo.
You suck Morrissey – your whiny rhetoric makes me want to hurl behemoth sized chunks of the sun.
I apologize to those I may offend but I had to get my Morrissey hatred released.
It is cancerous you know.

Tell us how you really feel.

*yawn*

FUCKING WAY OUT.....

he really is a fucking wanker.

I don't care what you say. I saw him in October (we were about thirty feet from the stage), and I'm still in love with him. Forever and always. Amen.

I thought this was going to be about Morrisey coming out of the closet. What a let down.

Certainly a warranted response if I had not a history of researching the music catalog.
I feel judgement is judiciary when well researched.
Is all.

like Morrissey cares anyway ,...

He's far too busy sharpening his bed of nails.

I think by researched she means she listened to lots of his music. But I can't speak for her. Dude, I'm watching Wayne's World right now. That movie is the shit.

So hmmm What I gather from this--is this-those of us that are smart enough to know better should just ignore 90% of SG.....I mean--it would be really silly of us to feel that after paying for our place here ....we could speak our mind....because we can just sift through the pages of shit here and ignore it.....
He is the VANILLA ICE of the 80's...and the godfather of bad emo....fuck him....come knock on my door and convince me otherwise.....get a sense of humor people.....

[Edited on Jul 10, 2005 by coldenginelogic]

Well with the exception that I have posted to these boards maybe a total of five times in the past year...I am certain you are right I must have nothing better to do.

You know? It is amazing to me.. the useless threads that can unfold with no recourse.
I was stating an opinion - in the music board - about music - granted - a possibly not popular one but whatever.

Beer and a burger sound mighty good right about now.

I just caught the awesomeness of this now

He is probably a nice guy, but his music definitely makes me change the radio channel.
I wouldn't go so far as having to hulk out and start threads about how I lament his very existence.

the more i ignore you...

i'm a fan, but that was hilarious.

every day is like suuuundaaaaaaayyyyy

Wayne's World is a permanent fixture among the movie collection...and by researched I did mean heard his music through its various movements and moments.

Geezus - seriously - I am not losing sleep over it fer chrissakes - it was my supposed humorous statement du jour. But we old folk - what do we know of humor?

I just researched this thread and have come to the conclusion that it sucks.

Morrissey = much cooler than you could ever hope to be. Even post-Smiths Morrissey.

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[Edited on Jul 10, 2005 by JuneCleavage]