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Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

JUN 18, 2005 08:02 AM

It was bad enough that my mom had one, but Her Royal Majesty?

ELIZABETH the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, and Defender of the Faith, has bought a nice looking and reassuringly expensive iPod.


The pocket-sized digital music players can hold up to 10,000 downloaded songs. God knows what the Queen listens to, no one has asked her and you can’t ask a speak to a Queen unless you are spoken to first, which is a little tricky if one is wearing one’s stupid headphones. We know that Tony Blair, the alternative Monarch in this particular Glen, is a big Cliff Richard fan.



I don't know what any of the jokes mean in this article, but imagining them being delivered in an English accent is enough to make me giggle.

chad1

chad1

Louisville, KY
January 2004

JUN 18, 2005 08:10 AM

Tony Blair is the Prime Minister and Cliff Richard was a teeny bopper singer in the early 60s.

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

JUN 18, 2005 08:11 AM

Does she call it a "wePod"?

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

JUN 18, 2005 08:16 AM

demetrius_z said:
Does she call it a "wePod"?



Zing! I love it. biggrin

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

JUN 18, 2005 08:16 AM

chad1 said:
Tony Blair is the Prime Minister and Cliff Richard was a teeny bopper singer in the early 60s.

What's a Prime Minister?

Allewar

Allewar

Mexico
June 2004

JUN 18, 2005 08:22 AM

SPOILERS!!!!!

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Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

JUN 18, 2005 08:39 AM

NoIdentity said:
SPOILERS!!!!!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

SPOILERS!!!!!
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SPOILERS!!!!!
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You can't put a spoiler in a spoiler. I've tried.

V2PointOhh

V2PointOhh

Hoboken, NJ
May 2005

JUN 18, 2005 08:44 AM



ELIZABETH the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, and Defender of the Faith, has bought a nice looking and reassuringly expensive iPod.

According to the Current Bun, Her Majesty, who never has cash with her because apparently she doesn't like the way her face is engraved on her coins, has somehow managed to buy a 6GB silver model for 169 notes and coins with her own picture on them.



surreal

TReBlah

TReBlah

I'm lost
March 2005

JUN 18, 2005 08:44 AM

i wouldn't be at all surprised if she wasn't going to use the thing at all, and this is just a ploy to "win the hearts of the young"

seriously, the monarchy is not super-popular in the UK right now...

xxbettie_pagexx

xxbettie_pagexx

Florence, NJ
January 2005

JUN 18, 2005 08:53 AM

What could she possibly listen to on there? Isn't this the same woman who has no idea who Brian May or The Who are?

hoisin

hoisin

United Kingdom
April 2004

JUN 18, 2005 08:55 AM

one'sPod.

I think her Maj is pretty cool as it goes. iPod owners be proud!

hoisin

hoisin

United Kingdom
April 2004

JUN 18, 2005 08:58 AM

TReBlah said:
i wouldn't be at all surprised if she wasn't going to use the thing at all, and this is just a ploy to "win the hearts of the young"

seriously, the monarchy is not super-popular in the UK right now...



Maybe this isn;t the place for a pro/anti-monacrchy discussion, but judging by the Queen's recent Silver Jubilee where hundreds of thousands turned out to celebrate I wouldn't be so sure.

Don't believe everything you read.

jake_lex

jake_lex

Lexington, KY
February 2003

JUN 18, 2005 09:34 AM

I'm tired of the notion that people who have IPods only got them to look "cool". I got mine because I like the idea of being able to carry around my entire music library, and the IPod is the best MP3 player currently on the market.

I did get rid of the white earbuds, but mostly because the damn things never fit me. tongue

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

JUN 18, 2005 09:35 AM

Dubbya has one too, I think the queen has a crush on him.

I bet they have their respective entourages swap MP3s through email.

GlassHeart

GlassHeart

USA
January 2004

JUN 18, 2005 09:36 AM

SirPsychoSexy said:
Dubbya has one too, I think the queen has a crush on him.

I bet they have their respective entourages swap MP3s through email.



just emails? I think she should send him viruses.

TReBlah

TReBlah

I'm lost
March 2005

JUN 18, 2005 09:39 AM

hoisin said:

TReBlah said:
i wouldn't be at all surprised if she wasn't going to use the thing at all, and this is just a ploy to "win the hearts of the young"

seriously, the monarchy is not super-popular in the UK right now...



Maybe this isn;t the place for a pro/anti-monacrchy discussion, but judging by the Queen's recent Silver Jubilee where hundreds of thousands turned out to celebrate I wouldn't be so sure.

Don't believe everything you read.



speaking of not believing everything you read, how about not assuming that cus my profile says NJ, USA, that that's actually where i am from, and maybe i DO have some first-hand knowledge of this...

Silver Jubilee? it was a party...i would have gone too...oh, and did you mean Golden Jubilee? as in the one held in 2002? Silver was back in 77 dude...

poptard

poptard

United Kingdom
November 2003

JUN 18, 2005 09:48 AM

hoisin said:

TReBlah said:
i wouldn't be at all surprised if she wasn't going to use the thing at all, and this is just a ploy to "win the hearts of the young"

seriously, the monarchy is not super-popular in the UK right now...



Maybe this isn;t the place for a pro/anti-monacrchy discussion, but judging by the Queen's recent Silver Jubilee where hundreds of thousands turned out to celebrate I wouldn't be so sure.

Don't believe everything you read.



yes recent as in 1977


TheLibra

TheLibra

Bridgeport, CT
October 2003

JUN 18, 2005 10:08 AM

jake_lex said:

I did get rid of the white earbuds, but mostly because the damn things never fit me. tongue



Me too, if only to deter muggers on the subway. That, and the sound quality isn't all that great in the standard issue podphones.

starguitar

starguitar

Canada
August 2004

JUN 18, 2005 10:13 AM

demetrius_z said:
Does she call it a "wePod"?



Seriously, you should get paid for that one!

syrvyxyn

syrvyxyn

I'm lost
November 2004

JUN 18, 2005 10:22 AM

You cant speak to the Queen unless spoken to first? So how do you warn her of any impending danger? Are wild gesticulations illuding to an approaching mob fueled by social and political unrest allowed? What about email or snail mail?
Dear Royalle Majesty,
Watch out for the quicksand
Sincerely,
*insert name here*
What about charades? How does one pantomime "ax wielding maniac" without being arrested by the royalle guard for threatening behavior?

BottleCaps

BottleCaps

Portland, OR
November 2003

JUN 18, 2005 10:25 AM

TReBlah said:
i wouldn't be at all surprised if she wasn't going to use the thing at all, and this is just a ploy to "win the hearts of the young"

seriously, the monarchy is not super-popular in the UK right now...



It's important to get the young vote in this Monarchy election year.

Jimbo

Jimbo

Dallas, TX
August 2003

JUN 18, 2005 11:05 AM

i think teh queen gets down to some crue


MOTLEY CRUE
Sunday June 19 @ 7:30 PM
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VENUE:

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WATCHED BY: wave_goodby

[Edited on Jun 18, 2005 1:17PM]

cop_n_blow

cop_n_blow

USA
July 2004

JUN 18, 2005 11:43 AM

Cigarette said:
It was bad enough that my mom had one, but Her Royal Majesty?



having an ipod doens't make you cool. it's what's on the ipod that counts.

BigWobbles

BigWobbles

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

JUN 18, 2005 11:45 AM

She owns an ipod.. damn Id be really upset if she owns a toaster ...or even a Vaccum Cleaner mad whatever mad

Jerry_Coke

Jerry_Coke

United Kingdom
May 2004

JUN 18, 2005 01:23 PM

xxbettie_pagexx said:
What could she possibly listen to on there? Isn't this the same woman who has no idea who Brian May or The Who are?



Maybe she likes audio books.

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