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AbsintheOfMalice

AbsintheOfMalice

Tucson, AZ
April 2004

MAR 14, 2005 10:21 AM

Rod "I pooped myself" Stewart just proposed to his long-time girlfriend at the Eiffel Tower.

Record label BMG said Stewart, 60, went down on one knee and proposed to 33-year-old Penny Lancaster at the French landmark on Wednesday. She accepted.

Now all he needs to do is get a divorce from his current wife.

Lancaster's agent, Nicholas Young, said the couple would make wedding plans once Stewart's divorce from model Rachel Hunter is finalized. "Rod's preference is to get married in Scotland," Young said.

I hope they have plenty of Viagra in Scotland.

dylanisdead

dylanisdead

Minneapolis, MN
February 2004

MAR 14, 2005 04:15 PM

I've had enough of these old-washed-up-whatever-they-may-be's getting all these young beautiful women.....AND THEN HAVING KIDS! Christ, they're gonna have to throw these poor kids' graduations at nursing homes.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

MAR 14, 2005 04:20 PM

Rod "i pooped myself" Stewart


Of what do you speak?

waldo

waldo

I'm lost
June 2004

MAR 14, 2005 04:46 PM

Rod who? Did I miss something here?

WilliamIV

WilliamIV

I'm lost
January 2004

MAR 14, 2005 06:12 PM

dylanisdead said:
I've had enough of these old-washed-up-whatever-they-may-be's getting all these young beautiful women.....AND THEN HAVING KIDS! Christ, they're gonna have to throw these poor kids' graduations at nursing homes.



Oh go on and listen to your Hansen albums!
puke

WilliamIV

WilliamIV

I'm lost
January 2004

MAR 14, 2005 06:14 PM

dylanisdead said:
I've had enough of these old-washed-up-whatever-they-may-be's getting all these young beautiful women.....AND THEN HAVING KIDS! Christ, they're gonna have to throw these poor kids' graduations at nursing homes.



Oh go on and listen to your Hansen albums!
puke

June

June

Canada
March 2004

MAR 14, 2005 06:15 PM

PointBlank said:

Rod "i pooped myself" Stewart


Of what do you speak?



It's from South Park.

dylanisdead

dylanisdead

Minneapolis, MN
February 2004

MAR 14, 2005 06:22 PM

WilliamIV said:

dylanisdead said:
I've had enough of these old-washed-up-whatever-they-may-be's getting all these young beautiful women.....AND THEN HAVING KIDS! Christ, they're gonna have to throw these poor kids' graduations at nursing homes.



Oh go on and listen to your Hansen albums!
puke




......?

Motionboy

Motionboy

Vancouver, BC
January 2004

MAR 14, 2005 06:40 PM

dylanisdead said:
I've had enough of these old-washed-up-whatever-they-may-be's getting all these young beautiful women.....AND THEN HAVING KIDS! Christ, they're gonna have to throw these poor kids' graduations at nursing homes.




Are you just jelaous that you are not the one getting the chicks?

rod steward 4 Life homie!

[Edited on Mar 14, 2005 6:41PM]

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

MAR 14, 2005 06:45 PM

I think there's an inverse relationship between Rod's age and the ages of his lady loves.
1971 - Maggie May
2004 - Penny Lancaster

dylanisdead

dylanisdead

Minneapolis, MN
February 2004

MAR 14, 2005 06:53 PM

Aquaman said:

dylanisdead said:
I've had enough of these old-washed-up-whatever-they-may-be's getting all these young beautiful women.....AND THEN HAVING KIDS! Christ, they're gonna have to throw these poor kids' graduations at nursing homes.




Are you just jelaous that you are not the one getting the chicks?

rod steward 4 Life homie!

[Edited on Mar 14, 2005 6:41PM]



Oh, the ladies are all up ons, haha. Nah, i just don't get, why get married and have kids with someone who could die anyday.

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

MAR 14, 2005 06:59 PM

dylanisdead said:

Aquaman said:

dylanisdead said:
I've had enough of these old-washed-up-whatever-they-may-be's getting all these young beautiful women.....AND THEN HAVING KIDS! Christ, they're gonna have to throw these poor kids' graduations at nursing homes.




Are you just jelaous that you are not the one getting the chicks?

rod steward 4 Life homie!

[Edited on Mar 14, 2005 6:41PM]



Oh, the ladies are all up ons, haha. Nah, i just don't get, why get married and have kids with someone who could die anyday.



You hope he's rich and writes you into the will?

dylanisdead

dylanisdead

Minneapolis, MN
February 2004

MAR 14, 2005 07:14 PM

Keith said:

dylanisdead said:

Aquaman said:

dylanisdead said:
I've had enough of these old-washed-up-whatever-they-may-be's getting all these young beautiful women.....AND THEN HAVING KIDS! Christ, they're gonna have to throw these poor kids' graduations at nursing homes.




Are you just jelaous that you are not the one getting the chicks?

rod steward 4 Life homie!

[Edited on Mar 14, 2005 6:41PM]



Oh, the ladies are all up ons, haha. Nah, i just don't get, why get married and have kids with someone who could die anyday.



You hope he's rich and writes you into the will?




surreal

hermetica

hermetica

Cook Islands
January 2004

MAR 14, 2005 07:27 PM

dylanisdead said:

Aquaman said:

dylanisdead said:
I've had enough of these old-washed-up-whatever-they-may-be's getting all these young beautiful women.....AND THEN HAVING KIDS! Christ, they're gonna have to throw these poor kids' graduations at nursing homes.




Are you just jelaous that you are not the one getting the chicks?

rod steward 4 Life homie!

[Edited on Mar 14, 2005 6:41PM]



Oh, the ladies are all up ons, haha. Nah, i just don't get, why get married and have kids with someone who could die anyday.




NEWS FLASH!

All of us could die anyday! Even you!

Sorry to shock you.

whatever




And er.. its not like he's 87 or anything.
If you were an incredibly wealthy famous middle aged rock star, I'll bet you'd have a dozen ex- wives too. Its a prerequisite, almost.

intrigue

intrigue

I'm lost
February 2005

MAR 14, 2005 08:15 PM

His daughter was on Stern today... the one that fell off that motorcycle... she seems to think he'll have more kids, but hey, he has the means to provide for them, so why not?

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

MAR 14, 2005 08:16 PM

He's trying to breed his own soccer team.