Hammer time!!!!!

Please Hammer Dont Hurt Em'.

Not suggesting he was a, er, "Jacko", but did anyone else think that title was about child abuse?

I was a freshman in high school. We ALL danced like him. Ugh.

Not only did I loathe him but I smashed the tape mom bought me that year after hearing it all of once.... didnt even sample the whole thing just took it to the neighbor's back cementing behind their house and *stomp crunch*
Then had a satisfied grin on my face.
True story.
I also hated Vanilla Ice, And Milli Vanilli, and NKOTB and.... erm all the "hip-hop" acts of the early nineties everyone so loved and raved over... or at least the popular kids did.
They laughed at me then.
Boy am I EVER laughing now. Looking back in hindsight either I was just smart or plain fucking lucky. Either one works... they suck even -more- now. If that is possible.

Yes, but you were old.

I was like 9 years old.

yeah, i liked hammer

it was the only rap my parents would buy for me

that's why i liked it

i likd boyz 2 men at that age too


i realize now that all that shit was garbage. . .but "ninja rap" was a great song

[Edited on Mar 10, 2005 by KMFCM]

i was cool enough to have a rat tail AND hammer pants.

it was my brush with being cool. and really, it wasn't even that cool.

I used to like the HammerTime cartoon.. where his shoes talked... that was cool.

I was really pathetic, because I liked MC Hammer and thought about how, for once, I actually knew about something that was cool. Usually that stuff passed me by. I was so uncool.
Still am!

The difference is, in middle school, I hated how uncool I was. I'd like to go back in time and give me a hug. And a Ramones tape.

I would be the happiest girl alive if I owned a pair of gold hammer pants.....anyone have any they wanna give me?

by the way if anyone has a Millie Vanillie tape/cd/record they wanna get rid of I would be happy to take it off your hands. seriously.

I had the vanilla ice lines on one side, my name on the other side and a rat tail. I was the definition of grade school sexy.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA. This is so outta control! Hammer!!

I'm sure that was Milli Vanilli...

There's a funny story about hammer pants and I. Every day before school we had to wait in the gymnasium when it was cold outside. My group of friends and I had our own "spot" in the gym. Well I was wearing my hammer pants and i attempted to slide to my spot..and they ripped. Everyone was laughing.

that must have been were the got the idea for the rip off pants thank u hammer pants

I thought this was going to be a thread about Jan Hammer.

I had a rat tail in the sixth grade

Me too!. Well my name not yours. That would have been creepy

Come on guys. He was pretty legit. Actually, rumor has it, he couldn't quit, 'cause he was TOO legit.

I use to work as a DJ for an oldies station. When ever that song came on (by who ever did it first) I would recall the hammer tape I had in 5th grade or so.

I remember that.

And that he did the Ninja Turtles theme too.

I was too into Slayer and Danzig at the time to care about MC Hammer.