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punk

Phoenix, AZ

January 2004

OCT 15, 2004 06:14 PM

Q: How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six. One to drop it, and 5 to pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!

I've always loved that one.

Brinstar

Chicago, IL

September 2002

OCT 15, 2004 06:20 PM

How many punks does it take to screw in a fuck you punk's dead.

ms_n_thrope

Columbia, MO

August 2004

OCT 15, 2004 07:25 PM

here you go,
Q:what do frat boys and punks have in common? (other than always getting drunk and being elitist assholes)
A: they're always talking about the 7 inches they don't have.

AtomHeartMother

Boulder, CO

September 2003

OCT 16, 2004 01:07 PM

Q: How many Riot Grrls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: They don't screw it in, asshole, they scrrrrw it in!

KMFCM

Peekskill, NY

September 2002

OCT 16, 2004 03:29 PM

'I loved these

how many emo kids does it take to paint a house?

it depends how hard you throw them

[Edited on Oct 16, 2004 by KMFCM]

waxangel

Baltimore, MD

May 2003

OCT 16, 2004 03:41 PM

Brinstar said:
How many punks does it take to screw in a fuck you punk's dead.

Punk's not dead!

It just smells like it.

alpha_hazard

Fort Collins, CO

April 2004

OCT 24, 2004 01:45 PM

Bad one made up while drunk...

"What kind of car does a skin head drive"

"Oi-yota!"

Brinstar

Chicago, IL

September 2002

OCT 24, 2004 01:47 PM

How does a skinhead greet a small green guy from Dagobah?

Ayin

Chicago, IL

January 2003

OCT 24, 2004 03:29 PM

This has been said on this sight many a time before, BUT:

Q: Why can't indie-rock boys get laid?

A: They're always bragging about 12-inches they don't have...

CrackRockColin

Atlanta, GA

March 2004

OCT 24, 2004 03:51 PM

whats green and sings.

elvis parsley

oh wait thats not punk

Monroe

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

OCT 25, 2004 01:02 AM

So a punk guy and a gay guy are at the bar. The gay dude thinks the punk is attractive, so he buys him a drink. After a few rounds the gay guy asks the punk for a blow job. The punk then proceeds to beat the shit out of the gay dude. "Why did you do that?" asked the bartender. "He said something about a job," replied the punk.

rottenart

Norman, OK

February 2004

OCT 25, 2004 01:09 AM

what does a Phish fan say when he's not stoned?

god, this music sucks!

i have another that might offend, but fuck it...

how many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

two. one to change it and the other to write a folk song about it.

JuxLii

Los Angeles, CA

April 2003

OCT 25, 2004 02:17 AM

Q: what do you throw a drowning guitarist?

A: his amp!

alpha_hazard

Fort Collins, CO

April 2004

OCT 26, 2004 08:24 AM

Brinstar said:
How does a skinhead greet a small green guy from Dagobah?

<blank Stare>

OH! I get it!

sk8freakxxx

Waco, TX

October 2004

NOV 01, 2004 10:59 PM

Q: How many skaters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two: One to do it and one to film it.

yes this one is awesome i love it!!!

Nixon

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 01, 2004 11:16 PM

How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A what?

How many A.D.H.D kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Lets go ride bikes!

How many goths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to bitch about how Andrew Eldritch could've done it better.

[Edited on Nov 01, 2004 by Nixon]

thrashead

Los Angeles, CA

October 2004

NOV 02, 2004 12:04 PM

There's some good one's here. I like the one's about the straight edger's drinking when nobody' looking, the indie rockers and the 12 inchers they don't have, and the Crass stencil one. Those are fucking funny.

But I got one that didn't make yet check this out

Q: How many skinhead does it take, to take a dump?

A: 21, One to sit on the toilet, and the other 20 to kick the shit out of him.

I love that joke

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