NEWS: Britney Ready For Motherhood?

YOU might not be, but i sure am.

Gotta edit my profile, I don't live in New Hampshire anymore. Now I live in Maine. And yes, 23 is not considered early to have children in the great state of Maine. Female fertility drops after age 27 or so. Thus if you gals want babies, it is not a bad idea to have them young. I've known too many women who desperately wanted a baby but waited until their 30s and then had a lot of trouble conceiving. Men are not immune from the effects of aging either. I know I'd have more trouble fathering a child now then I would have had ten years ago. That is life. I know two women, one is a Phi Beta Kappa graduate of Smith, the other graduated from Middlebury. They both have five children apiece. And they are a hell of a lot happier than a lot of childless career women I've known. So there.

Heaven forbid Brit should get to aspire to the same dream as millions of trailer park mommas.

Brittney Spears wil try to annul her child, once she realizes that s/he isn't born sexually attracted to her, and isn't upholding family tradition.

[Edited on Sep 27, 2004 3:17PM]

Its an absolute sickening mixture of both.

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HOLY CRAP THAT WAS FUNNY!