NEWS: Britney Ready For Motherhood?

MUSIC: Britney Ready For Motherhood?

Although speculation is still surrounding the validity of her most recent wedding license, Britney Spears has announced that she hopes to have a baby of her own sometime soon.

The singer, who is stepmother to her husband's two children from a prior relationship, stated she would like to become pregnant sometime during the next year.

Let us remember that Britney's first marriage ago to childhood pal Jason Alexander, less than a year ago, was annulled after 55 hours.

She can cut her nose off for all I care.

Ah, the sanctity of marriage is validified! I sure am glad that gays can't marry, that would totally make fun of marriage.

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HAHAHAHAHA!

Does anyone else sense a meltdown of Michael Jacksonian proportions?

It's just a matter of time.

The signs of the apocalypse are revealing themselves...

We care about this? I missed the memo :\

i care.... cause well.....

you all know where i stand...

cheers


ps. ok im done caring.

I just like that she describes the miracle of life and parenthood by saying, "I am so there."

I can see her twirling her hair and popping her bubblegum, with this vapid look in her eyes.

Whatever. Millions of unprepared people have children and ruin their lives every day. Why not Britney Spears too?

I wish Britney was my mom.

Tattoo. Check.
Kissed a girl. Check.
Start having babies. Check.

Oh for crying out loud! You folks act as if having a baby was a crime or something. Glad somebody is doing the right thing. Somebody has got to produce some future taxpayers to fund my social security. And by the way, through most human history and in most societies 23 is late for a first child.

What Katie said.

Good thing I have a sense of humor. Take care of yourself in storm ravaged Florida.

You have a point, but I'm still wondering how the hell you came up with the word "validified." Am I just a total Nazi?

Maybe In New Hampshire its considered late...

(i dont speak for the entire population of NH. No hate.)

But to people I asked around most agreed 23 is way to early.

But of course this is a poll I took in New York City... of about 5 people...
A banker, an MTA employee, An Executive. A teenager and her boyfriend.

But how should I know? I didnt ask a Whore, Prostitute, or A Pop-Star....

And seriously.. does anyone want Britany to pro-create?

[Edited on Sep 27, 2004 12:50PM]

[Edited on Sep 27, 2004 12:53PM]

I don't think Britney pro-creating is the problem so much.

I think Kevin Federline needs to stop pro-creating.

demon spawn.

Wouldn't that require her to have had some talent to begin with?

yeah, you guys are right!

How dare she have children!

Glass House Weekly Headline:
"Porn Site Subscribers Decry Pop Princess' Moral Standards!"

To bad we arent a porn site.