Worst Woe-Is-Me Teenie Angst Song of All Time

awhitepony said:
Eve6's "Inside Out"

Matchbox Twenty's "Push"

Wheatus ' "Teenage Dirtbag"

Everclear's "Father of Mine," "I Will Buy You a New Life" or "Everything to Everyone"

Nada Surf's "Popular"

Superdrag's "Sucked Out"

Semisonic's "Closing Time"

Marcy Playground's "Saint Joe on the School Bus"

The Verve Pipe's "The Freshmen"

Vertical Horizon's "Everything You Want"

Nine Days' "Absolutely (Story of a Girl)"

New Radicals' "You Get What You Give"

LEN's "Steal My Sunshine"

Crazy Town's "Butterfly"

Stroke 9's "Little Black Backpack"

ok so one of those is the worst, I couldn't choose just one... god that would make a shitty mix cd.... i think i'll make it just for fun. i used to work at an "adult alternative" (that's seriously what they called the format) station making liners and promos.. i can tell you everyone of those songs was played at least 10 times a day at one point or another

woodstock1027 said:

I was coming here to quote this song as soon as I saw the thread title. The sad thing is the moment I heard the song a few emotions passed through me. The first was that I burst out laughing because it is so ridiculous and the second was the thudding reality that I am getting old. hurumph.

Brinstar said:
Blink 182 "What's My Age Again?"

I'll tell you what your ages are. Late 20's. Now grow the fuck up and stop making songs for high school kids.

yumyum said:
anything by Our Lady Peace

for example:

"Do you worry that you're not liked
How long till you break
You're happy cause you smile
But how much can you fake
An ordinary boy, an ordinary name
But ordinary's just not good enough today"

xartificialnight said:
How about Good Charlotte?

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny
And these girls like these boys like these boys like these girls
The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferraris
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

Sorry but I thought Blur already did the whole girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys thing.

Give anyone a headache yet??

quasi_sean said:

God, hands down the worst fucking overrated band in this world right now. The mere thought of Good Charlotte making any dollars off that crap is enough to not only evoke some angst in me, but hmmm....i'm damn near ready to get homicidal on that ass.

xartificialnight said:

I doubt that you aren't alone when you say you want to kill them. Whats sad about them is that between their first album and second, it took them like 3 years to release it with what they had on it. I thought it sucked, mainly because I had heard it all at live shows. Yes I'm an ex GC fan I'll admit. But the more I read the lyrics, the more my IQ dropped.

Unless you were talking about me for bringing them up. Even then I'm sure your not alone.

quasi_sean said:

no, not homicidal on the fans...'cause sometimes people just don't know any better. case in point, years ago I once bought an Insane Clown Posse album. ouch.

Jeff_Fries said:

Oh my dear H Christ. I though they were lame already, yet they keep getting lamer.

BillHaverchuck said:

I just sang the rest of that song in my head after reading this

mat7thew said:
but i'm a creep...i'm a weirdo...what the hell am i doin' here? i don't belong here...