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NEWS: Britney Spears, Freestyle Rapper?

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AkiraLi

Norristown, PA

March 2003

SEP 21, 2004 05:00 PM

MUSIC: Britney Spears, Freestyle Rapper?

Stop for a second and think about the absolute worst possible concept for a song. Now stop and think again. Harder this time. I guarantee that your sonic nightmare is nowhere near this debacle.

Boston DJ Clinton Sparks has a rapidly rising stature in the mix-tape game but he is about to elevate his standing significantly in the pop game should he execute his latest plan with pop tart Britney Spears.

The next mix-tape Im about to drop, Im gonna have a first-ever Britney Spears rapping freestyle. She did sixteen bars, all rapping, Sparks told AllHipHop.com exclusively.

Yes, you read that right. Britney Spears. Rapping. If you listen closely you can hear the 7th seal being opened.

dholokov

Toronto, ON

April 2003

SEP 21, 2004 05:07 PM

My idea was the Plastic Ono Band performing Blame it on the Rain. No offence, but I think I win.

zenFish

Vancouver, BC

August 2004

SEP 21, 2004 05:10 PM

hell just froze over.

Selane

New York, NY

November 2003

SEP 21, 2004 05:31 PM

I think you're neglecting the fact that she can't really sing either, so this can't be much worse.

1Aura1

Milwaukee, WI

March 2004

SEP 21, 2004 05:37 PM

My ears are already bleeding

BlackLab

Nashville, TN

June 2004

SEP 21, 2004 05:52 PM

Brizzle Speazzle is off the hizzy!

TheFreddy

Chicago, IL

February 2004

SEP 21, 2004 06:08 PM

What . The . FUCK!!!!!

pensquare

Tustin, CA

April 2003

SEP 21, 2004 06:10 PM

Goddamned Louisiana.

Fuck.

Minerva

HOPEFUL

Annapolis, MD

SEP 21, 2004 06:32 PM

*speechless*

pensquare

Tustin, CA

April 2003

SEP 21, 2004 06:52 PM

Fuck. Ass, cock, shit.

Remember the good old days when Avril was the worst pop-princess we had to worry about?

This is the end of music.

punk

Phoenix, AZ

January 2004

SEP 21, 2004 07:04 PM

*puts a gun to his head*

Damn you for making me do this, you blonde whore.

*BANG*

[Edited on Sep 21, 2004 7:04PM]

Chancy

Markham, ON

July 2004

SEP 21, 2004 07:11 PM

While celebrities and athletes are common hosts of mixtapes, a celebrity of Spears nature rarely delves into the genre, which is generally considered street promotion.

no no no, this time it's the real thing. she loves rap.

*buries nose in Heart to Heart*

antlong

Brooklyn, NY

August 2004

SEP 21, 2004 07:25 PM

Blitzfeld said:
Brizzle Speazzle is off the hizzy!

brizzle spizzle thank you very mizzuch

jibaili

Australia

March 2003

SEP 21, 2004 07:26 PM

pigs are flying..

Lain

Astoria, NY

April 2004

SEP 21, 2004 07:29 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH

April 2004

SEP 21, 2004 07:40 PM

No Irony Zone
This is going to be sweet.
/No Irony Zone

xartificialnight

Towson, MD

April 2004

SEP 21, 2004 07:44 PM

My question is...what kind of rapper is she going to be? Is she going to be a political rapper of sorts? Or a hardcore rapper?

I've got nothing against rap because I actually enjoy some of it...but how can they let this happen?!

Zoop

Sun Prairie, WI

March 2004

SEP 21, 2004 07:56 PM

NOW can we remove her vocal cords? Pretty please?

leola76

Toronto, ON

May 2003

SEP 21, 2004 07:59 PM

Egads! I never thought anyone could be a worse rapper than Madonna, something tells me I just may be wrong on this one!

Platy

USA

August 2004

SEP 21, 2004 08:22 PM

*curls up in a corner shaking* ...why? WHY?!

katastrofei

Portland, OR

September 2004

SEP 21, 2004 09:19 PM

Well, if The Rock had a go at it, it was only a matter of time...

cop_n_blow

USA

July 2004

SEP 21, 2004 09:26 PM

now, wait...none of us have heard it yet, so let's give her a chance. shit what the fuck am i talking about?

Lain

Astoria, NY

April 2004

SEP 21, 2004 09:28 PM

Im still confused as to why when I get my Maxim in the mail... October edition...

I see Avril Lavine on the cover...
and i see "Rocks Princess"

um... yeah.

Lain

Astoria, NY

April 2004

SEP 21, 2004 09:29 PM

cop_n_blow said:
now, wait...none of us have heard it yet, so let's give her a chance. shit what the fuck am i talking about?

*SLAP*
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN!

(my bad for the x2)

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI

January 2003

SEP 21, 2004 09:36 PM

Oh for fuck's sake...

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