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Koleeta

Koleeta

Los Angeles, CA
May 2003

JUL 20, 2004 11:52 AM

Good Morning Kiddies! I decided to make a place for us to share the best (a.k.a. worst) rap lyrics you've ever heard. Don't forget the old skool jams because they can be just as ridiculous!

Let's start with Nelly's newest:

Drop down and get your eagle on, girl!

Koleeta

Koleeta

Los Angeles, CA
May 2003

JUL 20, 2004 11:54 AM

50 Cent's : I love you like a fat kid love cake.

Jayden

Jayden

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

JUL 20, 2004 11:58 AM

Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn"
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram

-Vanilla Ice

Oracle

Oracle

Courtenay, BC
September 2003

JUL 20, 2004 11:59 AM

Femcenobot said:
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn"
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram

-Vanilla Ice




LOL Vanilla Ice....

Koleeta

Koleeta

Los Angeles, CA
May 2003

JUL 20, 2004 12:02 PM

My Ass is like WHOA.

-Mya

Betodyke

Betodyke

Albany, NY
May 2004

JUL 20, 2004 12:04 PM

Koleeta said:
50 Cent's : I love you like a fat kid love cake.


No matter how many times I hear that line it always cracks me up...

Koleeta

Koleeta

Los Angeles, CA
May 2003

JUL 20, 2004 12:06 PM

I ain't a punk, man, I don't sweat vaginal fluid, but...

I don't remember whose lyric that is.

Koleeta

Koleeta

Los Angeles, CA
May 2003

JUL 20, 2004 12:06 PM

I like the way you do that right THURR

-Chingy

Emylou

Emylou

SUICIDEGIRL

Nevada, USA

JUL 20, 2004 12:11 PM

Its werd how we met huh you was werkin at the bank a emerca

yet another riciculous line from chingy

Koleeta

Koleeta

Los Angeles, CA
May 2003

JUL 20, 2004 12:13 PM

Emylou said:
Its werd how we met huh you was werkin at the bank a emerca

yet another riciculous line from chingy



I love how he needed to add "huh?" so that his lyrics would rhyme! And the fact that he mispronounces "wierd" and "America"

DrStinkypants

DrStinkypants

Saint Paul, MN
October 2002

JUL 20, 2004 12:55 PM

i think i heard a song on soul train that went something along the lines of "lets get retarded" but i dont know who it was and i cahnged the channel, since i prefer my head in un-asploded form

VivaDeath

VivaDeath

Jacksonville, FL
October 2003

JUL 20, 2004 01:04 PM

My neck...My back ....My eeek and my eeek

sidewalker123

sidewalker123

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2004

JUL 20, 2004 01:36 PM

DrStinkypants said:
i think i heard a song on soul train that went something along the lines of "lets get retarded" but i dont know who it was and i cahnged the channel, since i prefer my head in un-asploded form



black eyed peas.
I used to love soultrain.

friedbanana105

friedbanana105

Antarctica
November 2003

JUL 20, 2004 01:44 PM

and now he only eats guitars.

Velvetone_Fusion

Velvetone_Fusion

Owings Mills, MD
November 2003

JUL 20, 2004 01:52 PM

I'm D.M.C. in the place to be
I go to St. John's University
And since kinde-garten I acquired the knowledge
And after 12th grade I went straight to college
I'm light skinned, I live in Queens
And I love eatin chicken and collard greens
I dress to kill, I love the style
I'm an MC you know who's versatile
Say I got good credit in your regards
Got my name not numbers on my credit cards

miss_lady

miss_lady

I'm lost
July 2003

JUL 20, 2004 02:03 PM

"Everybody needs someone to rub their shoulders, scratch their dandruff." "Love Hater", OutKast

daemontia

daemontia

West Long Branch, NJ
March 2004

JUL 20, 2004 02:06 PM

Koleeta said:

Emylou said:
Its werd how we met huh you was werkin at the bank a emerca

yet another riciculous line from chingy



I love how he needed to add "huh?" so that his lyrics would rhyme! And the fact that he mispronounces "wierd" and "America"



that was him? i was about to bring up that guy who always added "huh" to the end of every line to make it rhyme. oh man it bugged me so bad!

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

JUL 20, 2004 02:10 PM

I love the song "Salt Shaker", but ???

P poppin, till you percolate
First booty on duty no time to wait
Make it work, with your wet t-shirt
Bitch you gotta shake it till your camel starts to hurt
Say the heels on your feet or the strap around your ankle
Call that big bow jangle
Juicy like fruit or dosh like coup Deville
Used to get loose on the goose for real

Velvetone_Fusion

Velvetone_Fusion

Owings Mills, MD
November 2003

JUL 20, 2004 02:14 PM

I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits


Actually, the better part of all Digital Underground songs shoud go here, smile

Hexe

Hexe

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

JUL 20, 2004 02:21 PM

"You ain't from russia, bitch, so why you rushin'?" (or something like that)-50 Cent.

Koleeta

Koleeta

Los Angeles, CA
May 2003

JUL 20, 2004 04:21 PM

Hexe said:
"You ain't from russia, bitch, so why you rushin'?" (or something like that)-50 Cent.


MUAHAHAHA! I've heard this song!

beedlebaum

beedlebaum

Brooklyn, NY
March 2003

JUL 20, 2004 04:31 PM

Calvin Klein's no friend of mine
Don't want nobody's name on my behind.
RUN DMC
(this is also the motto by which i live my life)

h34rt4gr4m

h34rt4gr4m

Council Bluffs, IA
December 2003

JUL 20, 2004 07:29 PM

Hexe said:
"You ain't from russia, bitch, so why you rushin'?" (or something like that)-50 Cent.


haha the first time i heard that song i think i was drunk and it cracked me up all night. i was walking around saying it to everyone. biggrin

Ayin

Ayin

Chicago, IL
January 2003

JUL 20, 2004 09:39 PM

the entirety of "The Chickenhead Song"