The Many Adventures of Bling and Bling.

Good Morning Kiddies! I decided to make a place for us to share the best (a.k.a. worst) rap lyrics you've ever heard. Don't forget the old skool jams because they can be just as ridiculous!

Let's start with Nelly's newest:

Drop down and get your eagle on, girl!

50 Cent's : I love you like a fat kid love cake.

LOL Vanilla Ice....

My Ass is like WHOA.

-Mya

No matter how many times I hear that line it always cracks me up...

I ain't a punk, man, I don't sweat vaginal fluid, but...

I don't remember whose lyric that is.

I like the way you do that right THURR

-Chingy

I love how he needed to add "huh?" so that his lyrics would rhyme! And the fact that he mispronounces "wierd" and "America"

i think i heard a song on soul train that went something along the lines of "lets get retarded" but i dont know who it was and i cahnged the channel, since i prefer my head in un-asploded form

My neck...My back ....My and my

black eyed peas.
I used to love soultrain.

and now he only eats guitars.

I'm D.M.C. in the place to be
I go to St. John's University
And since kinde-garten I acquired the knowledge
And after 12th grade I went straight to college
I'm light skinned, I live in Queens
And I love eatin chicken and collard greens
I dress to kill, I love the style
I'm an MC you know who's versatile
Say I got good credit in your regards
Got my name not numbers on my credit cards

"Everybody needs someone to rub their shoulders, scratch their dandruff." "Love Hater", OutKast

that was him? i was about to bring up that guy who always added "huh" to the end of every line to make it rhyme. oh man it bugged me so bad!

I love the song "Salt Shaker", but ???

P poppin, till you percolate
First booty on duty no time to wait
Make it work, with your wet t-shirt
Bitch you gotta shake it till your camel starts to hurt
Say the heels on your feet or the strap around your ankle
Call that big bow jangle
Juicy like fruit or dosh like coup Deville
Used to get loose on the goose for real

I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits


Actually, the better part of all Digital Underground songs shoud go here,

"You ain't from russia, bitch, so why you rushin'?" (or something like that)-50 Cent.

MUAHAHAHA! I've heard this song!

Calvin Klein's no friend of mine
Don't want nobody's name on my behind.
RUN DMC
(this is also the motto by which i live my life)

haha the first time i heard that song i think i was drunk and it cracked me up all night. i was walking around saying it to everyone.

the entirety of "The Chickenhead Song"