If Lady Gaga were a kick ass rock singer...

If Lady Gaga / Usher were a kick ass rock singer they'd sound like Jaxon Rose. And if Jaxon Rose were in a kick ass rock band they'd sound like Scarlet Carson!

Just sayin'.

What if they were just mediocre pop sensations?

Then my reference would be totally lost because you would have no idea who I was talking about! Crisis averted!

They might be ok to listen to?

That first thing sounds like faux-Usher/Lady Gaga dance-pop...not rock.

I love the taste of Spam in the morning!

Criss Angel, delusionist. Nice to meet you.

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What if... Dazzler had become the herald of Galactus?

What if Jem was crossed with Josie and The Pussycats?

Ok, gave them a listen. Jaxon Rose sounds like a pretty standard happy-emo-pop with delusions of techno.

Scarlet Carson sounds like they want to be Black Album era Metallica.

I dunno. Sounds more like the lovechild of Nickleback and Avenge Sevenfold.

you're half right.

What is Scarlet Carson were actually another attempt by Garth Brooks to restart the Chris Gaines alter-ego?

In that case, we'll need flamethrowers.

The production values would be higher?

I just wanted to quote this because it made me laugh so hard and so many other people missed it.

lol What, no Adam Lambert references?

We're all too old to know who that is. Personally, I'm pretty sure you just made that name up.

Didn't he sing with Bing Crosby in the USO?