what the fuck is a lady gaga?

and why can't i look away?

I'm not sure. She's German?

she needs pants.

I've listened to her stuff and I have come away unimpressed. She looks good in hot pants though, and at the end of the day that's all that matters.

she's from yonkers, dude. yonkers.

I'm guessing she's hypnotized you with her zombie Bernadette Peters stare.

it's that lipstick.



look, if things don't pan out for me in the long run, i'm going to be gaga's drag equivalent.

but have you seen this?

you don't understand. i don't have the urge to do her. i have the peculiar urge to be her.

(alcohol speaking)

to be stupid?

i'm already there.

This interviewer is retarded.

I'm not interested in a boyfriend right now.

Are you thinking of getting married?

I'm married to my art.

What about children?

Well hello, it's Lady Gaga. Honestly, I'm a little offended that the interviewer didn't grill her on more important topics like cooking and housework.

Case in point:


Not a big fan of the song, but love the show.

All we need is Lady-o Gaga!

I think they must have put subliminal messages into her music. I can't figure out any other reason why I like "Just Dance" so much.

I heard on the radio that she really upset The Jonas Brothers mum because she stated she wanted to sleep with all of them at the same time. . .I thought they were all minors.

Lady Gaga is terrible...I believe that's what she is.

Where the fuck did she come from? I never heard about her until like a month ago, and now she is everywhere.

She is someone that should be stabbed multiple times with a dull pencil...

...and Christians. He used to be the pastor in the next town over from me.

I think this image sums her up.



Now I don't know about stabbing her, and her music isn't my cup of tea, but someone must care for it. And she appears to be having fun. So why not?

She looks like a Christina Aguiallara rip-off.