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JohnnyThSaint

JohnnyThSaint

Durango, CO
November 2003

DEC 14, 2003 07:39 PM

Here's the most hilarious site I've ever seen. This is a REAL christian site trying to reach kids thru the ROCK. So fucking funny, even if you consider yourself christian, you can't deny the ridiculousness of this shit..... http://objective.jesussave.us/zounds.html I was rolling on the floor after reading the titles of their songs and records, like this one: Jesus Be Just A'ight (Live single 2003), that record includes this memorable track: Baby Got Baptism (Featuring M.C. S-Katologee of Jiggy4Jesus) . They also seem to have some great sounding events coming up, try this: "Rapture Rave" at the Wilthrope Grange, third Friday of every month. Starts at 10:00PM. Stay late, pray great! (Glow stick crosses available at the door.)

faithless000

faithless000

Chicago, IL
May 2003

DEC 14, 2003 07:46 PM

gag me.
really...
cos i know all of those bands.
the site is more awful than most.. but they're all on that level...

only one saving grace STYPER 0WNS!!!!!

erm... sorry about that...

JohnnyThSaint

JohnnyThSaint

Durango, CO
November 2003

DEC 14, 2003 08:51 PM

damn, i was tryin to put up a picture, if you wanna see it, go look at my pics.

[Edited on Dec 14, 2003 by tireironsaint]

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

DEC 14, 2003 09:13 PM

I think it's important to point out that the fact that Christian outreaches and parodies of Christian outreaches cannot be told apart. Not that this isn't legit. Just been waiting to say it.

LL_Bean_J

LL_Bean_J

Portland, ME
May 2003

DEC 15, 2003 02:11 PM

I love the crossed out Evanescene on the "Bands We Like" section. Where's Creed and POD? confused

And sign me up for the Abstinence Shorts. whatever

[Edited on Dec 15, 2003 by WithoutTheFezOn]

LL_Bean_J

LL_Bean_J

Portland, ME
May 2003

DEC 15, 2003 02:19 PM

Also, this link MUST be checked out, which I found on that page...

http://www.thesourcefym.com/teenlingo/

Shape

Shape

West Orange, NJ
August 2003

DEC 15, 2003 08:09 PM

HAAAHHAAA!!!! They have a song called "WACKY WICCA CHICK" and they have the lyrics posted. Here's a small sample...this made me want pray again.

Mother Earth, Ishtar, Baal: yes, she claims to know them all.
Goes to a skyclad cabal, spends the Sabbat at the mall.

Wacky, wacky Wicca chick.
Wacky! Wacky!
Weirder than a Catholic.
Wacky, Wacky, Wacky!
Her "Blessed Be"'s just a shtick.
Her other car's a broomstick.
Wacky! Wacky! Wicca!

JohnnyThSaint

JohnnyThSaint

Durango, CO
November 2003

DEC 16, 2003 10:39 AM

Honestly, this thing kills me. I see something new that has me breaking ribs from laughing so hard everytime I view this. I want a glow stick cross.......I'll hang it upside down and create a shrine to all that is evil....

neodrunk

neodrunk

Minneapolis, MN
May 2003

DEC 16, 2003 10:46 AM

DUDE, I thought this was something like a "Doobie Brother's" apprectiation thread? Maybe some list of "mainstream" songs that have a knack for tossing in a JC every now and then?

Factoid o' the day: Norman Greenbaum was jewish... who knew?

tonguemiao!!

MisterJesus

MisterJesus

United Kingdom
November 2002

DEC 16, 2003 10:49 AM

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holy shit I just pooped I was laughing so hard.


Scopitone

Scopitone

Irvine, CA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 16, 2003 11:03 AM

Look at this man's face and tell me that there is a god!



"Fred - or as he likes to be called, Skeet - is a valuable member of the Mt. Fellowship Baptist congregation as well as having his own youth ministry rock band: Zounds!. He was recently appointed Abstinence Czar by the Fellowship Baptist Convention."

Abstinence Czar? Sounds like he roams the streets with gardening tools castrating random teens.

Thanks Skeet!

Lord_Shade

Lord_Shade

Canada
December 2003

DEC 16, 2003 11:12 AM

I've heard some Christian rock. Heck, I am a Christian.

Some of it is good.

But for god sakes... they're just nuts. They shouldn't rag on Catholics. They're Christians as well!!!!!!!!!

MisterJesus

MisterJesus

United Kingdom
November 2002

DEC 16, 2003 11:18 AM

That guy is scaring the crap out of me.

JohnnyThSaint

JohnnyThSaint

Durango, CO
November 2003

DEC 16, 2003 11:30 PM

The crap that was scared out of me by that man (and possibly your crap as well, MisterJesus) seems to have been used to create "Skeet's" mustache..... skull

gojason

gojason

San Diego, CA
October 2003

DEC 17, 2003 05:13 AM

Whatever, I'm listen to The Flaming Lips covering T-Rex right now so whatever.

MisterJesus

MisterJesus

United Kingdom
November 2002

DEC 17, 2003 05:23 AM

tireironsaint said:
The crap that was scared out of me by that man (and possibly your crap as well, MisterJesus) seems to have been used to create "Skeet's" mustache..... skull



Wow, your so right.