Jesus Be Just A'ight

Here's the most hilarious site I've ever seen. This is a REAL christian site trying to reach kids thru the ROCK. So fucking funny, even if you consider yourself christian, you can't deny the ridiculousness of this shit..... http://objective.jesussave.us/zounds.html I was rolling on the floor after reading the titles of their songs and records, like this one: Jesus Be Just A'ight (Live single 2003), that record includes this memorable track: Baby Got Baptism (Featuring M.C. S-Katologee of Jiggy4Jesus) . They also seem to have some great sounding events coming up, try this: "Rapture Rave" at the Wilthrope Grange, third Friday of every month. Starts at 10:00PM. Stay late, pray great! (Glow stick crosses available at the door.)

gag me.
really...
cos i know all of those bands.
the site is more awful than most.. but they're all on that level...

only one saving grace STYPER 0WNS!!!!!

erm... sorry about that...

damn, i was tryin to put up a picture, if you wanna see it, go look at my pics.

[Edited on Dec 14, 2003 by tireironsaint]

I think it's important to point out that the fact that Christian outreaches and parodies of Christian outreaches cannot be told apart. Not that this isn't legit. Just been waiting to say it.

I love the crossed out Evanescene on the "Bands We Like" section. Where's Creed and POD?

And sign me up for the Abstinence Shorts.

[Edited on Dec 15, 2003 by WithoutTheFezOn]

Also, this link MUST be checked out, which I found on that page...

http://www.thesourcefym.com/teenlingo/

HAAAHHAAA!!!! They have a song called "WACKY WICCA CHICK" and they have the lyrics posted. Here's a small sample...this made me want pray again.

Mother Earth, Ishtar, Baal: yes, she claims to know them all.
Goes to a skyclad cabal, spends the Sabbat at the mall.

Wacky, wacky Wicca chick.
Wacky! Wacky!
Weirder than a Catholic.
Wacky, Wacky, Wacky!
Her "Blessed Be"'s just a shtick.
Her other car's a broomstick.
Wacky! Wacky! Wicca!

Honestly, this thing kills me. I see something new that has me breaking ribs from laughing so hard everytime I view this. I want a glow stick cross.......I'll hang it upside down and create a shrine to all that is evil....

DUDE, I thought this was something like a "Doobie Brother's" apprectiation thread? Maybe some list of "mainstream" songs that have a knack for tossing in a JC every now and then?

Factoid o' the day: Norman Greenbaum was jewish... who knew?

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holy shit I just pooped I was laughing so hard.

Look at this man's face and tell me that there is a god!



"Fred - or as he likes to be called, Skeet - is a valuable member of the Mt. Fellowship Baptist congregation as well as having his own youth ministry rock band: Zounds!. He was recently appointed Abstinence Czar by the Fellowship Baptist Convention."

Abstinence Czar? Sounds like he roams the streets with gardening tools castrating random teens.

Thanks Skeet!

I've heard some Christian rock. Heck, I am a Christian.

Some of it is good.

But for god sakes... they're just nuts. They shouldn't rag on Catholics. They're Christians as well!!!!!!!!!

That guy is scaring the crap out of me.

The crap that was scared out of me by that man (and possibly your crap as well, MisterJesus) seems to have been used to create "Skeet's" mustache.....

Whatever, I'm listen to The Flaming Lips covering T-Rex right now so whatever.

Wow, your so right.